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I think a link to this thread should be posted on Pope Francis's Twatter feed. I don't know what would horrify him more,  the dreadful regard in which normal folk hold his "business" or the fact that a revolting little deviant like Spunkers is numbered amongst his flock.

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Guest DrCunt
2 hours ago, Punkape said:

In our disgusting compensation culture far more cunts will falsely accuse than before.Look at the national,industrial deceit of non-existent whiplash injuries.

The clergy must watch their backs...

Given the subject,  it speaks volumes that you consider only the "compensation culture" to be disgusting.

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1 hour ago, Snowy said:

The only thing me and you will ever agree on,your still a tranny though and I'm not giving you a like because well because.

"you are" not "your".  "Tranny" is someone who dresses a member of the opposite sex or has undergone gender re-assignment. I neither dress in the clothes of the "opposite sex or have I had "gender re-assgnment surgery". Now go and get fucked you fat lump of camel droppings.

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23 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

I think a link to this thread should be posted on Pope Francis's Twatter feed. I don't know what would horrify him more,  the dreadful regard in which normal folk hold his "business" or the fact that a revolting little deviant like Spunkers is numbered amongst his flock.

I understand that he is upset after his recent visit to Ireland having found that most people there have disconnected from the church and don't give a fuck about what old men dressed in frocks think.

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18 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said:

I understand that he is upset after his recent visit to Ireland having found that most people there have disconnected from the church and don't give a fuck about what old men dressed in frocks think.

In reality turning away from the Church will be your loss.You will morally stagnate if you align yourself with humanism or atheism. A gradual disconnect from the Church and its true values gives us the bonfire of morality we have today with abortion on demand and sexual deviancy promoted by our Government broadcaster at every opportunity.The country is festering and wallowing in cesspool of its own making.

Only by realigning ourselves with true Christian values can our country move forward.

1.Ban all abortions 

2. Recriminalise homosexuality.

3. Reintroduce National Service 

4. Close all Mosques

5. Reintroduce transportations to the Colonies.

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11 minutes ago, Punkape said:

In reality turning away from the Church will be your loss.You will morally stagnate if you align yourself with humanism or atheism. A gradual disconnect from the Church and its true values gives us the bonfire of morality we have today with abortion on demand and sexual deviancy promoted by our Government broadcaster at every opportunity.The country is festering and wallowing in cesspool of its own making.

Only by realigning ourselves with true Christian values can our country move forward.

1.Ban all abortions 

2. Recriminalise homosexuality.

3. Reintroduce National Service 

4. Close all Mosques

5. Reintroduce transportations to the Colonies.

What colonies .. were you in any of the armed forces?

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Guest Alfie Noakes
3 hours ago, Punkape said:

I’m sorry you have been ill and are obviously quite frail.

Is you current condition the result of a sexually transmitted disease contracted before you were married and only partially contained ?

Sorry to disappoint but I have never had an STI. Not ill but my condition is because my neck was broken when I was young and never properly healed as the fracture was missed and I was not treated for it at the time.

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7 hours ago, Punkape said:

I’m sorry you have been ill and are obviously quite frail.

Is you current condition the result of a sexually transmitted disease contracted before you were married and only partially contained ?

...this is another reason why there is such a disconnect between the church and the educated masses - a dogmatic adherence to preaching the catholic doctrinaire and an unhealthy interest in the minutiae of the flock's sex lives. 

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6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

...this is why there is such a disconnect between the church and the educated masses - a dogmatic adherence to preaching the catholic doctrinaire and an unhealthy interest in the minutiae of the flock's sex lives. 

They no longer have such great interest in their flocks’ frolicking. Pornography is free at the point of entry on the internet. Ask any priest.

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4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Sorry to disappoint but I have never had an STI. Not ill but my condition is because my neck was broken when I was young and never properly healed as the fracture was missed and I was not treated for it at the time.

Why don’t you go on a pilgrimage to Lourdes? An apparition of the Virgin Mary was seen here at the spring and it’s now a famous Catholic shrine.

 Today thousands of gallons of water gush from the source of the spring, and pilgrims are able to bathe in it. Countless purported miracle cures have been documented there, from the healing of nervous disorders and cancers to cases of paralysis and even of blindness.

If you’re in a wheelchair or have a palsy no problem as disabled people can be wheeled into the spring.If you have erectile dysfunction issues it might be prudent to cover up and be respectful.

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Guest DrCunt
21 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Why don’t you go on a pilgrimage to Lourdes? An apparition of the Virgin Mary was seen here at the spring and it’s now a famous Catholic shrine.

 Today thousands of gallons of water gush from the source of the spring, and pilgrims are able to bathe in it. Countless purported miracle cures have been documented there, from the healing of nervous disorders and cancers to cases of paralysis and even of blindness.

If you’re in a wheelchair or have a palsy no problem as disabled people can be wheeled into the spring.If you have erectile dysfunction issues it might be prudent to cover up and be respectful.

Could it help your brain grow back?

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30 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Why don’t you go on a pilgrimage to Lourdes? An apparition of the Virgin Mary was seen here at the spring and it’s now a famous Catholic shrine.

 Today thousands of gallons of water gush from the source of the spring, and pilgrims are able to bathe in it. Countless purported miracle cures have been documented there, from the healing of nervous disorders and cancers to cases of paralysis and even of blindness.

If you’re in a wheelchair or have a palsy no problem as disabled people can be wheeled into the spring.If you have erectile dysfunction issues it might be prudent to cover up and be respectful.

Will it cure my sneeze? Hang on ah.....ah....ah.....ahbollocks!  Sorry about that. 

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On 8/29/2018 at 11:38 AM, camberwell gypsy said:

If God had all this material, why the fuck was his son just a carpenter?

Brian is not left wing. Trust me.  He is a public school boy right wing ponce.

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Guest luke swarm
1 hour ago, Punkape said:

.If you have erectile dysfunction issues it might be prudent to cover up and be respectful.

I think we all have Ereptile dysfunction issues Pinky, the stupid cunt is still alive and posting. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
1 hour ago, Punkape said:

Why don’t you go on a pilgrimage to Lourdes? An apparition of the Virgin Mary was seen here at the spring and it’s now a famous Catholic shrine.

 Today thousands of gallons of water gush from the source of the spring, and pilgrims are able to bathe in it. Countless purported miracle cures have been documented there, from the healing of nervous disorders and cancers to cases of paralysis and even of blindness.

If you’re in a wheelchair or have a palsy no problem as disabled people can be wheeled into the spring.If you have erectile dysfunction issues it might be prudent to cover up and be respectful.

I would drown you in it, and likely piss in it. 

Anyone foolish enough to attend this place  deserves to have their affliction become critical, and then fatal. 

Lol

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

...this is another reason why there is such a disconnect between the church and the educated masses - a dogmatic adherence to preaching the catholic doctrinaire and an unhealthy interest in the minutiae of the flock's sex lives. 

In kids sex lives you mean, the filthy sweating , sneaking nonces.

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7 hours ago, Punkape said:

In reality turning away from the Church will be your loss.You will morally stagnate if you align yourself with humanism or atheism. A gradual disconnect from the Church and its true values gives us the bonfire of morality we have today with abortion on demand and sexual deviancy promoted by our Government broadcaster at every opportunity.The country is festering and wallowing in cesspool of its own making.

Only by realigning ourselves with true Christian values can our country move forward.

1.Ban all abortions 

2. Recriminalise homosexuality.

3. Reintroduce National Service 

4. Close all Mosques

5. Reintroduce transportations to the Colonies.

6. Fuck off.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
1 hour ago, Punkape said:

Why don’t you go on a pilgrimage to Lourdes? An apparition of the Virgin Mary was seen here at the spring and it’s now a famous Catholic shrine.

 Today thousands of gallons of water gush from the source of the spring, and pilgrims are able to bathe in it. Countless purported miracle cures have been documented there, from the healing of nervous disorders and cancers to cases of paralysis and even of blindness.

If you’re in a wheelchair or have a palsy no problem as disabled people can be wheeled into the spring.If you have erectile dysfunction issues it might be prudent to cover up and be respectful.

I am not in a wheelchair and I work for a living, so not on benefits either.

Can we see if you could be drowned by this holy water?

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Guest luke swarm
8 hours ago, Punkape said:

In reality turning away from the Church will be your loss.You will morally stagnate if you align yourself with humanism or atheism. A gradual disconnect from the Church and its true values gives us the bonfire of morality we have today with abortion on demand and sexual deviancy promoted by our Government broadcaster at every opportunity.The country is festering and wallowing in cesspool of its own making.

Only by realigning ourselves with true Christian values can our country move forward.

1.Ban all abortions 

2. Recriminalise homosexuality.

3. Reintroduce National Service 

4. Close all Mosques

5. Reintroduce transportations to the Colonies.

You are a true Christian Sir and I apologise for ever doubting you. Any man who puts his faith above his own liberty and freedom  is obviously a man of principle.

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3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

...this is another reason why there is such a disconnect between the church and the educated masses - a dogmatic adherence to preaching the catholic doctrinaire and an unhealthy interest in the minutiae of the flock's sex lives. 

You silly mare, old punkers is reeling them in a good 'un with this impressive method acting. You're just making it worse or is this the old subject he's allowed to discuss lest you chuck him back in lock down?

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2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You silly mare, old punkers is reeling them in a good 'un with this impressive method acting. You're just making it worse or is this the old subject he's allowed to discuss lest you chuck him back in lock down?

Yes - I have intimated many times that Punkape is a parody but since he's within the .exe parameters, I might as well join in.

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20 minutes ago, scotty said:

That got out of hand when punkers sent his priests a copy of your haddockgate tampax pic. 

Be grateful that was the tamest of my "Mrs R does insertions" collection.

Scotty, that's the second time in as many days you bought an image up resulting a few punters to suddenly declare their previously hidden moral majority credentials. I understand The Daily Telegraph letters column was flooded by readers from Tunbridge Wells. I'm not sure whether yours is simply a schoolboy obsession with my vagina, tampons or seafood in general. Men do seem fascinated by the mechanics of tampons as evidenced by the number of posts & noms on the subject and related matters.

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