Eddie Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 I know they have a few wronguns following islam, but fuck me, letting this ginger, drugged up slapper join the ranks must be a new low. I only hope, she is soon to be wearing a nighty night vest and pushing the snooze button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 She'd be wearing a pearl necklace given half a chance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Its the religeon of peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 23 minutes ago, Eddie said: I know they have a few wronguns following islam, but fuck me, letting this ginger, drugged up slapper join the ranks must be a new low. I only hope, she is soon to be wearing a nighty night vest and pushing the snooze button. I have to say Eddie, I have never heard of this person, I wouldn't have known it was a male or female without the clarity your nom provided. Hence I can't say much about the lady, other than of course I fucking would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Lily Allen will be next to convert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: I know they have a few wronguns following islam, but fuck me, letting this ginger, drugged up slapper join the ranks must be a new low. I only hope, she is soon to be wearing a nighty night vest and pushing the snooze button. Shame its not true as it would be funny as it would wind up our plastic catholic. False story according to her official rep. I agree with Neil, she needs a good seeing to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Noakes said: Shame its not true as it would be funny as it would wind up our plastic catholic. False story according to her official rep. I agree with Neil, she needs a good seeing to. Of course it's true you idiot, she heard women often get stoned under Islamic law... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 I wonder what the poor cunts did to deserve her? Saying that, I think a niqab would suit her. As would fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, nocti said: I wonder what the poor cunts did to deserve her? Saying that, I think a niqab would suit her. As would fire. We all know gingers have no souls, and the inside of lohans pants resembles a clowns wig, but I would love a go, although I'm a little partial to Patsy Palmer, especially dressed up full chav mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: We all know gingers have no souls, and the inside of lohans pants resembles a clowns wig, but I would love a go, although I'm a little partial to Patsy Palmer, especially dressed up full chav mode. She brought a certain je ne sais quoi to the role of naughty little schoolgirl twins in "The Parent Trap". I'd have spanked her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Throw her off a multi-storey car park for being a puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: She brought a certain je ne sais quoi to the role of naughty little schoolgirl twins in "The Parent Trap". I'd have spanked her. Baws your a sick man, but at least she wouldn't have had the ginger hairy legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 27 minutes ago, Eddie said: Baws your a sick man, but at least she wouldn't have had the ginger hairy legs. I knew I could count on you to see the fanny side, Ed. Spank, spank, spank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 You fuckin idiot Eddie! She's converted to ham not Islam. She used to be a vegetarian see? When our budgie 'Minty' was alive, he used to sit in a light fitting until his feathers smouldered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I knew I could count on you to see the fanny side, Ed. Spank, spank, spank! I ain't no grass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: When our budgie 'Minty' was alive, he used to sit in a light fitting until his feathers smouldered. Budgies are fucking stupid all right. Mine used to circle the room getting crosser and crosser before pulling a full-on Stuka faceplant into the enemy budgie in the mirror. Then he'd stagger about the floor for a while before taking off to - in best goldfish fashion - repeat the whole sorry exercise again. I think there must have been higher lead levels in cuttlefish in those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Budgies are fucking stupid all right. Mine used to circle the room getting crosser and crosser before pulling a full-on Stuka faceplant into the enemy budgie in the mirror. Then he'd stagger about the floor for a while before taking off to - in best goldfish fashion - repeat the whole sorry exercise again. I think there must have been higher lead levels in cuttlefish in those days. You haven't got a budgie have you CB? This is actually Mrs Baws you're talking about isn't it? It's okay to cry mate; you're amongst cunts here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: You haven't got a budgie have you CB? This is actually Mrs Baws you're talking about isn't it? It's okay to cry mate; you're amongst cunts here. The doctor said she'd given me the clap, but I know psittacosis when I see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 I wonder how far her commitment to Islam will go when she's no longer allowed to get her tits out to earn a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 2 hours ago, The Beast said: I have to say Eddie, I have never heard of this person, I wouldn't have known it was a male or female without the clarity your nom provided. Hence I can't say much about the lady, other than of course I fucking would. You wouldn't want to, PK. Fuck knows where she's been in her drunken stupors and drug fuelled disappearances. Even I wouldn't...does that tell you something? As for her exploration of Islam, she won't be a spokesperson. Usually, prossies are stoned to death in that belief structure. She'd be best to keep her gob shut and stay in the states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 36 minutes ago, ratcum said: You haven't got a budgie have you CB? This is actually Mrs Baws you're talking about isn't it? It's okay to cry mate; you're amongst cunts here. I bet that he has got a Twitter account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Budgies are fucking stupid all right. Mine used to circle the room getting crosser and crosser before pulling a full-on Stuka faceplant into the enemy budgie in the mirror. Then he'd stagger about the floor for a while before taking off to - in best goldfish fashion - repeat the whole sorry exercise again. I think there must have been higher lead levels in cuttlefish in those days. Maybe he was doing it for the trill of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The doctor said she'd given me the clap, but I know psittacosis when I see it. You fucked a parakeet? This changes everything CB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Maybe he was doing it for the trill of it. No. No. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 My parents had their telly converted from 405 lines to 625 lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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