Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 I see this talentless dwarf has popped up at Southampton now as “first team assistant coach”. Fuck me, I wouldn't hire this gobshite scouse cunt to make the fucking tea. You'd get considerably better value and coaching expertise by just employing one of the PG Tips chimps, and the chimp would look better in a suit. How do these no-mark wankers keep finding well paid employment despite a long and inglorious career of failure? Football really is for cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Does he really have to shout that loudly while using his mobile phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 He looks like an extra from 'I am legend'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Is that Ray Winstone in the back ground! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I have no opinion about this gentlemen and i wonder what your problem is Mr. Bores. I also wonder you haven't got a load of wankers screaming like girls that you are a cocksucking gay cunt for daring to nominate a football cunt. Any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I have no opinion about this gentlemen and i wonder what your problem is Mr. Bores. I also wonder you haven't got a load of wankers screaming like girls that you are a cocksucking gay cunt for daring to nominate a football cunt. Any ideas? I don't like the cunt. I've never liked the cunt. Perhaps I just have a problem with small cunts and gobshites generally, who knows? I'm going off you at a rate of knots too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I don't like the cunt. I've never liked the cunt. Perhaps I just have a problem with small cunts and gobshites generally, who knows? I'm going off you at a rate of knots too. It's funny how you don't have to justify your nominations and i do. Maybe my tongue just doesn't fit. Never mind i don't want to upset anyone so i'll just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 You bastard nerve hurter Baws! no Christmas card for you........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I don't like the cunt. I've never liked the cunt. Perhaps I just have a problem with small cunts and gobshites generally, who knows? I'm going off you at a rate of knots too. He is right though, CB. You are clearly a raving duvet chewer for knowing anything at all about this ex Arsenal, Northern Ireland.... Ermm.... Oh.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Southampton appear to be doing unprecedentedly well, so maybe this jumped up tea boy isn't a total waste of space after all. I still don't like the cunt, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The saints defectors did well tonight for the scousers, held Real to only 3-0 at anfield. Good work lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I always fucking knew football was for homosexualists. That cunt behind the gibbon in the ill-fitting brown suit is about to hold onto the primate's ears and give him a damn good rogering right up his festering and doubtlessly flabby dung hatch. Hardly any justification needed at all, really, they're all screaming fucking benders. And cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I always fucking knew football was for homosexualists. That cunt behind the gibbon in the ill-fitting brown suit is about to hold onto the primate's ears and give him a damn good rogering right up his festering and doubtlessly flabby dung hatch. Hardly any justification needed at all, really, they're all screaming fucking benders. And cunts. If you look at his shorts he has WD on them. If his number is 40 then you've got a very good lubricant there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 On 01/09/2014 at 11:44 PM, Cuntybaws said: I don't like the cunt. I've never liked the cunt. Perhaps I just have a problem with small cunts and gobshites generally, who knows? I'm going off you at a rate of knots too. Rattled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 On 01/09/2014 at 11:56 PM, judgetwi said: It's funny how you don't have to justify your nominations and i do. Maybe my tongue just doesn't fit. Never mind i don't want to upset anyone so i'll just fuck off. Goodbye Jugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 On 01/09/2014 at 11:31 PM, judgetwi said: I have no opinion about this gentlemen and i wonder what your problem is Mr. Bores. I also wonder you haven't got a load of wankers screaming like girls that you are a cocksucking gay cunt for daring to nominate a football cunt. Any ideas? Judge .. we were lovers once .. why did you go away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Judge .. we were lovers once .. why did you go away? Charlton aren't doing too well. He's pining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Charlton aren't doing too well. He's pining. We should never have dropped Derek Hales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We should never have dropped Derek Hales. You a charlton man, eric? The judge reckoned pardew as his top manager there, but he didn't last long at saints after getting caught with his trousers down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 I thought football was off this site due to being shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 23 minutes ago, scotty said: You a charlton man, eric? The judge reckoned pardew as his top manager there, but he didn't last long at saints after getting caught with his trousers down. I was once Scotty. I was caught up in the nastier side of things as it was late 80s, so I didn't see too many games. I do remember Lennie Lawrence was manager at the time and Jim Melrose was the star player, after we got rid of Paul Walsh, just before he became a big noise. I did see old Derek Hales play in an old timers charity match and he was fucking brilliant, fast as fuck. He must have been 50 at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: I thought football was off this site due to being shit This is the New Order, ratty. Get used to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: I thought football was off this site due to being shit Pre 90s football is ok Ratty. It was before it became a poofs pastime and you could get a fucking good hiding before and after a match. And a dose of salmonella from a meat pie during it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was once Scotty. I was caught up in the nastier side of things as it was late 80s, so I didn't see too many games. I do remember Lennie Lawrence was manager at the time and Jim Melrose was the star player, after we got rid of Paul Walsh, just before he became a big noise. I did see old Derek Hales play in an old timers charity match and he was fucking brilliant, fast as fuck. He must have been 50 at the time. Derek Hales is a bearded shyster cunt. He came round here last year to fix my boiler and the fucker ballsed it up. Gypsy fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Derek Hales is a bearded shyster cunt. He came round here last year to fix my boiler and the fucker ballsed it up. Gypsy fucker. You sure it was him and not just some other cunt with a Victorian Dad moustache? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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