Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 This activity really grips my shit. I've just had some prick standing next to me in Tescos, while I'm choosing a bottle of wine, chomping away on a sandwich like a fucking pig. He also had a bottle of drink on the go too. Fuck all in his shopping basket either so I guess he was just going to finish his meal then walk out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 This activity really grips my shit. I've just had some prick standing next to me in Tescos, while I'm choosing a bottle of wine, chomping away on a sandwich like a fucking pig. He also had a bottle of drink on the go too. Fuck all in his shopping basket either so I guess he was just going to finish his meal then walk out. You dont think that judge was intending to pay for his meal today do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Defiantly wasn't Bronski chomping on a sandwich, as there was still food left in the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Reporting these dirty cunts to staff is pointless because this type of theft is considered not worth the hassle. Beware however if you pay for a purchase and innocently exit a store with a security tag still atttached because some dope at the checkout couldn't be arsed to check and you'll be subject to the full force of beep,beep flashing alarms and the instore SAS trained black ops assassin leaping from behind his security station demanding a full on the spot strip search and interrogation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Supermarkets are cunts and I couldnt give a fuck. Eat drink and be fucking merry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Agreed. This is cuntery all right. Fucking animals cant wait until they get out of the shop. Although I did open a couple of cans of cider in Tesco and told them I was diabetic and needed a drink at once. Two security guards booted fuck out of me and then I realized my cock was still in a jam doughnut ..........fuck I'm turning into Keef Ponyboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Agreed. This is cuntery all right. Fucking animals cant wait until they get out of the shop. Although I did open a couple of cans of cider in Tesco and told them I was diabetic and needed a drink at once. Two security guards booted fuck out of me and then I realized my cock was still in a jam doughnut ..........fuck I'm turning into Keef Ponyboy. Did you mean diabetic or alcoholic?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 I often play 'Get The Cunt' by lobbing a tagged pair of skids into some cunts trolley just before they make their exit. It's quite amusing, I assure you, and even more so if your own trolley is fully laden with bottles of booze. Its a good method of diverting the blame and for making a quick escape. I used to work on the asset tagging systems in a well known retailer, always had loads of them sticky tags. Was always a laugh when you stuck one on some cunts rucksack as he was exiting. Used to do it to the kids as well till the other half got fucked off with keep getting stopped, and persuaded me to cease forthwith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 I used to work on the asset tagging systems in a well known retailer, always had loads of them sticky tags. Was always a laugh when you stuck one on some cunts rucksack as he was exiting. Used to do it to the kids as well till the other half got fucked off with keep getting stopped, and persuaded me to cease forthwith. Persuaded you how, dc? Withdrawal of conjugal rights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 I always squeeze babies to check if they're fresh. I also enjoyed petting zoos when I was younger. I don't know of any of this helps at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 I always squeeze babies to check if they're fresh. I also enjoyed petting zoos when I was younger. I don't know of any of this helps at all? It may explain a few things...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I hate these picking and chomping fucking cunts. They're everywhere! Want to find yourself some fresh, tasty fruit, good fucking luck, there will be some drooling fucking mong cunt there, picking through the lot, eating off of each item to find the best, fucking everybody else off until they have it. Off tot he deli for some cheese or meat? They'll be there, trying to find just that perfect chunk to go with their chavvy fucking tinned pasta or tv dinner; a little piece of every fucking thing in the counter! looking for some candy? Might as well fuck right off, the tuskers will be in that section tasting everything. They need to make certain everything is fresh, and not week old. It's to the point where you can get fresh ripe fruit and veg by planting the trees, growing them, and getting your first harvest, than you can buy from any market, including small roadside farm markets. The icing on the fucking cake is when a crowd of super obese fuckers queues around a display where some poor unprepared cunt is trying to make free samples of a product, and the herd moves in. These cunts are so fat, they honestly look like a fucking pear from every angle, and all of them are trying to get a disability scooter, because they can't be fucking bothered to walk and push a trolley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Persuaded you how, dc? Withdrawal of conjugal rights? In a roundabout way, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 The ones I've seen mostly give sweets to their kids before paying. I feel like grabbing it from them and saying "starve you little cunt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I like to park my scooter in the middle of the Isle so no cunt get past and they get passed off, take out my sampling spoon and rip open and taste as many ice creams as I can before being escorted out by a mental health worker and store security. Makes my fucking weekend that does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I've never heard it called a sampling spoon before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 This is dishonest and awful. Especially when those nice people in Tesco's Accounts division work so hard to keep everything going well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I hate these picking and chomping fucking cunts. They're everywhere! Want to find yourself some fresh, tasty fruit, good fucking luck, there will be some drooling fucking mong cunt there, picking through the lot, eating off of each item to find the best, fucking everybody else off until they have it. Off tot he deli for some cheese or meat? They'll be there, trying to find just that perfect chunk to go with their chavvy fucking tinned pasta or tv dinner; a little piece of every fucking thing in the counter! looking for some candy? Might as well fuck right off, the tuskers will be in that section tasting everything. They need to make certain everything is fresh, and not week old. It's to the point where you can get fresh ripe fruit and veg by planting the trees, growing them, and getting your first harvest, than you can buy from any market, including small roadside farm markets. The icing on the fucking cake is when a crowd of super obese fuckers queues around a display where some poor unprepared cunt is trying to make free samples of a product, and the herd moves in. These cunts are so fat, they honestly look like a fucking pear from every angle, and all of them are trying to get a disability scooter, because they can't be fucking bothered to walk and push a trolley. Fuck me kunty, I nodded off reading that shit. Pick your game up... bumhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 If you're in there darting up and down like a fucking clown and filling up your trolly with their overpriced shit, why not stuff your face on the way round? Weaving in and out the aisles between all those senile old wait rose cunts is thirsty work. A complete nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I always squeeze babies to check if they're fresh. I also enjoyed petting zoos when I was younger. I don't know of any of this helps at all? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Fuck me kunty, I nodded off reading that shit. Pick your game up... bumhole. I'll work on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 As supermarket nowadays have piles of knickers, bras, shoes and other female accruements taking more and more space, the filthy waddlers get drawn to those sections, with half-finished turnovers and pies hanging out their jaws. When sort of finished, they will inspect the goods with their greasy fingers and stuff loads of tops and things next to ready-made meals and cat litter . I can bet that most of them can't fit their pontoon arses into any of it and will be back for seconds in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 As supermarket nowadays have piles of knickers, bras, shoes and other female accruements taking more and more space, the filthy waddlers get drawn to those sections, with half-finished turnovers and pies hanging out their jaws. When sort of finished, they will inspect the goods with their greasy fingers and stuff loads of tops and things next to ready-made meals and cat litter . I can bet that most of them can't fit their pontoon arses into any of it and will be back for seconds in no time.Supermarkets nowadays are pretty revolting places. Ironically, the lidls and aldis of this world are fast becoming classier than tescos/sainsburys/asda, etc. At least they have security to stop these hideous bloaters from eating half the store before waddling to the checkouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I get my shopping delivered. Life's too short to fuck about in supermarkets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 I'm guilty of having the occasional bar of chocolate on the way round - but always pay for it! Gotta make the experience as pleasurable as possible. Come back Jazz - so many good comments from you on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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