Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 This utter cunt must be so fucking broke that he can no longer afford to hire a decent publicist anymore. Whoever advised him that going on US national television to deny being a pervert despite documentary evidence that he married and fucked a 15 year old girl was either having a laugh at his expense or thick. His nervous breakdown mid interview was funny as fuck. I'm sure the interviewer was trying to keep a straight face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 Does this cunt have a proper Christian name ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Does this cunt have a proper Christian name ? No .. he's an atheist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 His Christian name is Kelly, but as he's from up north his family refer to him as "R Kelly". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Does this cunt have a proper Christian name ? Uppity, after Saint Uppity, the patron saint of bongo makers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 50 minutes ago, Khiwa said: His Christian name is Kelly, but as he's from up north his family refer to him as "R Kelly". I thought he was from Somerset as his family refer to him as 'Arrr Kelly'! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 The man seems bat shit mental, who would keep a christmas tree up in their house all year round? Also did he draw his beard and hair on with a marker pen like Craig David in Bo selecta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Does this cunt have a proper Christian name ? Um-Bongo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Khiwa said: His Christian name is Kelly, but as he's from up north his family refer to him as "R Kelly". I know what goes on in your head. 'R Gran'. 'R Wayne' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Does this cunt have a proper Christian name ? The 'R' stands for 'rapist'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 Masquerading fucking cunt. I'd say "Give that man an Oscar", but he'd probably end up shoving it up some young girl's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 R Sole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 49 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: R Sole. R de R say do you remember, R de R dancing in September R de R never was a cloudy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 I bet he wishes he Could Turn Back The Hands of Time. Fucking deviant needs an hour or two with Big Leroy on E Wing. They’ll have him on a dog lead before you can say “segregation block”. See how much he believes he can fly with his arse hanging in tatters. Sorry if that gives you the ‘orn, Punky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I bet he wishes he Could Turn Back The Hands of Time. Fucking deviant needs an hour or two with Big Leroy on E Wing. They’ll have him on a dog lead before you can say “segregation block”. See how much he believes he can fly with his arse hanging in tatters. Sorry if that gives you the ‘orn, Punky. Your usual working class imagined scenario of prison life... Pleb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your usual working class imagined scenario of prison life... Pleb. Do they provide complimentary lube in the posh boy country clubs, also known as Cat D prisons? Fantasist idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 43 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Do they provide complimentary lube in the posh boy country clubs, also known as Cat D prisons? Fantasist idiot. You can surmise what you like but as peasants like you really aren’t membership material for such places you’ll never really know.You’ll have to stick to the Dog and Ferret for airing your social grievances and class struggle. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 On 06/03/2019 at 15:45, Couldn't give a shit said: This utter cunt must be so fucking broke that he can no longer afford to hire a decent publicist anymore. Whoever advised him that going on US national television to deny being a pervert despite documentary evidence that he married and fucked a 15 year old girl was either having a laugh at his expense or thick. His nervous breakdown mid interview was funny as fuck. I'm sure the interviewer was trying to keep a straight face. "Absolutely, 100% not guilty, your honour." -O.J. Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 On 06/03/2019 at 20:45, Couldn't give a shit said: This utter cunt must be so fucking broke that he can no longer afford to hire a decent publicist anymore. Whoever advised him that going on US national television to deny being a pervert despite documentary evidence that he married and fucked a 15 year old girl was either having a laugh at his expense or thick. His nervous breakdown mid interview was funny as fuck. I'm sure the interviewer was trying to keep a straight face. Pull a stunt like this on the witness stand and it's 10 years of the potting house scene from 'Scum', clear as day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Pull a stunt like this on the witness stand and it's 10 years of the potting house scene from 'Scum', clear as day. The cunt is looking at 70 years and that's just in Illinois. State charges are likely to be brought against him in New York as well where sentences in triple figures are dished out for this type of behaviour. I predict Mr Kelly's colon is going to be thrashed on a regular basis for the rest of his days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: "Absolutely, 100% not guilty, your honour." -O.J. Simpson "I didn't do it! I didn't fucking do it you limey cunt" -Dr H.Crippen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "I didn't do it! I didn't fucking do it you limey cunt" -Dr H.Crippen I dissolved all nine of them in acid. John Haigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 34 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I dissolved all nine of them in acid. John Haigh. There there, you'll feel better soon my dear. Just a little scratch. Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I dissolved all nine of them in acid. John Haigh. Said the last little Indian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: There there, you'll feel better soon my dear. Just a little scratch. Scotty. Just a little prick and it'll be done Punkape posing as a proctologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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