Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 He is in fact a transdimensional being, made up of all the souls of annoying cunts long since dead, manifest physically as a southwest trains employee. Generic looking cunt. Unfunny cunt. Just cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Your last guess would be the right one I reckon Londo. Dennis might an almighty twat but he's better off without her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 In my opinion what makes him a cunt to me is the way he was effortlessly exploited by the trollop Amanda Holden. And incidentally, just what the FUCK is she famous for? Acting? Singing? Dancing? Sucking sugar daddies cocks? He lured her with cough sweets and told her he'd talk to his producer. She let that lame cunt fuck her, she deserves a fucking knighthood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 So what does she do though? What you need to be asking is "who does she do?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 So what does she do though? Not a clue. Should have been porn, save her those botox injections Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I know Les. He's a twat... not a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I know Les. He's a twat... not a cunt. The fact that you know him only confirms he's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 So what does she do though? At least she's still getting the odd bit of TV work. Just look what poor old Les has been reduced to. It's at times like this I almost miss Jazz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I can see the pain behind that smile. Ill cheer him up with a fart genie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Still, at least he's not a nonce. Well fucking see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Without Dustin fucking Gee this cunt became nothing. An aimless turd floating through the sewer of showbiz. Anycunt can do a Mavis fucking Riley impression (Oh I don't really know-see, piss), but try doing a Vera fucking Duckworth with the mastery and timing of Gee. This cunt stuck himself to the semen clagged back of Gee, and what thanks did he give him? He worked the cunt to death in fucking panto. He might not be a nonce, but as far as I'm concerned he's to blame for Gee's demise. The cunt. This might as well be written in chinese. I really can't be arsed to start googling, so can someone explain to me what in the fuck Warren is blethering about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 This might as well be written in chinese. I really can't be arsed to start googling, so can someone explain to me what in the fuck Warren is blethering about? He had a double act with Dustin Gee. Basically they're memorable for doing a two characters from Coronation Street. Dustin Gee died of a heart attack and Les Dennis has been dining out on this unfunny skit ever since. Ironically he is now a regular in corrie and even more ironic, his character had a heart attack tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 This might as well be written in chinese. I really can't be arsed to start googling, so can someone explain to me what in the fuck Warren is blethering about? Gee was his comic partner, someone as equally fuckfaced if you ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Given the number of unemployed actors in this country how the fuck did this cunt get the Corrie gig? Surely somebody didn't think this wanker would boost the ratings? He must be sucking somebody's cock i reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Given the number of unemployed actors in this country how the fuck did this cunt get the Corrie gig? Surely somebody didn't think this wanker would boost the ratings? He must be sucking somebody's cock i reckon. Gail Platt's by the looks of things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 He might have been funnier if the Care in the Community bastard's voice had broken. I'd hurt him for free. As it is, the cunt needs nailed to a trestle and set on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 His public disintegration ,when the Holden person exited stage left from his life , almost perfectly mirrored the teeth clenchingly awful and public breakup of Tony Blackburn's marriage. The relentless glare of the media spotlight gives not one shit for the feelings of their target or anyone else for that matter. The Daily Mail is a vomit pail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I know Les. He's a twat... not a cunt. Frank admit it, you only know him because you are him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 His public disintegration ,when the Holden person exited stage left from his life , almost perfectly mirrored the teeth clenchingly awful and public breakup of Tony Blackburn's marriage. The relentless glare of the media spotlight gives not one shit for the feelings of their target or anyone else for that matter. The Daily Mail is a vomit pail. I love a pathetic public meltdown. My favourite is Amy Whinehouse, watching her go skeletal and wither away gave me joy. Annoying cunt she was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I love a pathetic public meltdown. My favourite is Amy Whinehouse, watching her go skeletal and wither away gave me joy. Annoying cunt she was. I agree with your sentiments, but what a waste of a wonderful voice. And a cracking pair of tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I agree with your sentiments, but what a waste of a wonderful voice. And a cracking pair of tits. Her voice? It was like some cunt worked out how to weaponise vocal cords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Her voice? It was like some cunt worked out how to weaponise vocal cords. I agree, she sounded drugged up and fucked up. How does that make a 'good' voice? They should have put rehab on permanent loop in the Guantanamo punishment block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Being famous for a catchphrase is a prerequisite for any odious gameshow host cuntbreed, but being famous for a terrible one of a shit character from a fuck-awful soap surely elevates this ubertwat into the cunt Hall of Infamy. They should do a TV show where, every week, they give him a fuck load of LSD, and perform root canal treatment on him whilst he's in a clockwork orange styled eye-vice watching reruns of Family Fortunes; all the while, a bag of red ants gets emptied onto his head every 5 minutes, a cactus is pushed into his ring piece every ten minutes, and he is wearing headphones that pipe the voices of his family saying how worthless he is. The only drink he is allowed is his own tears. I'd watch him then I reckon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I agree, she sounded drugged up and fucked up. How does that make a 'good' voice? They should have put rehab on permanent loop in the Guantanamo punishment block. She sounded drugged up and fucked up once she became drugged up and fucked up. Until then, she had an amazing voice. Her early stuff was terrific, and I'm not somebody who usually cares much either way about vocals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 She sounded drugged up and fucked up once she became drugged up and fucked up. Until then, she had an amazing voice. Her early stuff was terrific, and I'm not somebody who usually cares much either way about vocals. I personally liked her voice. She certainly channelled some of the greater soul singers, in vocals as they were back then, but in body how they probably were in their coffins at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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