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Hopefully the following will be on the Bafta, Oscar, Times and  BBC sports personality dead pool video at the end of the year....

Tony Blair...cunt

Wee Jimmy Crancky....Scottish and a cunt

Dave the Rapper...please kill this cunt

Tom Hanks.....shame it didn’t get him. Missed opportunity.

Fiona Bruce...BBC massive slut and lying cunt.

Laura Kuntssberg....say no more

Lilly Allen.....obvs 

Ben Stiller.... just not funny...ever.

Rt Hon MP Jess Phillips.....what a Karen.

Bill Oddie to join Tim and Graham....in Goodie  heaven.

Bill Gates....to die and spread his wealth back out into society where it belongs.

Jean Claud Junkers.....what a massive cunt.  Just look at how he greets people in a completely disrespectful way.  Brexit in a nutshell.

Michael Gove....please save us from him.

alan shearer....and Gary I love the EU cunt burn his shirt and erase his goals Linaker..... just fucking hideous on MOTD replay of matches.

Cunt and Dec....just get them off TV please.

All WOKE Karen’s...... who complain about everything.

Presicunt Putin.... he’s behind this as well.


 

 

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8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Hopefully the following will be on the Bafta, Oscar, Times and  BBC sports personality dead pool video at the end of the year....

Tony Blair...cunt

Wee Jimmy Crancky....Scottish and a cunt

Dave the Rapper...please kill this cunt

Tom Hanks.....shame it didn’t get him. Missed opportunity.

Fiona Bruce...BBC massive slut and lying cunt.

Laura Kuntssberg....say no more

Lilly Allen.....obvs 

Ben Stiller.... just not funny...ever.

Rt Hon MP Jess Phillips.....what a Karen.

Bill Oddie to join Tim and Graham....in Goodie  heaven.

Bill Gates....to die and spread his wealth back out into society where it belongs.

Jean Claud Junkers.....what a massive cunt.  Just look at how he greets people in a completely disrespectful way.  Brexit in a nutshell.

Michael Gove....please save us from him.

alan shearer....and Gary I love the EU cunt burn his shirt and erase his goals Linaker..... just fucking hideous on MOTD replay of matches.

Cunt and Dec....just get them off TV please.

All WOKE Karen’s...... who complain about everything.

Presicunt Putin.... he’s behind this as well.


 

 

I met Graeme Garden outside a hotel in Manchester. As he's a qualified Medical Doctor I asked him what his thoughts on the role of stem cell therapy in treating Dukes C colon cancer. He told me to fuck off and stick my clothes pegs up my arse. Charming man 

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As many as 100,000 people defied Bangladesh’s coronavirus lockdown to attend the funeral of a leading Islamic cleric on Saturday.

The authorities there have said the enormous throng gathered in the Brahmanbaria district, about 60km east of the capital Dhaka, despite a ban on gatherings of more of five people to slow the spread of Covid 19.

Covid hasn’t even started in the 3rd world yet.Chaos will ensue.

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17 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Hopefully the following will be on the Bafta, Oscar, Times and  BBC sports personality dead pool video at the end of the year....

Tony Blair...cunt

Wee Jimmy Crancky....Scottish and a cunt

Dave the Rapper...please kill this cunt

Tom Hanks.....shame it didn’t get him. Missed opportunity.

Fiona Bruce...BBC massive slut and lying cunt.

Laura Kuntssberg....say no more

Lilly Allen.....obvs 

Ben Stiller.... just not funny...ever.

Rt Hon MP Jess Phillips.....what a Karen.

Bill Oddie to join Tim and Graham....in Goodie  heaven.

Bill Gates....to die and spread his wealth back out into society where it belongs.

Jean Claud Junkers.....what a massive cunt.  Just look at how he greets people in a completely disrespectful way.  Brexit in a nutshell.

Michael Gove....please save us from him.

alan shearer....and Gary I love the EU cunt burn his shirt and erase his goals Linaker..... just fucking hideous on MOTD replay of matches.

Cunt and Dec....just get them off TV please.

All WOKE Karen’s...... who complain about everything.

Presicunt Putin.... he’s behind this as well.


 

 

Tom Hanks wife, some Hollywood bag of shit called Rita Something (never seen or heard of the cunt myself) was interviewed on BBC news from their Beverly Hills mansion the other lunchtime. The usual sycophantic shite from the BBC cunt about how great it was to speak to her and how we’ve all over here been hoping that her and Tom were recovering from the Chink plague. NO actually we all haven’t because no one knows who you are for a start. Anyway this fucking thing said that her and Tom were fully recovered and then proceeded to say that they had been treated with hydroxychloroquin, the dreaded Trump cure and how it had made her feel really nauseous and ill for a few days. HELLO you fucking gobshite the virus made you ill. The medicine made you well. This was nothing more than a prerehearsed Anti Trump advert. If I was the doctor who’d treated the Cunt I’d have gone straight round there and blasted her ungrateful fucking brain all over her designer kitchen cupboards. Fucking slag and fuckingBBC slags.

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On 21/04/2020 at 19:55, King Billy said:

Tom Hanks wife, some Hollywood bag of shit called Rita Something (never seen or heard of the cunt myself) was interviewed on BBC news from their Beverly Hills mansion the other lunchtime. The usual sycophantic shite from the BBC cunt about how great it was to speak to her and how we’ve all over here been hoping that her and Tom were recovering from the Chink plague. NO actually we all haven’t because no one knows who you are for a start. Anyway this fucking thing said that her and Tom were fully recovered and then proceeded to say that they had been treated with hydroxychloroquin, the dreaded Trump cure and how it had made her feel really nauseous and ill for a few days. HELLO you fucking gobshite the virus made you ill. The medicine made you well. This was nothing more than a prerehearsed Anti Trump advert. If I was the doctor who’d treated the Cunt I’d have gone straight round there and blasted her ungrateful fucking brain all over her designer kitchen cupboards. Fucking slag and fuckingBBC slags.

Well said sir...

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On 21/04/2020 at 19:55, King Billy said:

Tom Hanks wife, some Hollywood bag of shit called Rita Something (never seen or heard of the cunt myself) was interviewed on BBC news from their Beverly Hills mansion the other lunchtime. The usual sycophantic shite from the BBC cunt about how great it was to speak to her and how we’ve all over here been hoping that her and Tom were recovering from the Chink plague. NO actually we all haven’t because no one knows who you are for a start. Anyway this fucking thing said that her and Tom were fully recovered and then proceeded to say that they had been treated with hydroxychloroquin, the dreaded Trump cure and how it had made her feel really nauseous and ill for a few days. HELLO you fucking gobshite the virus made you ill. The medicine made you well. This was nothing more than a prerehearsed Anti Trump advert. If I was the doctor who’d treated the Cunt I’d have gone straight round there and blasted her ungrateful fucking brain all over her designer kitchen cupboards. Fucking slag and fuckingBBC slags.

You are the Barry Norman of the corner, Billy. 

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On 21/04/2020 at 10:43, camberwell gypsy said:

I met Graeme Garden outside a hotel in Manchester. As he's a qualified Medical Doctor I asked him what his thoughts on the role of stem cell therapy in treating Dukes C colon cancer. He told me to fuck off and stick my clothes pegs up my arse. Charming man 

I met Fiona Bruce at an Antiques roadshow ....she’s a fucking proper public school girl slut.  Needs a fucking good punch in the cunt the hard faced slag.  Fucking hate her.

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11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

I met Fiona Bruce at an Antiques roadshow ....she’s a fucking proper public school girl slut.  Needs a fucking good punch in the cunt the hard faced slag.  Fucking hate her.

I take it she took one look at you, shuffling around the stands in your stained vest and MAGA hat, heckling the experts as know-nothing tools of the EU/China, and looked the other way sharpish. Your frustration that your usual killer move, lobbing 500 Baht in her general direction and licking your lips, didn’t work I’m sure boiled over, and no doubt you were dragged back to your Skoda Yeti whining about the unfairness of the licence fee and told never to show your stupid face again. No wonder you’ve taken against her. She’d scrape you off her shoe. 

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11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

I met Fiona Bruce at an Antiques roadshow ....she’s a fucking proper public school girl slut.  Needs a fucking good punch in the cunt the hard faced slag.  Fucking hate her.

Did Tim Wonnacott give you a good price for your collection of hairy 1970s porno mags found in bypass ditches? 

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On 21/04/2020 at 12:31, Earl of Punkape said:

As many as 100,000 people defied Bangladesh’s coronavirus lockdown to attend the funeral of a leading Islamic cleric on Saturday.

The authorities there have said the enormous throng gathered in the Brahmanbaria district, about 60km east of the capital Dhaka, despite a ban on gatherings of more of five people to slow the spread of Covid 19.

Covid hasn’t even started in the 3rd world yet.Chaos will ensue.

I suppose you don’t think that they will observe social distancing rules and wear bin liners? Anyway, let’s keep it in proportion, 100,000 throng in Bangladesh translates to a Tesco queue in the UK. Hardly noticeable. 

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4 hours ago, White Cunt said:

I suppose you don’t think that they will observe social distancing rules and wear bin liners? Anyway, let’s keep it in proportion, 100,000 throng in Bangladesh translates to a Tesco queue in the UK. Hardly noticeable. 

I wish the third world would stop fucking about and start dying by the million already. The disappointments killing me

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On 24/04/2020 at 11:47, Bill Stickers said:

Did Tim Wonnacott give you a good price for your collection of hairy 1970s porno mags found in bypass ditches? 

That actually gave me a chuckle.... thanks x

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On 24/04/2020 at 11:39, Last Cunt Standing said:

I take it she took one look at you, shuffling around the stands in your stained vest and MAGA hat, heckling the experts as know-nothing tools of the EU/China, and looked the other way sharpish. Your frustration that your usual killer move, lobbing 500 Baht in her general direction and licking your lips, didn’t work I’m sure boiled over, and no doubt you were dragged back to your Skoda Yeti whining about the unfairness of the licence fee and told never to show your stupid face again. No wonder you’ve taken against her. She’d scrape you off her shoe. 

Nah.... she is a bare face lie cunt.... openly runs the BBC question time like a left wing activist, upper class White apologists.....   proper slag.  Hatefully cunt....

You would get on well...

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