Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 AT every turn and every job folk ask me the same boring question' Am i ready for it ?'...well the answer to that is if you mean buying pointless gifts that will be exchanged, sold on ebay,stuck under the kitcfhen cupboard with last years must have gadget, or sold at the carboot in August to help pay your visa card so as to be able to afford more credit for Christmas well then yes, or do you mean the pointless meal we partake in once a year with tastless bland shite we dont touch at any other tine of the year well the answer is yes, if you mean my working routine disrubted with a holiday i dont want in the middle of winter well the answer is yes,....so over all yes i am fuking ready............MERY CUNTING CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 AT every turn and every job folk ask me the same boring question' Am i ready for it ?' It's not boring, but it is necessary. In a country becoming ever more obsessed with litigation, Frank is legally obliged to ask you this, just in case you clench up on him and he does your sphincter an injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Not Jazz...... Hi Jazz. You're hilarious. "Fuckmeragged" and saying "am i ready for it?" Hahaha chortle chortle ROFL what a play on words. You are new so let be one of the first to tell you; have a shit christmas you cunt, fuck off Not Jazz...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Hi Jazz. You're hilarious. "Fuckmeragged" and saying "am i ready for it?" Hahaha chortle chortle ROFL what a play on words. You are new so let be one of the first to tell you; have a shit christmas you cunt, fuck off Everyone is Jazz according to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 My neighbour is Jazz, the man driving the taxi is Jazz, the voice in my head is Jazz, do i have a problem? Are you sure you aren't Jazz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Yes I'm ready for it, I'm ready to go on a fucking killing spree. But to my credit i'll wear a fucking santa suit when I'm walking around looking for victims with a machete and a fucking machine-gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 My Jazz hands are Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I don't suppose Cyril Smith asked his victims this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Are you ready for what?The tsunami of cum Brony will unleash on Christmas morning when he finds what Santa has left in his (latex) stocking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Are you ready for what? The tsunami of cum Brony will unleash on Christmas morning when he finds what Santa has left in his (latex) stocking? Tsunami of cum? Fuck it, looks like that Greek yoghurt I was having for lunch is going back in the fridge now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Enough fucking Christmas noms already! No more or I'm going to vomit over the board. Who wants to get sick with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 'Who wants to get sick with me?' Said the man with Ebola to his family....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Yeah I fucking am and if they try it they can fucking have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 We are boycotting the season of cuntitude. We haven't put up a tree, bought a single pressie, or tuned in to a single song, they're all shit! The only thing we plan to do is have a meal that is nicer than Thursday night fish fingers. No reason we can't show each other a good time and appreciation for our life together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 What a bunch of miserable cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven the bells are ringing. Ding dong verily the sky is riven With Angels singing JOIN IN ........ Glorrrrrrrrrr. Eeyore Eeyore. Eeyore. Eeyore Eeyore. Eeyore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven the bells are ringing. Ding dong verily the sky is riven With Angels singing JOIN IN ........ Glorrrrrrrrrr. Eeyore Eeyore. Eeyore. Eeyore Eeyore. Eeyore Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Poof. BURN THE HERETIC ....... Peace and goodwill to all men... Err ..and women .... and vegans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 BURN THE HERETIC ....... Peace and goodwill to all men... Err ..and women .... and vegans. You been drinking again Spotto? And so early on a Sunday morning. What will the neighbours say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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