PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 I go to the gym and lot and am in superb shape but I'm constantly annoyed by nubes who scream an shout and grunt like some fat slag with her snout in a kebab when bench pressing a 20 kilo plate.. basically letting every cunt in the place that they are here and doing a bit..also box head cunts that have Veiney necks and foreheads. .look like freaks Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 The only bench you see is the one you sleep on in the local park you cunt, and the only squatting you've done is in an old disused public shitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Just now, nocti said: The only bench you see is the one you sleep on in the local park you cunt, and the only squatting you've done is in an old disused public shitter. See you... wouldn't be you..chugger of mens cocks Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 It's a fucking shame your brain isn't in superb shape too, you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 I found a piece of equipment in the Gym. After 20 minutes I was throwing my ring up and barfing like a pregnant bison. It had chocolate, crisps, fizzy drinks and all sorts of good things. Fuck off you Teutonic, twat-faced tit head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ape said: It's a fucking shame your brain isn't in superb shape too, you stupid cunt. Another spunkmonkey that's put down his batter burger and lampshade of coke wiped his paws on his boiler suit and banged off a response Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 19 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Another spunkmonkey that's put down his batter burger and lampshade of coke wiped his paws on his boiler suit and banged off a response Panzerknacker My point exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Ya done chuggin already nocti baby ya must be the Dyson of the sauna is ya Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ya done chuggin already nocti baby ya must be the Dyson of the sauna is ya Panzerknacker Speak English or die you foreign cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ya done chuggin already nocti baby ya must be the Dyson of the sauna is ya Panzerknacker It was at least an hour between those posts, whatever your name is. If an hour-long blowjob is quick in your opinion, then you're giving them wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, nocti said: It was at least an hour between those posts, whatever your name is. If an hour-long blowjob is quick in your opinion, then you're giving them wrong. For purposes of hilarity only, how long do you give yours for? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 16 minutes ago, Manky said: Speak English or die you foreign cunt. Or youll what. ..give me a good glaring at from under those bushy face pubes ...wave a deep fried mars bar at me..roll yourself in my direction calm down mankey baby oak furniture land havnt made a box big enough for your disgusting chassis Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Or youll what. ..give me a good glaring at from under those bushy face pubes ...wave a deep fried mars bar at me..roll yourself in my direction calm down mankey baby oak furniture land havnt made a box big enough for your disgusting chassis Panzerknacker My body is a temple. Angkor Wat maybe but a temple nonetheless. Stick your abs and pecs up your fucking arse. I have a six pack and I wouldn't swap it for yours. Looks are purely cosmetic. The chicks will soon discover you are an uneducated, narcissistic prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bubba C said: For purposes of hilarity only, how long do you give yours for? Depends what animal it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Hmm...doesn't seem to be many gym patrons here..Cro mags seem to be more interested in attacking poster...anyhoo..must fly..I supplement the disability benefit by free lancing as a personal trainer. .later cromagz Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 13 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Hmm...doesn't seem to be many gym patrons here..Cro mags seem to be more interested in attacking poster...anyhoo..must fly..I supplement the disability benefit by free lancing as a personal trainer. .later cromagz Panzerknacker Fuck off, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Supersetting 30kg dumbbell flyes with bodyweight-plus benchpresses, pausing only to slug down my Joe Weider 'Stay In The Showers anabolic mega pack' and Creatine Chewables. oh how I laugh at the pencil-necks vainly trying to bang out one sissy squat. The weaklings! I shall rip off their heads and drink their blood from their still-twitching skulls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off, Frank. I don't think it is Frank. Knacker is a pejorative term for an Irish traveller or pikey. Patroller cunt most likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 As a matter of principle, I refuse to wear snug-fitting Lycra shorts and skip around narcissistic, sweaty cock-watching poofs in a fucking leisure centre. However, if there are limp-wristed bastard fart-knuckles who tie their hair in a bun and "work out" with pastel-coloured dumbbells to the soundtrack of Flashdance, before they all gay off with each other in the fucking toilets, that's their concern. It all sounds a bit footbally to me and not in the least bit manly. Fucking card-carrying benders, the lot of them. I want them dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off, Frank. Why ya getting all het up for i nommed a shower of cunts why ya wasting your precious bile on me.. ya seem to be labouring under the notion that I'd pay any attention to anything youd have to say..stay on topic Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I go to the gym and lot and am in superb shape Panzerknacker Those gay cunts normally are, its all that meat they munch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 2 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Those gay cunts normally are, its all that meat they munch Hypermale avatar.. blustery tude. ..hair trigger aggression....classic repressed homersexual Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Classic repressed homersexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Hypermale avatar.. blustery tude. ..hair trigger aggression....classic repressed homersexual Panzerknacker Tude? Homersexual? Are you a fucking spazmo? I assume, Homer was heterosexual as he was married to Marge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Thank you decco thats pretty much what I was talking about Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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