Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Poor Gizmo is said to have been taken from his owner's back garden by a herring gull .. something seems fishy here and its not my snatch. https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/scientist-explains-what-seagull-would-3127936 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Poor Gizmo is said to have been taken from his owner's back garden by a herring gull .. something seems fishy here and its not my snatch. https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/scientist-explains-what-seagull-would-3127936 What's with the black nose? Not the dog, the twat whose holding him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's with the black nose? Not the dog, the twat whose holding him "Becca Hill" the owner .. not sure which one is her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 What is the actual fucking point of this godawful repeat bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: What is the actual fucking point of this godawful repeat bollocks? Its to test your response times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 The volunteers who were looking for Gizmo have been stood down because cunts on social media were taking the piss out of them Volunteers quit hunt for seagull snatch chihuahua after harassment https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/volunteers-quit-hunt-seagull-snatch-3132838 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 This is fucking terrible Pen even by your standards. Why don't you pop your falsies out pack your capacious rectum with KY jelly, and visit a favourite glory hole. No need to thank me. You cadaverous cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 6 hours ago, Glowworm said: The volunteers who were looking for Gizmo have been stood down because cunts on social media were taking the piss out of them Volunteers quit hunt for seagull snatch chihuahua after harassment https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/volunteers-quit-hunt-seagull-snatch-3132838 Just looking at the comments from the Yokels on 'Devonlive', and they make the people of Essex look like Cambridge graduates. What a fucking depressing place to live. "Oooaarrr, wheres moi traaaaaactor then, our mum"? Ambrosia rice pudding eating cunts the lot of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 If you ask me the seagull did the little cunt a favour. He was probably pissed off being this bucket fannies fashion accessory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 On 03/08/2019 at 18:45, camberwell gypsy said: Just looking at the comments from the Yokels on 'Devonlive', and they make the people of Essex look like Cambridge graduates. What a fucking depressing place to live. "Oooaarrr, wheres moi traaaaaactor then, our mum"? Ambrosia rice pudding eating cunts the lot of 'em. Are you a grockel Cambs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 On 03/08/2019 at 19:45, camberwell gypsy said: Ambrosia rice pudding eating cunts the lot of 'em. You would certainly know about that, you cock guzzling old tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You would certainly know about that, you cock guzzling old tart. Was there any need for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 On 03/08/2019 at 18:45, camberwell gypsy said: Just looking at the comments from the Yokels on 'Devonlive', and they make the people of Essex look like Cambridge graduates. What a fucking depressing place to live. "Oooaarrr, wheres moi traaaaaactor then, our mum"? Ambrosia rice pudding eating cunts the lot of 'em. Farmer Palmer and his son Jethro. 👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 38 minutes ago, scotty said: Farmer Palmer and his son Jethro. 👍👍 A fair portion of thick as a brick yanks still think Jethro Tull was that bloke in.. well.. Jethro Tull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: A fair portion of thick as a brick yanks still think Jethro Tull was that bloke in.. well.. Jethro Tull Most of them are Living in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Most of them are Living in the past. You're on thin ice Gypo. Let's nip this silliness in the bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: You're on thin ice Gypo. Let's nip this silliness in the bud If I fall through I'd need an Aqualung. Skating Away would be better. Fucking hell, I'm turning into Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 57 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If I fall through I'd need an Aqualung. Skating Away would be better. Fucking hell, I'm turning into Pen. cease and desist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Most of them are Living in the past. Keep that Under Wraps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: cease and desist You started it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You started it. Has he invaded Poland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 I spent One Night in Budapest, she said she was a dancer. 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Keep that Under Wraps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: cease and desist I totally agree but I have to point out that you started it. I’m so glad that dam business in Derbyshire has been cleared up aren’t you Herr Oberst? It reminded me of the Ruhr Valley, May 1943. I bet you hate that film don’t you? Especially after they deleted the N word. I heard rumours , a couple of years ago, that some cunts were planning to remake it. No doubt, the closing scenes would show a load of dirty Nazis struggling and drowning in the flood. I could see myself sitting there , shovelling popcorn down my fat face and laughing like a cunt. Then I would leave the cinema, find that some booshka booshka cunt had nicked my mobility scooter and think to myself “ maybe Herr Oberst was right all along.” It’s a fucking dilemma don’t you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Has he invaded Poland? You poor old sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 6 hours ago, ratcum said: A fair portion of thick as a brick yanks still think Jethro Tull was that bloke in.. well.. Jethro Tull Most people still think Ray Dorset is called 'Mungo Jerry'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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