Guest DrCunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 In Punky Bottington-Chuffer's absence, i'd just like to say..... moley, moley, MOLE!Oh well, at least she won't be nobbing choir boys in the vestry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 No, and they won't be nobbing her either.Not even for a Toblerone triangle and 10 Woodbines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 In Punky Bottington-Chuffer's absence, i'd just like to say..... moley, moley, MOLE!Oh well, at least she won't be nobbing choir boys in the vestry.Is that a little side line for Ed Millipede? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Why does Stockport need a Bishop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 The usual disparaging of women by a no winkle wanker. What i want to know is how the fuck does Stockport get a bishop? I've been there and it's a fucking shithole. Does Rotherham have a bishop......or fucking Barnsley? Exactly how many bishops are there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Exactly how many bishops are there?There's the baby buggering Bishop of Bath and Wells, for one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 She's got lovely teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 The usual disparaging of women by a no winkle wanker. What i want to know is how the fuck does Stockport get a bishop? I've been there and it's a fucking shithole. Does Rotherham have a bishop......or fucking Barnsley? Exactly how many bishops are there?Isn't it time you stopped bashing the bishop Judy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Has anyone said Holy Moley yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Has anyone said Holy Moley yet?Just imagine the state of her fanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 No, and they won't be nobbing her either.A mole might though as they're completely blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Maybe this is the Churchs' secret plan to prevent all the child abuse fiascos repeating themselves....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Just imagine the state of her fanny!God help you. How predictable was this pathetic comment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 God help you. How predictable was this pathetic comment?If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em..The dots on her face?I bet it reveals a Pentangle and she's in league with Satan and his ghoulish cohorts!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 How do we know for sure that the thing is female? It's neck calls for closer inspection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 It still probably would given half the chance. I'm not fussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Looks like Ed Milliband's sister. What a howler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Why is everybody so sure that the thing is a female? This massive apple needs a huge dose of testosterone to fruit so effectively. And there might also be some nads and bits in the trouser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.You give up too easily Mr. Bores. If i took that attitude i would now be a Hauptmann in the Chipping Sodbury Afrika Korps Re-Enactment Society, poncing about wearing only a pair of jackboots and an SA cap, with a life like black dildo up my fat hairy arse. (enduring image) You are on the slippery slope...........don't say i didn't warn you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 You give up too easily Mr. Bores. If i took that attitude i would now be a Hauptmann in the Chipping Sodbury Afrika Korps Re-Enactment Society, poncing about wearing only a pair of jackboots and an SA cap, with a life like black dildo up my fat hairy arse. (enduring image) You are on the slippery slope...........don't say i didn't warn you.Strange that, because this is exactly the image I have of you in my mind, although I thought it was Chipping Norton to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 You give up too easily Mr. Bores. If i took that attitude i would now be a Hauptmann in the Chipping Sodbury Afrika Korps Re-Enactment Society, poncing about wearing only a pair of jackboots and an SA cap, with a life like black dildo up my fat hairy arse. (enduring image) You are on the slippery slope...........don't say i didn't warn you.Well at least the dildo provides some explanation as to why you are total cunt all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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