Neil Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Just watched the prick walking around Glasgow in stilettos,blouse and a pencil skirt campaigning for the election,he probably thought someone said erection and couldnt wait to get there.A grade 1 cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 A bloke walking around Glasgow in stilleto's, blouse and a pencil skirt without having the shit kicked out of him? Fucking hell Glasgow's gone soft 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 I reckon it's a fucking piss take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 So what's his new tour going to be called?"Fuck that hurt, why me? It's only a skirt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) Been off the comedy scene long enough for people to forget what he was all about.Basically, his 'act' revolved around stream of consciousness / pile of hogs turd diatribes, ending in him growling in an arch and knowing way about jam or Ferris Wheels or Sidney Youngblood or some other non-sequitir.Then a bunch of students, funny haircuts at the NME and Edith Bowman would bring themselves off over how 'emeyyyyyyyzing' he was. Edited May 5, 2015 by Jiggerycock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 A bloke walking around Glasgow in stilleto's, blouse and a pencil skirt without having the shit kicked out of him? Fucking hell Glasgow's gone softOnce they let Jimmy Somerville live, there was just no way back. A few people obviously took that whole "City of Culture" shit way too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 The comic genius has just finished 27 marathons in 27 days for Sport Relief. Why 27? That's the amount of years Nelson Mandela spent in prison. Quite an achievement I suppose. Pity it had to be for a load of clichéd, bandwagon-jumping, load of old fucking wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 14 minutes ago, MikeD said: The comic genius has just finished 27 marathons in 27 days for Sport Relief. Why 27? That's the amount of years Nelson Mandela spent in prison. Quite an achievement I suppose. Pity it had to be for a load of clichéd, bandwagon-jumping, load of old fucking wank. Never could bear to look at this tit. The Labour party must think he's so popular they need him on their side. What a bunch of morons. And cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Never could bear to look at this tit. The Labour party must think he's so popular they need him on their side. What a bunch of morons. And cunts. One of the worst of the so-called "surrealist" comedians, made up shit and only laughed at by cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 On Sunday, March 20, 2016 at 4:45 PM, MikeD said: The comic genius has just finished 27 marathons in 27 days for Sport Relief. Why 27? That's the amount of years Nelson Mandela spent in prison. Quite an achievement I suppose. Pity it had to be for a load of clichéd, bandwagon-jumping, load of old fucking wank. I was thinking of competing with this effort by eating a Snickers a day for 27 days but no cunt sponsored me. I put it down to the fact I'm not a fucking poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I was thinking of competing with this effort by eating a Snickers a day for 27 days but no cunt sponsored me. I put it down to the fact I'm not a fucking poof The cunt had nail varnish on when he got to the statue at the end.... ... not sure how poofery is perceived in S.A.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 29 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The cunt hId nail varnish on when he got to the statue at the end.... ... not sure how poofery is perceived in S.A.? I think there quite tolerant of the gays but i hear they're not particularly keen if you happen to be black and gay. Racist cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Talentless, unfunny cunt. He should amputate a leg and pay Paul McCartney a visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 He had lots of protein shakes to keep him going over the last month. Errrmmmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I think there quite tolerant of the gays but i hear they're not particularly keen if you happen to be black and gay. Racist cunts. Last i heard was if you were white you couldnt get a job or anything, unless you were already stinking rich... try watching Reggie Yates in SA... quite funny, in a disturbing and slightly embarrassing way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Last i heard was if you were white you couldnt get a job or anything, unless you were already stinking rich... try watching Reggie Yates in SA... quite funny, in a disturbing and slightly embarrassing way... The only thing I would want to watch reggie Yates doing is hang himself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 On Tuesday, May 5, 2015 at 11:56 AM, Jiggerycock said: or some other non-sequitir. Then how the fuck does he prune his roses ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 I see this prick is back on TV,how can anyone dressed up like that be taken seriously,fucking mong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 15 minutes ago, Neil said: I see this prick is back on TV,how can anyone dressed up like that be taken seriously,fucking mong Not just on the telly, it’s on the Labour Party NEC. Look at the state of that fucking shirtlifter. The Blairites must be tearing their hair out. I can’t wait to see this shrieking pervert making a cunt of itself on Newsnight . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 It’s a new low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 I think you're all being rather nasty. He has clearly made an effort with his appearance and looks very pretty. I especially like his dashing pink beret, the jaunty angle complements his makeup perfectly and emphasises his so obvious natural femininity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, scotty said: I think you're all being rather nasty. He has clearly made an effort with his appearance and looks very pretty. I especially like his dashing pink beret, the jaunty angle complements his makeup perfectly and emphasises his so obvious natural femininity. I agree, he's made an effort with the foundation and mascara too. I've seen less attractive women, and no mistake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, scotty said: I think you're all being rather nasty. He has clearly made an effort with his appearance and looks very pretty. I especially like his dashing pink beret, the jaunty angle complements his makeup perfectly and emphasises his so obvious natural femininity. 7 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I agree, he's made an effort with the foundation and mascara too. I've seen less attractive women, and no mistake... Pair of fucking poofs. You’ve been up so many arses.....wipe the shit out of your eyes for fucks sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Just now, judgetwi said: Pair of fucking poofs. You’ve been up so many arses.....wipe the shit out of your eyes for fucks sake! Even if that were the case, I certainly wouldn't venture upwards head first! I can't even begin to imagine what that would feel like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 It’s the splasback off your tongue. 🗣🤩🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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