Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 There is something fucking strange happening on my television screen. There are 5 black comedians, all, from what I can decipher, speak English, but the words together and the waggly heads mean nothing to me. The only expression ive understood so far has been "put yo heynds urp, say hoooooo" and every person in the crowd (all black) went nuts, spazzing out with how funny this fat cunt with the mike was. What a load of cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 There is something fucking strange happening on my television screen. There are 5 black comedians, all, from what I can decipher, speak English, but the words together and the waggly heads mean nothing to me. The only expression ive understood so far has been "put yo heynds urp, say hoooooo" and every person in the crowd (all black) went nuts, spazzing out with how funny this fat cunt with the mike was. What a load of cunt. Im coming for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Im coming for you. Can you not PM him when you're talking dirty? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 There is something fucking strange happening on my television screen. There are 5 black comedians, all, from what I can decipher, speak English, but the words together and the waggly heads mean nothing to me. The only expression ive understood so far has been "put yo heynds urp, say hoooooo" and every person in the crowd (all black) went nuts, spazzing out with how funny this fat cunt with the mike was. What a load of cunt. Did this televisual cuntfest have a name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Did this televisual cuntfest have a name? Desmond's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Desmond's. Mr Desmond runs the wet fish stall in Pontypool Market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 There was a young man from Kent, Whom had a nob all buckled and bent. To save himself from trouble, He used to put it in double. So instead of coming, he went Crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Did this televisual cuntfest have a name? The Cosby Show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Presumably the OP is neither black or American so what the fuck does he expect? Daft twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Presumably the OP is neither black or American so what the fuck does he expect? Daft twat. Once you go black... the police will attack. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Once you go black... the police will attack. Black lives.... faecal matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Have a wank or turn it over then. It's not fucking rocket science. If it was rocket science on the other channel, it'd give me the horn. All that physics, all those equations... phwooaarrr! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 I watched about 20 mins of bad boys last night and it was shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 There was a young man from Herne Bay... Who forex fluttered his life savings away Depression took hold, his next step was bold The stupid fucking boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 This is genius Frank. Your mastery of the iambic and dactylic meter is outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 This is genius Frank. Your mastery of the iambic and dactylic meter is outstanding. Speak English you smuggy cunt. I'm fed up googling your shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Speak English you smuggy cunt. I'm fed up googling your shit. Just count your blessings that I deign to afford you such epaulettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Black comedy hasn't been worth anything since Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, and Robin Harris died. Bill Cosby turned out to be a disgusting rapist. I placed my faith in John Witherspoon, the Wayans', Sinbad, and a couple of others. So much for faith, the only one of those I can still tolerate at a base level is Witherspoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 What a shame, it started so well. Try this cunt. There is an old cunt on the corner Who thinks he is the site's informer In France during day And bedsit at night Politicking to himself obscene amounts of shite New cunts look on perplexed How can someone become so vexed Polishing his boots and IRONing his regalia Best make way for CC's nerd performer. Oh Proper.. what will become of you? Night x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Black comedy hasn't been worth anything since Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, and Robin Harris died. Bill Cosby turned out to be a disgusting rapist. I placed my faith in John Witherspoon, the Wayans', Sinbad, and a couple of others. So much for faith, the only one of those I can still tolerate at a base level is Witherspoon. Flip Wilson was pretty funny. Except now, he's probably dead funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Flip Wilson was pretty funny. Except now, he's probably dead funny. Quite. I had forgotten about poor Flip. His career died rather suddenly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 It's all been downhill since Charlie Williams and Sammy Davis Jnr I'm afraid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 At least the yanks have had a few funny black comedians at some point in time, I can't think of a single British one.... And yes this is bait for someone to dare to say the L word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 At least the yanks have had a few funny black comedians at some point in time, I can't think of a single British one.... And yes this is bait for someone to dare to say the L word. He had his moments on tiswas, but before and since he's been pure unmitigated shite. His radio stuff is particularly appalling, about as funny as piles (your own, not someone else's.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Richard Prior used to do a good stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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