White Cunt Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Do seasoned alcoholics have a long term memory then? Indeed they have. A very compact, highly selective one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 There are 5 in Manchester of varying quality. In one, the manager is such a twat he would look at home on this site. He banned a family because a kid if about 6 had an England football shirt on at breakfast time. (They were in town to watch a match at O.T) The food and beer vary but are OK value. Don't generally like the fuckers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 22 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Reminded me of a Miners Welfare Club.....only with poorer people. Erm, remind me again, what were "miners"? Something like steelworkers, right? Or shipbuilders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Erm, remind me again, what were "miners"? Something like steelworkers, right? Or shipbuilders? Are they not what Savile was into? Literally in some cases....allegedly. Need to check my spelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Wetherspoons it is. Getting fucking on it shortly. Challenge is on, two and a half hours and £50 each to get utterly fucking wankered, before Shejacko & co collects us. My weapons of choice are bottles of Leffe with large 209's and tonic. Tequila's to finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Wetherspoons it is. Getting fucking on it shortly. Challenge is on, two and a half hours and £50 each to get utterly fucking wankered, before Shejacko & co collects us. My weapons of choice are bottles of Leffe with large 209's and tonic. Tequila's to finish. Jacko you are class, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 17 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Wetherspoons it is. Getting fucking on it shortly. Challenge is on, two and a half hours and £50 each to get utterly fucking wankered, before Shejacko & co collects us. My weapons of choice are bottles of Leffe with large 209's and tonic. Tequila's to finish. I hope you choke on your own vomit when you get back and become a statistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, JackoTC said: Wetherspoons it is. Getting fucking on it shortly. Challenge is on, two and a half hours and £50 each to get utterly fucking wankered, before Shejacko & co collects us. My weapons of choice are bottles of Leffe with large 209's and tonic. Tequila's to finish. Without a shade of uncertainty, that is the most fucking boring post I have ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Without a shade of uncertainty, that is the most fucking boring post I have ever read. You two-timing slag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Here she fucking is, I thought I could smell a tedious twat, and my nose is fucked. Were you working on your latest wanky multi-quote masterpiece, or just another absurdly shit playground insult? Either way, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Here she fucking is, I thought I could smell a tedious twat, and my nose is fucked. Were you working on your latest wanky multi-quote masterpiece, or just another absurdly shit playground insult? Either way, fuck off. If you keep sweet talking me like that, I might have to think even less of you than I already do... Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: If you keep sweet talking me like that, I might have to think even less of you than I already do... Prick. No need to sign off your posts, Ding, you idiot. Everyone knows it's you. Bubba G Imp Esq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: No need to sign off your posts, Ding, you idiot. Everyone knows it's you. Bubba G Imp Esq. Terrible, fucking terrible. Give bob monkhouse his jokebook back ffs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I hope you choke on your own vomit when you get back and become a statistic. Still better than choking on someone else's vomit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 24 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Still better than choking on someone else's vomit though. ..or spunk.......or your own spunk. An interesting question, would you rather choke on your own spunk or someone else's vomit before a kebab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: ..or spunk.......or your own spunk. An interesting question, would you rather choke on your own spunk or someone else's vomit before a kebab? An interesting philosophical question drew, which throws up a lot of conundrums. I'm gagging to see whether the corner faithful will swallow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 58 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Still better than choking on someone else's vomit though. Always amuses me when it's said that he "was found in a pool of his own vomit". Why the fuck would someone want to fill a pool with their own vomit? Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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