VAR

[Jiggerycock]

Okay, when put up against Ebola, the Greek Debt Crisis and, apparently, Boris Johnson having a barney with his missus, it's hardly the screaming death-crisis motherlode but anyway.....

....it really is a pile of big dogs dick isn't it?

Designed to eradicate contentious decisions in football (as well as making a few sovs for the top brass in FIFA who  have so much invested in its success, they're  starting making changes to the laws to 'make VAR work better'.) it does nothing but, in fact if anything it merely enhances them and disrupts the flow of a game too.

Bitching about shit ref decisions is half the fun of watching football (though as a Spurs fan, I've never been privvy to what the other half is) and as we all know, Lineker and his troupe of performing quarterwits, given five hours and numerous camera angles, could never arrive at 'the truth' on Match Of The Day, so what chance the ref in these ludcrously all-to-regular now scenarios?

Of course, you may as well knit soup as to  stop the onward march of taking the game way from the fans in the name of progress.

BTW 'Football is for Iron's cunts can take a concrete suppository. It's the biggest game on the planet and right up there with Trump as #1 subject of the Zeitgeist. Write it off and go back to, well, whatever you parameciums do to get your jollies...listen to The Cure or hump a chair leg....whatever.

Better still STFU!

{Coming out swinging this fine Monday morning!}

[Guest DrCunt]

On the other hand, the Cameroon women stomping their feet and crying their eyes out yesterday, primarily because they don't understand the rules of the game, was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Just demonstrates, women can't understand the offside rule, even when they are professional footballers.

Women's football is for lesbians.

[camberwell gypsy]

10 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

On the other hand, the Cameroon women stomping their feet and crying their eyes out yesterday, primarily because they don't understand the rules of the game, was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Just demonstrates, women can't understand the offside rule, even when they are professional footballers.

Women's football is for lesbians.

They even played the race card as well. 

[Guest judgetwi]

27 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

On the other hand, the Cameroon women stomping their feet and crying their eyes out yesterday, primarily because they don't understand the rules of the game, was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Just demonstrates, women can't understand the offside rule, even when they are professional footballers.

Women's football is for lesbians.

Nothing wrong with lesbians, they just shouldn’t be fucking about playing football. They should stick to licking each other’s fannies like they do on Pornhub. 

Bloke in the pub told me that.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

53 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Okay, when put up against Ebola, the Greek Debt Crisis and, apparently, Boris Johnson having a barney with his missus, it's hardly the screaming death-crisis motherlode but anyway.....

....it really is a pile of big dogs dick isn't it?

Designed to eradicate contentious decisions in football (as well as making a few sovs for the top brass in FIFA who  have so much invested in its success, they're  starting making changes to the laws to 'make VAR work better'.) it does nothing but, in fact if anything it merely enhances them and disrupts the flow of a game too.

Bitching about shit ref decisions is half the fun of watching football (though as a Spurs fan, I've never been privvy to what the other half is) and as we all know, Lineker and his troupe of performing quarterwits, given five hours and numerous camera angles, could never arrive at 'the truth' on Match Of The Day, so what chance the ref in these ludcrously all-to-regular now scenarios?

Of course, you may as well knit soup as to  stop the onward march of taking the game way from the fans in the name of progress.

BTW 'Football is for Iron's cunts can take a concrete suppository. It's the biggest game on the planet and right up there with Trump as #1 subject of the Zeitgeist. Write it off and go back to, well, whatever you parameciums do to get your jollies...listen to The Cure or hump a chair leg....whatever.

Better still STFU!

{Coming out swinging this fine Monday morning!}

But football is for irons, ask Brighton!

[Neil]

What the fuck do women and football have to do with each other?.I believe there is some dyke fest going on somewhere at the moment but I have stayed away from any of it because it is complete fucking bollocks.Until they introduce a womens world cup where the matches are decided by who can bring off the opposition quicker by licking their twats whilst inserting a dildo up their arris I really couldn't give a fuck.Maybe if the games ended in a draw they could have a penalty lick off where the one that squirts furthest wins,now THAT I'd watch.

[Cuntybaws]

Apparently it's all VAR's fault that Scotland had to come home early too, although to be fair, that's hardly a new tournament experience for the Jocks. 

On a semi-related note, does the Scotland women's team have a nickname? "Jocks" somehow doesn't seem all that appropriate, on several levels.

[Jiggerycock]

13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Apparently it's all VAR's fault that Scotland had to come home early too, although to be fair, that's hardly a new tournament experience for the Jocks. 

On a semi-related note, does the Scotland women's team have a nickname? "Jocks" somehow doesn't seem all that appropriate, on several levels.

Whingerness Pissall?

 

 

[Cuntybaws]

5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Whingerness Pissall?

Best headline ever.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Neil said:

What the fuck do women and football have to do with each other?.I believe there is some dyke fest going on somewhere at the moment but I have stayed away from any of it because it is complete fucking bollocks.Until they introduce a womens world cup where the matches are decided by who can bring off the opposition quicker by licking their twats whilst inserting a dildo up their arris I really couldn't give a fuck.Maybe if the games ended in a draw they could have a penalty lick off where the one that squirts furthest wins,now THAT I'd watch.

Why dont you organise one Neil? 

[Guest DrCunt]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Why dont you organise one Neil? 

During the "shoot out" Neil could repaint white lines on the pitch in preparation for the next match.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Nothing wrong with lesbians, they just shouldn’t be fucking about playing football. They should stick to licking each other’s fannies like they do on Pornhub. 

Bloke in the pub told me that.

Those lesbians on pornhub don't look anything like the ones who turn up to pride marches, with beerguts, tattooed forearms, Doc Martens, and plaited armpits. 

I think the pornhub ones might be just pretending. 

Watching 'actual' Millie Tant type lesbians, may cause me to expel bodily fluids, but said fluids would be composed of hydrochloric acid and partly digested food.

[camberwell gypsy]

55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Those lesbians on pornhub don't look anything like the ones who turn up to pride marches, with beerguts, tattooed forearms, Doc Martens, and plaited armpits. 

I think the pornhub ones might be just pretending. 

Watching 'actual' Millie Tant type lesbians, may cause me to expel bodily fluids, but said fluids would be composed of hydrochloric acid and partly digested food.

Here you go Eric. Enjoy 

[Decimus]

4 hours ago, Neil said:

What the fuck do women and football have to do with each other?.I believe there is some dyke fest going on somewhere at the moment but I have stayed away from any of it because it is complete fucking bollocks.Until they introduce a womens world cup where the matches are decided by who can bring off the opposition quicker by licking their twats whilst inserting a dildo up their arris I really couldn't give a fuck.Maybe if the games ended in a draw they could have a penalty lick off where the one that squirts furthest wins,now THAT I'd watch.

 

3 hours ago, DrCunt said:

During the "shoot out" Neil could repaint white lines on the pitch in preparation for the next match.

On a totally unrelated note, have either of you been into Norwich recently? It's like the last days of fucking Rome, twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah. 

Walking to the office from the car this morning, I passed three homeless cunts passed out around a bus stop, surrounded by empty cider bottles and gulls pecking at the congealed mess of what looked like sick. Two minutes later, two blokes and a haggard fucking tart in a red dress were stumbling down the road shouting and quite clearly pissed. This was all between 09:05- 09:10.

A post work trip to the train station to pick up some tickets revealed much the same. Three beggars outside the entrance aggressively demanding money from any cunt unfortunate enough to walk past them. On the benches inside, there were a trio of Diadora wearing rummuns loudly discussing their day at Norwich court and their various offences, and what drugs they were going to take this evening to celebrate still being free men. To nicely round it all off, on the way back to the car there was a bloke standing in the middle of Prince of Wales Road screaming at the Old KFC, oblivious to anything and anyone.

And it's still only Monday.

A "Fine City"? Fuck right off.

[King Billy]

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

They even played the race card as well. 

What colour is it?

lol

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

What colour is it?

lol

Every colour on the table. 

(Cue ball excluded)

[Guest DrCunt]

34 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

On a totally unrelated note, have either of you been into Norwich recently? It's like the last days of fucking Rome, twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah. 

Walking to the office from the car this morning, I passed three homeless cunts passed out around a bus stop, surrounded by empty cider bottles and gulls pecking at the congealed mess of what looked like sick. Two minutes later, two blokes and a haggard fucking tart in a red dress were stumbling down the road shouting and quite clearly pissed. This was all between 09:05- 09:10.

A post work trip to the train station to pick up some tickets revealed much the same. Three beggars outside the entrance aggressively demanding money from any cunt unfortunate enough to walk past them. On the benches inside, there were a trio of Diadora wearing rummuns loudly discussing their day at Norwich court and their various offences, and what drugs they were going to take this evening to celebrate still being free men. To nicely round it all off, on the way back to the car there was a bloke standing in the middle of Prince of Wales Road screaming at the Old KFC, oblivious to anything and anyone.

And it's still only Monday.

A "Fine City"? Fuck right off.

Did you ask if any of them were called Drew? If I go to Norwich I park in John Lewis, shop in John Lewis and the fuck off home again in order to avoid the hoi polloi.

[Decimus]

22 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

Did you ask if any of them were called Drew? If I go to Norwich I park in John Lewis, shop in John Lewis and the fuck off home again in order to avoid the hoi polloi.

It didn't even cross my mind to ask, I just automatically assumed he was present.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

 

On a totally unrelated note, have either of you been into Norwich recently? It's like the last days of fucking Rome, twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah. 

Walking to the office from the car this morning, I passed three homeless cunts passed out around a bus stop, surrounded by empty cider bottles and gulls pecking at the congealed mess of what looked like sick. Two minutes later, two blokes and a haggard fucking tart in a red dress were stumbling down the road shouting and quite clearly pissed. This was all between 09:05- 09:10.

A post work trip to the train station to pick up some tickets revealed much the same. Three beggars outside the entrance aggressively demanding money from any cunt unfortunate enough to walk past them. On the benches inside, there were a trio of Diadora wearing rummuns loudly discussing their day at Norwich court and their various offences, and what drugs they were going to take this evening to celebrate still being free men. To nicely round it all off, on the way back to the car there was a bloke standing in the middle of Prince of Wales Road screaming at the Old KFC, oblivious to anything and anyone.

And it's still only Monday.

A "Fine City"? Fuck right off.

You sure they all weren't Norwich City players pre season? I mean they cant be on what most premiership players are on.

[Eric Cuntman]

22 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It didn't even cross my mind to ask, I just automatically assumed he was present.

Despite the awkwardly postured elephant in the corner of the room, i.e. Why does a high flyer such as yourself, not have a reserved space at council HQ. 

I would like to ask a small favour.. if you encounter that 'Puppet Man' cunt. Would you mind giving him a really gorgeous kick in the bollocks from me.

The man is an embarrassment to hard working lunatics. I bet Marigold is turning in his paupers grave.

[Decimus]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Despite the awkwardly postured elephant in the corner of the room, i.e. Why does a high flyer such as yourself, not have a reserved space at council HQ. 

I would like to ask a small favour.. if you encounter that 'Puppet Man' cunt. Would you mind giving him a really gorgeous kick in the bollocks from me.

The man is an embarrassment to hard working lunatics. I bet Marigold is turning in his paupers grave.

Alas, no one has a car sparking space in the corner of Norwich my particular domain has been shoe-horned into. Even if we did, I don't think I'd be high priority to receive one.

I'm in charge of 8 spastics, a fax machine, a few pens and a load of shit no other cunt wants to do. I'm flying about as high as a spavined crow, but the pay off is I get to shit on a lot more people.

[Cunty BigBollox]

7 hours ago, DrCunt said:

On the other hand, the Cameroon women stomping their feet and crying their eyes out yesterday, primarily because they don't understand the rules of the game, was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Just demonstrates, women can't understand the offside rule, even when they are professional footballers.

Women's football is for lesbians.

They behaved exactly the same way in another game they played approximately 28 days ago. Hmmmm...I wonder why that is?

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

They behaved exactly the same way in another game they played approximately 28 days ago. Hmmmm...I wonder why that is?

Perhaps Dr. White might be able to explain.

lol

[Cunty BigBollox]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

 

On a totally unrelated note, have either of you been into Norwich recently? It's like the last days of fucking Rome, twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah. 

Walking to the office from the car this morning, I passed three homeless cunts passed out around a bus stop, surrounded by empty cider bottles and gulls pecking at the congealed mess of what looked like sick. Two minutes later, two blokes and a haggard fucking tart in a red dress were stumbling down the road shouting and quite clearly pissed. This was all between 09:05- 09:10.

A post work trip to the train station to pick up some tickets revealed much the same. Three beggars outside the entrance aggressively demanding money from any cunt unfortunate enough to walk past them. On the benches inside, there were a trio of Diadora wearing rummuns loudly discussing their day at Norwich court and their various offences, and what drugs they were going to take this evening to celebrate still being free men. To nicely round it all off, on the way back to the car there was a bloke standing in the middle of Prince of Wales Road screaming at the Old KFC, oblivious to anything and anyone.

And it's still only Monday.

A "Fine City"? Fuck right off.

We do seem to be accumulating more than our fair share of Eastern European vagrant cunts at the moment. What you need to do is, instead of mincing around Norwich looking like Frank's effeminate brother, is to strut around with a look that says i'll bite your fucking face off if you so much as look in my direction let alone ask if i have any change.

[Neil]

14 hours ago, Decimus said:

 

On a totally unrelated note, have either of you been into Norwich recently? It's like the last days of fucking Rome, twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah. 

Walking to the office from the car this morning, I passed three homeless cunts passed out around a bus stop, surrounded by empty cider bottles and gulls pecking at the congealed mess of what looked like sick. Two minutes later, two blokes and a haggard fucking tart in a red dress were stumbling down the road shouting and quite clearly pissed. This was all between 09:05- 09:10.

A post work trip to the train station to pick up some tickets revealed much the same. Three beggars outside the entrance aggressively demanding money from any cunt unfortunate enough to walk past them. On the benches inside, there were a trio of Diadora wearing rummuns loudly discussing their day at Norwich court and their various offences, and what drugs they were going to take this evening to celebrate still being free men. To nicely round it all off, on the way back to the car there was a bloke standing in the middle of Prince of Wales Road screaming at the Old KFC, oblivious to anything and anyone.

And it's still only Monday.

A "Fine City"? Fuck right off.

Funnily enough I walked in from Earlham Rd last saturday morning and encountered 2 of the drugged up fuckers on the walkway over Grapes Hill,'Can you spare any change mate' was uttered both times.................................................................................neither of the cunts answered me,the tight bastards