Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Usually I don't pay much attention to football except for the occasional glance at the league tables. However, what really gets on my tits are a bunch of terrorist supporting cunts making repeated insults toward our armed forces and revelling in the cold blooded murder of innocent people while using their unemployment benefit funded by British taxpayer to buy their match tickets. Celtic FC don't give a shit because nobody except brit haters support them and they need to keep the money coming in to finance the purchase of English premiership failures so they can maintain their dominance of the Scottish sunday league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 This is a trap, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I heard that Queen of the South is being bankrolled by the Taliban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Big Jock Knew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Celtic Holiday Club?? Sounds divine. How do I book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 How is it possible to get that much shit into one location? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I heard that Queen of the South is being bankrolled by the TalibanSee! The Taliban DOES have a feminist agenda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 International law[edit]International law does not specifically prohibit the use of napalm or other incendiaries against military targets,[20] but use against civilian populations was banned by the United Nations Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons (CCW) in 1980.Oh for Fucks sake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Usually I don't pay much attention to football except for the occasional glance at the league tables. However, what really gets on my tits are a bunch of terrorist supporting cunts making repeated insults toward our armed forces and revelling in the cold blooded murder of innocent people while using their unemployment benefit funded by British taxpayer to buy their match tickets. Celtic FC don't give a shit because nobody except brit haters support them and they need to keep the money coming in to finance the purchase of English premiership failures so they can maintain their dominance of the Scottish sunday league.Being Glaswegian gives you a great insight into this sectarianism lark. I abhor it all. Rangers fans also used to have UVF or UDA on their flags on occasion. I quickly lost interest in sectarianism when at the age of 18, me and a friend had the shit kicked out of us for attending a party in the local Chapel hall and being Protestant, despite the fact we were close friends of the guy having the party.Some of the pubs in the town I came from have only Protestant or Catholic clientele. It is generally accepted by these fucking idiots that a wearing any sort of blue or green clothing denotes your side. Some old (ex) friends of mine will support The Republic of Ireland against Scotland in a football match, despite having been born and bred in Glasgow. I also worked with a guy who had the Red Hand of Ulster painted on his living room ceiling.In general though, I find that anyone so blinkered on either side tends to be on the lower side of the intelligence scale - like most tribal football supporting thickos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I just like reading about you getting the shit kicked out of you. What can I say, I'm a total cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 I remember a few years back, Celtic came to play Norwich in a testimonial game. We got the train to the match and it was full of drunken, Caledonian fucking scum singing sectarian shite. Some fucking idiot got on at Lingwood and obviously didn't get the fucking memo, as the stupid cunt was wearing a Rangers shirt. It wasn't pretty, and proof if you ever needed if that there are some spectacularly fucking thick twats living in the East Norfolk area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 I went to that one too,As I approached the ground a fat ugly sweaty sock asked "where's the football ground mate?"...."eh?,I think thats it mate" I said pointing to the clearly visible floodlights and stands,he then proceeded to pretend to look through fake binoculars using his hands,".....Ha ha ha,irony at its finest.Well,Jock,just cos you support a big scottish club doesn't mean you support a big club you fucking piss soaked bigoted cunt stick.Hope you choked on your deep fried mars bar and that you were drinking in that pub when that helicopter made an unexpected visit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Fucking plastic-Paddy bastards who couldn't find Ireland on a map if their fucking lives depended on it.Fucking priceless to hear thousands of retarded cunts born and brought up in Scotland and who have probably never left the place singing about a united Ireland.Go fuck yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 They're calling it "The Shock of Gibraltar". Perhaps the biggest - and of course the funniest - upset ever in supposedly-professional football. Lincoln Red Imps 1 - 0 Glasgow Celtic The "profile" below is actually a spoof, but it speaks volumes that several news outlets reported it as fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 On 13 July 2015 at 9:43 PM, Cuntybaws said: This is a trap, right? And shite is the bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 I went to a game back in the early 80's with a couple of my brothers, between Spurs and an Irish team in a European cup/tournament, and the spurs supporters were singing about Bobby Sands eating all the pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 On 13 July 2015 at 9:49 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I heard that Queen of the South is being bankrolled by the Taliban I thought it was Elton John's club..., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 On 14 July 2015 at 5:24 PM, JackoTC said: Being Glaswegian gives you a great insight into this sectarianism lark. I abhor it all. Rangers fans also used to have UVF or UDA on their flags on occasion. I quickly lost interest in sectarianism when at the age of 18, me and a friend had the shit kicked out of us for attending a party in the local Chapel hall and being Protestant, despite the fact we were close friends of the guy having the party. Some of the pubs in the town I came from have only Protestant or Catholic clientele. It is generally accepted by these fucking idiots that a wearing any sort of blue or green clothing denotes your side. Some old (ex) friends of mine will support The Republic of Ireland against Scotland in a football match, despite having been born and bred in Glasgow. I also worked with a guy who had the Red Hand of Ulster painted on his living room ceiling. In general though, I find that anyone so blinkered on either side tends to be on the lower side of the intelligence scale - like most tribal football supporting thickos. Most of the Scots I know went to public schools and played rugby, cricket and golf. People who watch and play football are as much peasants and oiks north of the border as they are in the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 On 15 July 2015 at 8:27 AM, Decimus said: I remember a few years back, Celtic came to play Norwich in a testimonial game. We got the train to the match and it was full of drunken, Caledonian fucking scum singing sectarian shite. Some fucking idiot got on at Lingwood and obviously didn't get the fucking memo, as the stupid cunt was wearing a Rangers shirt. It wasn't pretty, and proof if you ever needed if that there are some spectacularly fucking thick twats living in the East Norfolk area. I thought you'd been away for a while.....was it Parkhurst or Rampton ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I thought you'd been away for a while.....was it Parkhurst or Rampton ? lol. Look at the date he posted that you fucking imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Look at the date he posted that you fucking imbecile. Oh yes...thanks for that. Have you been Rampton or maybe Broadmoor ? Did you enjoy it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Oh yes...thanks for that. Have you been Rampton or maybe Broadmoor ? Did you enjoy it ? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 I think we have a contender for Sheep of the Year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 That was a rather dismal defeat the other night in Gibraltar but should score at least 5 at Celtic Park and progress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 On 13 July 2016 at 1:06 PM, Cuntybaws said: They're calling it "The Shock of Gibraltar". Perhaps the biggest - and of course the funniest - upset ever in supposedly-professional football. Lincoln Red Imps 1 - 0 Glasgow Celtic The "profile" below is actually a spoof, but it speaks volumes that several news outlets reported it as fact. Celtic will run riot in the return fixture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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