Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Derek Hales is a bearded shyster cunt. He came round here last year to fix my boiler and the fucker ballsed it up. Gypsy fucker. I have been to Norton-in-Hales a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Derek Hales is a bearded shyster cunt. He came round here last year to fix my boiler and the fucker ballsed it up. Gypsy fucker. Is he the one that looks like Tony Iommi? Or was that Mike Flanagan? Derek Hales only had one testicle you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 I went to see Charlton Athletic at Charlton once. That was the main motivation for me burning my passport, so they couldn't make me go again. And I thought Rochdale was shite. Charlton is just Luton without the beautiful beaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 "Sammy Lee Sammy Lee, he's short he's round, he bounces on the ground". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 10 hours ago, scotty said: This is the New Order, ratty. Get used to it. I'd barely got used to Joy Division Scotto. Oh and fuck off by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pre 90s football is ok Ratty. It was before it became a poofs pastime and you could get a fucking good hiding before and after a match. And a dose of salmonella from a meat pie during it. oranges at half time, shins destroyed by Norman Hunter, Muslims for goal posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Is he the one that looks like Tony Iommi? Or was that Mike Flanagan? Derek Hales only had one testicle you know Yes he does look like Iommi. He got sent off for chinning someone who called him a one bollocked cunt. I think he still holds the record as Charltons leading goal scorer. Moved to Derby county and west ham, then returned and finished his career at the valley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes he does look like Iommi. He got sent off for chinning someone who called him a one bollocked cunt. I think he still holds the record as Charltons leading goal scorer. Moved to Derby county and west ham, then returned and finished his career at the valley. His head was actually a perfect cuboid, but he grew spherical hair to conceal that shameful deformity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: His head was actually a perfect cuboid, but he grew spherical hair to conceal that shameful deformity. Often overlooked for a place on the various lists of footballs 'hard men'. A fierce cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 A poor man's Robin Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 39 minutes ago, Neil said: A poor man's Robin Friday The Man Don't Give A Fuck. The live re-issue of this track holds the record for the most uses of "fuck" in a single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: His head was actually a perfect cuboid, but he grew spherical hair to conceal that shameful deformity. Definitely a caravan enthusiast and a driveway technician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 The best singer Van Halen never had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 27 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The best singer Van Halen never had. Better than Tim Roth anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 On 25/08/2017 at 10:57 PM, Eric Cuntman said: We should never have dropped Derek Hales. I worked with a guy called Derek Hales. As far as I know he didn't play football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I worked with a guy called Derek Hales. As far as I know he didn't play football. Did he have 1 bollock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 On 24/08/2017 at 10:18 PM, Bubba C said: Rattled. + admonished by the look of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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