King Billy Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I've tried using Izal with a pencil, but I still cannot trace anything? Oh well. Back to the drawing board. That’s more easely said than done. There’s a shop on the A4 sells everything you need if your short.hand him the money and he’ll look after you. You can’t miss him. He’s quite suntanned. In fact I’ve never seen a fish redder in my life. His name is des king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, King Billy said: That’s more easely said than done. There’s a shop on the A4 sells everything you need if your short.hand him the money and he’ll look after you. You can’t miss him. He’s quite suntanned. In fact I’ve never seen a fish redder in my life. His name is des king. What's brown and sits on a piano seat? Beethoven's first movement. Edited May 24, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 26 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What's brown and sits on a piano seat? Kate’s Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: What's brown and sits on a piano seat? Beethoven's first movement. Little Richard Richard the third=Turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 Elton Pong Richard Crapenter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Richard the third=Turd. Gypps I like you but if a joke needs explaining it’s probably not up to your usual high standard. No need to thank me. I know you’d do the same for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 13 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: What's brown and sits on a piano seat? Beethoven's first movement. James Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 23/05/2020 at 15:41, Ape™️ said: Illiterate cretin. Perhaps you should try posting when you’re not pissed out of your tiny mind. Would it help? i figure you are overjoyed that KFC has finally opened up to serve your favorite greasy poultry dish.... no more need to eat the boiled cum stained socks you have been boiling down for soup the past 9 weeks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 03:59, judgetwi said: Oh shut the fuck up wanker and learn how to spell. Why don’t you just say “i’m pretending to be rich on a website in the hope that some cunts will recognise my imagined superiority and lick my arse”? What a twat. Everybody knows that kebabs are the best.....especially on a Friday night. If you don’t like it fuck off down the Cafe Royal and bum Jamie Oliver you pretentious fucking arsehole. Nuggets too fucking expensive for you? Thought so. nibbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Would it help? i figure you are overjoyed that KFC has finally opened up to serve your favorite greasy poultry dish.... no more need to eat the boiled cum stained socks you have been boiling down for soup the past 9 weeks... If you were sober when you posted this, then clearly it won’t help. Absolutely dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: If you were sober when you posted this, then clearly it won’t help. Absolutely dreadful. How many tins of beans do you have with your Kentucky Fucked Chicken ? 🐔 🐓 🍗 I bet you stuff the wrappings under the sofa... Lol. etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: How many tins of beans do you have with your Kentucky Fucked Chicken ? 🐔 🐓 🍗 I bet you stuff the wrappings under the sofa... Lol. etc. It’s a staple for a vast number of British “consumers”. As for the wrappings - I have noticed a large ad on the window of one of their establishments mentioning buckets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 On 25/05/2020 at 06:48, Neil said: Elton Pong Richard Crapenter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: How many tins of beans do you have with your Kentucky Fucked Chicken ? 🐔 🐓 🍗 I bet you stuff the wrappings under the sofa... Lol. etc. He prefers fried squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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