camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the one. We have those adverts too. It's what inspired this nomination. It's not just the scripting, it's the 'heroic' facial expressions displayed by the actors... Not really heroic.. More akin to the look of a 2 year old constipated mongoloid. "You've cracked it Eric. Well done Pelaton. See you next time" Fuck off you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the one. We have those adverts too. It's what inspired this nomination. It's not just the scripting, it's the 'heroic' facial expressions displayed by the actors... Not really heroic.. More akin to the look of a 2 year old constipated mongoloid. Well, on a happy note, after the release of that ad, the backlash it created, caused Peloton's stock price to take a significant dive... Peloton Stock Is Pummeled on Backlash From “Gift That Gives” Ad Unfortunately, the backlash and resultant stock decline was not due to the ad being so ridiculous, or because the bitch is a phony, annoying, self-adoring, narcissist dipshit. It's because the PC feminist snowflakes got offended over the notion that it suggested her husband only bought it for her because he was trying to pressure her into not turning into a fat sow, while still loving and respecting her anyway, as is every woman's (not man's, only woman's) God-given birthright. But any negative consequence they suffer for it, no matter the reason, is still a small victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 On 03/12/2019 at 22:02, Frank said: I’m the best on here. @Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Is the best on here. You would do well to acknowledge your place in the new world order. fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Is the best on here. You would do well to acknowledge your place in the new world order. fuck off. Thank you for the honour Eric, but I'm not sure I'm worthy of it. The cheque's in the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 I do actually own an exercise bike .. its a Brompton T3 and it is folded up. It is worth getting one of these exercise bikes they are great fun as you can do all kinds of things on them such as vexing car drivers and frightening old people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: I do actually own an exercise bike .. its a Brompton T3 and it is folded up. It is worth getting one of these exercise bikes they are great fun as you can do all kinds of things on them such as vexing car drivers and frightening old people. How do you frighten old people, do you look in the mirror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: How do you frighten old people, do you look in the mirror? When I look in the mirror I do not see myself. Who do you see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: I do actually own an exercise bike .. its a Brompton T3 and it is folded up. It is worth getting one of these exercise bikes they are great fun as you can do all kinds of things on them such as vexing car drivers and frightening old people. And they're useful for drying clothes on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: How do you frighten old people, do you look in the mirror? My cousin frightens old people. He says he'll tarmac their drive for £100 as "Its left over from a job round the corner" then charge them 5k when its finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My cousin frightens old people. He says he'll tarmac their drive for £100 as "Its left over from a job round the corner" then charge them 5k when its finished. Was the job he did round the corner a crap behind someone's gate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 @Earl of Punkape 👋 see you in 2020 👋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: When I look in the mirror I do not see myself. Who do you see? 'I see Terrahawks' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'I see Terrahawks' Pen would kill to look half as good as this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Pen would kill to look half as good as this Shirley out of Eastenders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 You mean you've bought that Pentalon-for-the-lounge bollocks and cannot set it up properly don't you Pecker. Send it back and grow up, Sir... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: When I look in the mirror I do not see myself. Who do you see? I thought you only see a cunt staring back at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: When I look in the mirror I do not see myself. Who do you see? King Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 24 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: King Billy. I've only heard this, but supposedly, if you stand in front of a mirror with your backside facing it, then drop your trousers, bend over and spread your ass open, looking between your legs, you'll see King Billy looking back at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I've only heard this, but supposedly, if you stand in front of a mirror with your backside facing it, then drop your trousers, bend over and spread your ass open, looking between your legs, you'll see King Billy looking back at you. It'd be a damn sight better looking than what you get looking back at you whilst adopting said pose: Stupid fat wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 17 minutes ago, Decimus® said: It'd be a damn sight better looking than what you get looking back at you whilst adopting said pose: Stupid fat wanker. It's obvious how desperate you're getting when you post something from your personal selfie collection. But why did you pixelate the oversized black dildo sticking out of your ass? I thought that was a source of great pride for you. Stupid fat faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: It's obvious how desperate you're getting when you post something from your personal selfie collection. But why did you pixelate the oversized black dildo sticking out of your ass? I thought that was a source of great pride for you. Stupid fat faggot. I suppose I should be thankful that your weak retort wasn't one of your usual meandering essays. You've got the quantity under control, now try working on the quality. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: I suppose I should be thankful that your weak retort wasn't one of your usual meandering essays. You've got the quantity under control, now try working on the quality. What you really ought to be thankful for is, that giant black dildo didn't disappear up inside your cavernous, disgusting anal cavity like so many others have in the past. A few more and you'll require surgery to remove them and I don't think the UK's national health plan pays for veterinarians, even the type who specialize in enormous beasts like hippos, rhinos and elephants, etc., which is what would be required in your case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: What you really ought to be thankful for is, that giant black dildo didn't disappear up inside your cavernous, disgusting anal cavity like so many others have in the past. A few more and you'll require surgery to remove them and I don't think the UK's national health plan pays for veterinarians, even the type who specialize in enormous beasts like hippos, rhinos and elephants, etc., which is what would be required in your case. What part of "try working on the quality" don't you fucking understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: What part of "try working on the quality" don't you fucking understand? Let’s have a little more humour this time around, decs. The tedious aggressive bully boy act has been done to death. Nice avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: What part of "try working on the quality" don't you fucking understand? No, no, no, you have to express it in the form of a hackneyed meme from the days when cats ruled the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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