Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 34 minutes ago, Frank said: Shite me out a wee nugget quince. As is customary Frank, I had a quick dig into your EXIF data. I was hoping to find out where you lived so I could commit a spot of arson. I didn't find out, but more shockingly I found you're still an iPhone 5s. Rather disappointing for a man of your calibre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nah it was apparently made by some lad from Longbenton, which is on the respectable side of the water. Phew! My childhood memories remain golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: Have you suddenly become homeless within the past few weeks? You fucking dishevelled cunt. Weeks? Get a grip Decs. 19 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nah it was apparently made by some lad from Longbenton, which is on the respectable side of the water. A couple of brothers from Jesmond I thought, or are they pretending to be a bit posher there? Some mates from my old work used to buy it the pubs when it was still homemade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Weeks? Get a grip Decs. A couple of brothers from Jesmond I thought, or are they pretending to be a bit posher there? Some mates from my old work used to buy it the pubs when it was still homemade. I honestly don't know I've never read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Weeks? Get a grip Decs. A couple of brothers from Jesmond I thought, or are they pretending to be a bit posher there? Some mates from my old work used to buy it the pubs when it was still homemade. I loved letterbocks. Example:- " I recently went to Spain on holiday and decided to attend a bullfight, I have never been more shocked and disgusted! Firstly it cost ten euros to get in then it was five euros for a can of coke, and we were sat so far back we couldn't even see the cows getting stabbed! J smith Cheshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Shite me out a wee nugget quince. What a horrifying fucking creature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I honestly don't know I've never read it. You should, find the earlier years stuff, fucking hilarious some of it. Don't bother with Zit or Smut, complete shit with the exception of one character in Smut which I can't remember anything about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: What a horrifying fucking creature. Sooner or later you'll find me in your bed Ape. I'll pop up in between you and Mrs A and bite your fucking ear off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: You should, find the earlier years stuff, fucking hilarious some of it. Don't bother with Zit or Smut, complete shit with the exception of one character in Smut which I can't remember anything about. I'll have a look see for some old editions then. I'm gunna stop replying on this thread though because Frank's phlegm-coated tongue continuously popping up is making me a bit queezy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Shite me out a wee nugget quince. Is that spunk? You filthy fucking degenerate cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Shite me out a wee nugget quince. Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Jesus fucking Christ. Be fair, better hair than Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 52 minutes ago, Ape said: What a horrifying fucking creature. Isn't it one if the gargoyles on the side of Notre Dame? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't it one if the gargoyles on the side of Notre Dame? I'm out of likes because I'm far too kind for this website, but as soon as it goes midnight ill give ya one XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 55 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You should, find the earlier years stuff, fucking hilarious some of it. Don't bother with Zit or Smut, complete shit with the exception of one character in Smut which I can't remember anything about. One of the Dr's I worked with was a Geordie and he brought one into work every month before it was sold down here. Certainly popular amongst us A&E mob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm out of likes because I'm far too kind for this website, but as soon as it goes midnight ill give ya one XD You'll give me one? Great, can I have a like as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You'll give me one? Great, can I have a like as well? Sure So what was Dr. Shearer like? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Sure So what was Dr. Shearer like? He looked like Blackadder II. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 44 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Jesus fucking Christ. yeah maybe...looks like it was during his being nailed period judging by the agonising grimace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: He looked like Blackadder II. Was it some lanky bearded guy called Dr. Young or Bowman by any chance? I used to have a Geordie doctor as a kid but I can't remember which one of the above names was his. Used to have those weird dyed water puzzle thingies from the 90's all over his desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Is that spunk? You filthy fucking degenerate cunt. If you apply a UV enhancer to the image, he looks like a casualty of some sort of cum-war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: If you apply a UV enhancer to the image, he looks like a casualty of some sort of cum-war. That would explain the wide open mouth, pained expression, and feeling of shame and self-hatred expressed in the image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just a general warning about posting digital photographs. They are likely to contain easily readable Exif data, some of which you might not want to share on an open forum like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Just a general warning about posting digital photographs. They are likely to contain easily readable Exif data, some of which you might not want to share on an open forum like this. It's too late for Frank. I've already pinpointed his position to within three feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just googled that exif data. Ooh shit it can reveal your exact location on newer phones. Better bank my stash of cash before bill turns up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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