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People you were scared of as a child


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26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's Balok, from "The Corbomite Maneuver". Turned out it was just a puppet, operated Wizard of Oz-like by this even creepier looking cunt!

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Is that Clint Howard? Child star of gentle Ben, and for the last 30 years, made a decent living turning out bit parts in his brother Ron's films.

 

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32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Indeed. And if you thought the original was weird, prepare your anus for this!

 

The thing with this cunt, unlike any other actor, is that from his first appearance in the Andy Griffith show, up until his recent work 50 something years later, he remains unchanged. Ubiquitous in his recognisability in fact. Any cunt who saw an episode of Gentle Ben, would have immediately picked him out from Austin Powers. Rare. Most child stars completely metamorphosise.

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2 hours ago, ratcum said:

I was scared there'd be no wars for me to fight in.

That I'd miss all the fun basically

 Be grateful you weren’t at Stalingrad Herr Oberst. Even the rats didn’t escape from that debacle.

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2 hours ago, ratcum said:

I was scared there'd be no wars for me to fight in.

That I'd miss all the fun basically

Ratty, I'm starting an action group called 'Aryan Lives Matter'. I've had some interest from a man in Alabama, called Billy Bob J Cheeseburger Wainwright the third. I'm sceptical though, as he says he's a member of 'The Brotherhood', I reckon he might be a darkie spy.

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15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Ratty, I'm starting an action group called 'Aryan Lives Matter'. I've had some interest from a man in Alabama, called Billy Bob J Cheeseburger Wainwright the third. I'm sceptical though, as he says he's a member of 'The Brotherhood', I reckon he might be a darkie spy.

Who says you'll be allowed to join? I wouldn't have thought a group like that would allow 4'6" ginger haired, 24 digit, cat fucking leper like you in!

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11 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

Who says you'll be allowed to join? I wouldn't have thought a group like that would allow 4'6" ginger haired, 24 digit, cat fucking leper like you in!

Thick fucking cunt. If I started it, why would I not be allowed to join? I suggest you confine yourself to wooing Lady P. Fucking stupid little granny porn addict.

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6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

 Be grateful you weren’t at Stalingrad Herr Oberst. Even the rats didn’t escape from that debacle.

I've actually got this book, can't remember where from. Needless to say, it's a dismal tome especially if you're hoping from an away win

151326.jpgIf I sent to you @ratcum would you sign it for me?

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5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Thick fucking cunt. If I started it, why would I not be allowed to join? I suggest you confine yourself to wooing Lady P. Fucking stupid little granny porn addict.

This Bertie is a frightful bore and I blame pen, the rancid fucking slag.

Cunts Corner indeed. I see little evidence of cunting. 

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I've actually got this book, can't remember where from. Needless to say, it's a dismal tome especially if you're hoping from an away win

151326.jpgIf I sent to you @ratcum would you sign it for me?

That’s just cruel. No need to taunt the cunt.

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9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Ratty, I'm starting an action group called 'Aryan Lives Matter'. I've had some interest from a man in Alabama, called Billy Bob J Cheeseburger Wainwright the third. I'm sceptical though, as he says he's a member of 'The Brotherhood', I reckon he might be a darkie spy.

People from Lynchburg are to be trusted. In fact anything with Lynch in the title is a good sign. Bet Lynch from The Rovers Return for instance.

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10 hours ago, judgetwi said:

 Be grateful you weren’t at Stalingrad Herr Oberst. Even the rats didn’t escape from that debacle.

You just couldn't let it lie could you Jewdy? We make one little mistake and it's all anyone ever talks about. I'm proper vexed now.

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3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I've actually got this book, can't remember where from. Needless to say, it's a dismal tome especially if you're hoping from an away win

151326.jpgIf I sent to you @ratcum would you sign it for me?

None of this fuckery ever happened anyway. I've been to modern day Volgagrad, and it's apparent that a giant slag woman stamped all over the brave 6th Army. Why there's even a half scale model of the dirty bitch, where you can walk inside her fanny. Cunts.

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10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Thick fucking cunt. If I started it, why would I not be allowed to join? I suggest you confine yourself to wooing Lady P. Fucking stupid little granny porn addict.

Just because you allege you started it doesn't mean you fit the criteria to join, you're the thick fucking cunt.

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1 hour ago, Albert Ross said:

Just because you allege you started it doesn't mean you fit the criteria to join, you're the thick fucking cunt.

Shut up you colossal, nonsensical knob. Eric has embarrassed you because you failed to grasp the context of his original comment. I'd wager one of Neil's walnut-sized piles could outsmart you. Halfwit.

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3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Shut up you colossal, nonsensical knob. Eric has embarrassed you because you failed to grasp the context of his original comment. I'd wager one of Neil's walnut-sized piles could outsmart you. Halfwit.

And I'll rip out his piles and transplant them up your arse, you're the fucking nonsensical knob, halfwit is too good to you. I won't be told to shut up by you either.

Come to daddy "Wolfie", I'm waiting for you.

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11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I've actually got this book, can't remember where from. Needless to say, it's a dismal tome especially if you're hoping from an away win

151326.jpgIf I sent to you @ratcum would you sign it for me?

The home team sat back and soaked up the early German pressure and then hit them on the break, targeting the inexperienced Bulgarian and Italian centrebacks. Zhuchov earning Man of the Match award. 

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