Guest DrCunt Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Ape said: Frank - this is no way to ingratiate yourself with the members of CC. Sort your shit out, and if at all possible, brutally murder Withers. If the effeminate, anorexic, Harvestman legged cunt could permanently finish Withers and Pen he'd instantly reclaim his spot amongst the upper echelon of CC posters. Until that happens he'll continue to crawl on his belly in the egested filth of the lowest spastic here. @Frank you know what you have to do, turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ape said: Frank - this is no way to ingratiate yourself with the members of CC. Sort your shit out, and if at all possible, brutally murder Withers. You should top yourself over the Easter weekend. Buy a chainsaw then use it to cut off your own head...then we’ll party to celebrate. Eat dog shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, DrCunt said: If the effeminate, anorexic, Harvestman legged cunt could permanently finish Withers and Pen he'd instantly reclaim his spot amongst the upper echelon of CC posters. Until that happens he'll continue to crawl on his belly in the engested filth of the lowest spastic here. @Frank you know what you have to do, turd. What? A video of himself, dancing like a palsied orangutan and dressed in some bizarre Sonny Crockett/Lewellyn-Bowen inspired faggot turnout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, The Guard said: That was around 1984 .. I could drive all day as long as I had a few cans of Colt 45 in the car to swig at. Colt 45 fuck me that's a blast from the past Eric, it was still going strong in the early 90's though, as my underage drinking career started. Anybody who confesses to drinking it while driving though, may wish to obtain a copy of Alcoholics Anonymous by Bill W. I sincerely hope this was not during the school run (another imported load of yank bollocks, I suspect) Next thing you will be revealing that you crack open a warm special brew, with your evening meal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Frank said: Shut the fuck up, you sad and old deluded cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Colt 45 fuck me that's a blast from the past Eric, it was still going strong in the early 90's though, as my underage drinking career started. Anybody who confesses to drinking it while driving though, may wish to obtain a copy of Alcoholics Anonymous by Bill W. I sincerely hope this was not during the school run (another imported load of yank bollocks, I suspect) Next thing you will be revealing that you crack open a warm special brew, with your evening meal. I crack open a warm special brew with my evening meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 18 hours ago, Decimus said: The food was fucking dog shit as well. But surely you're used to consuming that sort of fare, a stout defender of everything canine, you and Poochy lock lips on a regular basis. A cunt's best friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: In the eighties, when I started my underage drinking career, Fosters and Castlemaine XXXX, were both 5.2% abv and fairly decent. Now it's 4% and shite. American beer has always been flavourless alcohol infused mineral water for simpletons who don't have the capacity to appreciate complex flavours. The exception was a yank beer called 'Colt 45'. Probably doesn't exist anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, cooter said: But surely you're used to consuming that sort of fare, a stout defender of everything canine, you and Poochy lock lips on a regular basis. A cunt's best friend... I believe that puppy dog stew is very tasty .. it was often on the menu in the period 1939 to 1945. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: I believe that puppy dog stew is very tasty .. it was often on the menu in the period 1939 to 1945. Jew stew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 3 hours ago, cooter said: But surely you're used to consuming that sort of fare, a stout defender of everything canine, you and Poochy lock lips on a regular basis. A cunt's best friend... New user name, same dog-obsessed weirdo wanker. Fuck off you creepy little prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 30 minutes ago, Ape said: New user name, same dog-obsessed weirdo wanker. Fuck off you creepy little prick. wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 45 minutes ago, Ape said: New user name, same dog-obsessed weirdo wanker. Fuck off you creepy little prick. Ape. Have you ever posted anything that is at least mildly amusing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 4 hours ago, The Guard said: I believe that puppy dog stew is very tasty .. it was often on the menu in the period 1939 to 1945. You’ve spelled poo wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Guard said: Ape. Have you ever posted anything that is at least mildly amusing? Get out a dictionary and look up what irony means, you boring, repetitive, monotonous waste of fucking oxygen. Edited April 19, 2019 by Ape Fuck off Withers, you vile piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: Get out a dictionary and look up what irony means, you boring, repetitive, monotonous waste of fucking oxygen. You sound rather cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 On 18/04/2019 at 21:41, Ollyboro said: I wouldn't worry about it, mate. Knowing the gay bars of Norwich doesn't make you a poof. Knowing about Hitler doesn't make you a Nazi, knowing about Sir James Vincent Wilson Savile (OBE, KCSG, 31 October 1926-29 October 2011) doesn't make you a nonce, knowing and not giving a fuck about Harvey Price doesn't make you Dwight Yorke, and knowing about Frank doesn't make you a coprophile. Fair play Smoggy, that is fucking quality. My congratulations. 🌺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fair play Smoggy, that is fucking quality. My congratulations. 🌺 The next station on this service will be Bungay in 2 minutes time. Exit from the rear door only please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 39 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fair play Smoggy, that is fucking quality. My congratulations. 🌺 That's very kind of you, Judge. Enjoy what's left of your kebab, old boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 27 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: That's very kind of you, Judge. Enjoy what's left of your kebab, old boy. If you two are planning to continue this foreplay with the intent to produce a hideous smockney half breed, can you do it in private. No one here needs to witness that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) 45 minutes ago, DrCunt said: If you two are planning to continue this foreplay with the intent to produce a hideous smockney half breed, can you do it in private. No one here needs to witness that. I'm more than prepared to carry on with my seduction of Judge in private, but unfortunately, we're on different wings. Edited April 20, 2019 by Ollyboro Raisin abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I'm more than prepared to carry on with my seduction of Judge in private, but unfortunately, we're on different wings. 'And all because the Judgie loves.... extra chilli sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 18 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: wow Did you know that if you add an "o" between the "r" and the "n" in the "corner" you get a "coroner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 On 19/04/2019 at 19:12, The Guard said: You sound rather cross. I’ve just logged in after a lovely day with my family and friends. We’ve been out enjoying the sunshine, enjoying some drinks and BBQ food together and generally having a very nice time. What, exactly, have you done today, other than post a mobius loop-like stream of utter fucking drivel - just like you do every shitting day of your pathetic existence? Lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Ape said: I’ve just logged in after a lovely day with my family and friends. We’ve been out enjoying the sunshine, enjoying some drinks and BBQ food together and generally having a very nice time. What, exactly, have you done today, other than post a mobius loop-like stream of utter fucking drivel - just like you do every shitting day of your pathetic existence? Lol. Fuck off. Were you out today flying model helicopters 🚁 with your anorak pals before attending a special needs barbecue with Tesco “reduced to clear” off-cuts of putrefying meat with beans and chips? lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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