Roadkill Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’re much more fun when you’re dead. Fuck off and expire please. Scrawny little bamboo legged arsewipe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Brilliant. Plug it in, fill a bath up, jump in with guitar. Perfect. Why, Frank didn't say anything about an electric guitar, you fucking thick pikey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Could be breech of copyright. Just being safe. breach. Stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: breach. Stupid cunt. I'm doing this on a mobile in between seeing patients (and sometimes during seeing them, boring cunts) so cut me some slack Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Get back in your kennel you fucking little dogshit obsessed mongrel. And stay there you mug cunt Frank is going to kick your cunt in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: Frank is going to kick your cunt in. Never mind this shit, if Frank kicked a sponge he'd break his femur. The American cunt is up to his tricks again, deal with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit, if Frank kicked a sponge he'd break his femur. The American cunt is up to his tricks again, deal with him. With his love of Blue suede loafers and beige coloured women's trousers, Frank is a tough customer. I think you're doing a better job than me and clearly know your history in regards to the american, the only thing i'd add is it wasn't just the French it was the Dutch and Spanish involved too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, Erroreptile404 said: With his love of Blue suede loafers and beige coloured women's trousers, Frank is a tough customer. I think you're doing a better job than me and clearly know your history in regards to the american, the only thing i'd add is it wasn't just the French it was the Dutch and Spanish involved too! An excellent point, I'll keep that one in the bag. No doubt he'll claim that Chuck Norris won the whole thing single handedly by karate chopping George III's head off and headbutting holes in a few dozen ships of the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: An excellent point, I'll keep that one in the bag. No doubt he'll claim that Chuck Norris won the whole thing single handedly by karate chopping George III's head off and headbutting holes in a few dozen ships of the line. When Chuck Norris steps on a Lego brick, the Lego brick screams. Chuck Norris had a street named after him, but they had to rename it.. because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When Chuck Norris steps on a Lego brick, the Lego brick screams. Chuck Norris had a street named after him, but they had to rename it.. because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried. He's also, as far as I'm aware, never sexually molested a woman.. An astonishing feat in itself for a Hollywood actor of his generation. Must be bent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm doing this on a mobile in between seeing patients (and sometimes during seeing them, boring cunts) so cut me some slack Jack. You misspelt ‘punters’, you filthy old cunt. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit, if Frank kicked a sponge he'd break his femur. The American cunt is up to his tricks again, deal with him. There’s a yank and a frog on the corner? What the fuck has been going on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: He's also, as far as I'm aware, never sexually molested a woman.. An astonishing feat in itself for a Hollywood actor of his generation. Must be bent. When he does push-ups, he doesn't raise his body upwards, he pushes the planet downwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When Chuck Norris steps on a Lego brick, the Lego brick screams. Chuck Norris had a street named after him, but they had to rename it.. because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he does earth-downs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When he does push-ups, he doesn't raise his body upwards, he pushes the planet downwards. 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he does earth-downs. Jesus titty-fucking Christ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Frank is going to kick your cunt in. Fuck off with your ‘I’m gonna get my big brother to beat you up’ fucking primary school garbage. Your a fucking pussy unless you’ve got some other cunt screaming alongside you so shut the fuck up. Try to be a bit more constructive and I might talk to you again. And don’t forget to ‘Go fuck yourself’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 38 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Frank is going to kick your cunt in. Yeah right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Football is not important end of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: And they all talk like Maurice Chevalier hoheehoheehoheehaw. Did you actually mean Morris Marina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jesus titty-fucking Christ. Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Football is not important end of. Cricket is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? I've seen a man eating pizza. It was in JDW last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 23 minutes ago, Bubba C said: There’s a yank and a frog on the corner? What the fuck has been going on here? Don't worry, I haven't rolled out the welcome mat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 47 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You misspelt ‘punters’, you filthy old cunt. Good evening. Here for your 8:30 turn.....er appointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 48 minutes ago, Bubba C said: There’s a yank and a frog on the corner? What the fuck has been going on here? Not a lot. We have been waiting for your razor - sharp witty responses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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