Cuntybaws Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 The only thing in my defence, Jackers, is that I was heavily inebriated at the time. That and the fact Diana was a fucking despicable, privileged, toff cunt. Voted number 2 on the list of greatest ever Britons? Shows what a fucking boot licking bunch of brainwashed serf's the majority of this country still are. What did she ever do beyond marry an inbred Nazi, breed two more inbred Nazi leeches, fucked every single nationality under the sun and get herself fucking killed. And for this she was voted second greatest Briton. Fucking diabolical. Who the fuck was number 1 then, Katie fucking Price? On which note, I have little doubt that Harvey would make a better King than anything Diana shat out of her well-fisted vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Who the fuck was number 1 then, Katie fucking Price? On which note, I have little doubt that Harvey would make a better King than anything Diana shat out of her well-fisted vagina. That would be an interesting notion. King Harvey conducting international diplomacy on a throne that doubles as a commode. The knighting ceremony would turn into a fucking massacre with him waving a sword around with all the brute strength of enraged bull elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 You're a funny cunt! You'd be more controversial than that cunt Frankie Boyle if you were on TV. Yes, I've been called a funny cunt once or twice. And you never see me and Frankie Boyle in the same room together - just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 It wasn't your Anne Frank reenactment society meeting again, was it? I answered an ad in the paper for the society but when I when round no cunt was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Will Carling scored, Dodi Fayed hit the post. Only after Henri Paul hit the bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I've remembered the lyric! We are the Diddy Men, Dodi's little Diddy Men, We are the Diddy men Who come.... from Paris Crash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 The only thing in my defence, Jackers, is that I was heavily inebriated at the time. That and the fact Diana was a fucking despicable, privileged, toff cunt. Voted number 2 on the list of greatest ever Britons? Shows what a fucking boot licking bunch of brainwashed serf's the majority of this country still are. What did she ever do beyond marry an inbred Nazi, breed two more inbred Nazi leeches, fucked every single nationality under the sun and get herself fucking killed. And for this she was voted second greatest Briton. Fucking diabolical. On a lighter note, I'm half a bottle of bells down and grinning like Tony Blackburn. I might go ahead and post something about the Queen Mother stinking of piss. Isn't she gone off yet? I though the thick cunt had expired a while ago. But then again, these cunts have the genome of four pairs max, so who knows what effects this might have on a corpse. Old Ma might even be pregnant now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 To be honest Scotty, I know somebody who was in the Grenadier guards, apparently Carling never did score. He could hardly admit it, could he? Isn't that treason or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 He could hardly admit it, could he? Isn't that treason or something? not treason scotty ... it's having a shit on the hard shoulder that you're thinking of ... or maybe that was sarah ferguson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Yes, I've been called a funny cunt once or twice. And you never see me and Frankie Boyle in the same room together - just saying... I'm pretty fucking sure I know who Cuntybaws is... And yes Diana was a cunt, not intentionally, because I happen to know she was actually a very nice lady. But an ignorant cunt all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Don't know what she saw in Charles to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I haven't got clue as to who you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Only after Henri Paul hit the bar... Didn't he play for West Ham? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Don't know what she saw in Charles to be honest. She couldn't miss seeing his ears, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I had nothing against her to be honest but I thought the press coverage was totally over the top and the way the public reacted to her death was unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I had nothing against her to be honest but I thought the press coverage was totally over the top and the way the public reacted to her death was unbelievable. It's called 'herd mentality' and is well known in psychology circles. In fact the 'herd mentality' is taken advantaged of by governments to keep us obedient to the system. That's how they can get us to fight wars and do as we're fucking told because we are herd animals by nature. Anyone that doesn't conform or ceases to be obedient is deemed to a trouble maker and at odds with the rest of society and therefore antisocial and anti establishment because they say so and then can convince the rest of society that they should also treat nonconformist as antisocial and anti establishment. Hence you are one fucking hard unfeeling cunt if you don't join the herd in crying about the death of a relative stranger that you've never met. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Imagine existing in a larval stage but never metamorphosing into something lovely. Trapped forever ever as a fat worthless grub, fit only to shovel in food and bathe in your own exudate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Imagine existing in a larval stage but never metamorphosing into something lovely. Trapped forever ever as a fat worthless grub, fit only to shovel in food and bathe in your own exudate. Oh I don't know, you get used to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 It's called 'herd mentality' and is well known in psychiatry circles. In fact the 'herd mentality' is taken advantaged of by governments to keep us obedient to the system. That's how they can get us to fight wars and do as we're fucking told because we are herd animals by nature. Anyone that doesn't conform or ceases to be obedient is deemed to a trouble maker and at odds with the rest of society and therefore antisocial and anti establishment because they say so and then can convince the rest of society that they should also treat nonconformist as antisocial and anti establishment. Hence you are one fucking hard unfeeling cunt if you don't join the herd in crying about the death of a relative stranger that you've never met. Unbelievable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 It's called 'herd mentality' and is well known in psychiatry circles. In fact the 'herd mentality' is taken advantaged of by governments to keep us obedient to the system. That's how they can get us to fight wars and do as we're fucking told because we are herd animals by nature. Anyone that doesn't conform or ceases to be obedient is deemed to a trouble maker and at odds with the rest of society and therefore antisocial and anti establishment because they say so and then can convince the rest of society that they should also treat nonconformist as antisocial and anti establishment. Hence you are one fucking hard unfeeling cunt if you don't join the herd in crying about the death of a relative stranger that you've never met. It was an appalling spectacle. Cringe making and embarrassing to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Unbelievable I didn't believe it myself until I did a two week stretch in the guardhouse for shitting in a battery sergeant major's beret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 It was an appalling spectacle. Cringe making and embarrassing to watch. You can't say that you antisocial, anti establishment nonconformist you. You'll blab with everyone else and like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 1st of all let me put a couple of things on record: 1)Diana was a publicity seeking mess, who had she lived, had the potential to undermine the monarchy to such a degree the whole sorry farce could have been consigned to the historical sewer any intelligent and fair society surely would have consigned it to by now. 2)Diana was essentially kind hearted. Anyway: The night she sucked her last off-white cock I had returned home at about 4 am, and was really drunk. I had a habit of always reading the Ceefax headlines before going to bed. When I read something about a royal death I was genuinely ecstatic. I assumed it was the Queen Mother, who I genuinely despised. Imagine my disappointment.... etc About 3 days later I was walking my soft as shite Doberman, she was off the lead, on a field with nocunt to be seen. As we left the field, I was about to put her on the lead when I noticed a trolley from the local Spar. Being a public spirited cunt I decided to push it the quarter of a mile back to the shop, which meant I had to trust the dog to walk off the lead...99/100 she'd have behaved herself. On this occasion she took it upon herself to run up to a fat old cunt walking a terrier and bark at them, in a not very aggressive manner. The woman walking the terrier started shouting at me:" That dog should be on a lead, it's a danger" etfuckingc. Annoyed to fuck at her reaction I came out with some shite about doing my bit for the neighborhood and not having enough hands to push a trolley and walk a dog. At which point she walked over, patted me on the arm and said: "It's alright love, we've all been under a lot of pressure". It took me a couple of seconds before I realised she was banging on about fucking Diana. It was possibly the only time in my life that I have been genuinely offended. How dare she make such assumptions? Anyway, the next day the funeral was all over the telly. So, I decided to avoid the whole shitslop. I might have watched some of it, but I saw somecunt on the morning news, who had queued up all night to stand at the side of the road to mourn somecunt who'd never heard of him, say:" None of our lives will ever be the same again." GET RIGHT TO FUCK!!! So, I decided to take the dog for a huge walk. As we crossed the cricket field and passed through the gate leading to the church, the church bells started tolling. Just as I started cursing not bring able to get away from it all, the dog started having a massive shite on a grave. Normally I would have picked it up, but somehow it seemed apt to leave it there. And since the last member of the Coverdale family appeared to have been buried in 1933, I didn't think anycunt would mind. That is so funny It appears that a few people off CC were actually drunk that night. I just wish I could remember what front garden I was passed out in when it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 The only thing in my defence, Jackers, is that I was heavily inebriated at the time. That and the fact Diana was a fucking despicable, privileged, toff cunt. Voted number 2 on the list of greatest ever Britons? Shows what a fucking boot licking bunch of brainwashed serf's the majority of this country still are. What did she ever do beyond marry an inbred Nazi, breed two more inbred Nazi leeches, fucked every single nationality under the sun and get herself fucking killed. And for this she was voted second greatest Briton. Fucking diabolical. On a lighter note, I'm half a bottle of bells down and grinning like Tony Blackburn. I might go ahead and post something about the Queen Mother stinking of piss. I didn't know the nazi's bred ginga's..? Don't know what she saw in Charles to be honest. A free ride and a big fucking crown? Better than working in a creche or whatever the fuck she was doing for a "career"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 The atmosphere of hysteria at the time was quite something to behold. I remember you had to be careful who you whispered disparaging remarks to, otherwise you would be in big fucking trouble. It must have been like that in Nazi Germany when you were bursting to tell someone a great joke about Hitler's little winkle. Women in particular were absolutely overcome and prone to start crying for no reason at all. You definitely couldn't tell any gags about the posh scrubber's overactive fanny to them for fear of being physically attacked. You really had to be there to believe it. The power of the media to get into thick cunts' empty brains never ceases to amaze me. However, what really winds me up is the fact that Phoney Tony had her murdered and walked away from it. No wonder he went on to do what he fucking liked. I reckon he learned some valuable lessons that week. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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