Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: He won the Champion of Champions tournament just 2 weeks ago, defeating Judd Trump in the final. Only the winners of the ranking tournaments last season qualify for it, so I wouldn’t read too much into Dings victory the other day. 46 years old, 30 years since turning pro, world ranked No.1, current World Champion and bookies favourite at the start of every tournament he enters is unprecedented and he’ll be sorely missed when he packs it in. He is having a mental episode though. He’ll turn up at the Masters with a shaved head and a glazed expression in January, sit and watch his opponent win the first round. Then announce he’s packing it in, fuck off for 6 months. And then turn up at Sheffield and get number 8. Weird cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He is having a mental episode though. He’ll turn up at the Masters with a shaved head and a glazed expression in January, sit and watch his opponent win the first round. Then announce he’s packing it in, fuck off for 6 months. And then turn up at Sheffield and get number 8. Weird cunt. The enigma that is Ronnie O’Sullivan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 2 hours ago, King Billy said: The enigma that is Ronnie O’Sullivan. In the aftermath of Ding Junhui’s surprise defeat, the People’s Government have provided him with a sports development coach. His pre match routine will now include kicking a panda to death for luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In the aftermath of Ding Junhui’s surprise defeat, the People’s Government have provided him with a sports development coach. His pre match routine will now include kicking a panda to death for luck. If he’d won yesterday he’d have quarified for the Masters at Arry Parry after chlistmas. Whar a blurry iriot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: If he’d won yesterday he’d have quarified for the Masters at Arry Parry after chlistmas. Whar a blurry iriot. Oddjob makes the number 16 spot instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 (edited) 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oddjob makes the number 16 spot instead. How the fuck have you been watching the snooker whilst making thousands of calls to that Jungle programme? When the first two out were ethnics I knew you were up to summat. Shady cunt. Edited November 22, 2022 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How the fuck have you been watching the snooker whilst making thousands of calls to that Jungle programme? When the first two out were ethnics I knew you were up to summat. Shady cunt. Tarzan is the only jungle programme I ever really watched. The 60s series. Remember who played Tarzan? That big cunt who played ‘Junior’, Jackie Gleason’s dopey son in Smokey & The Bandit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tarzan is the only jungle programme I ever really watched. The 60s series. Remember who played Tarzan? That big cunt who played ‘Junior’, Jackie Gleason’s dopey son in Smokey & The Bandit. Johnny Weissmuller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Johnny Weissmuller? No. He was the one who went mental and thought he really was Tarzan. Like that old cunt who played Captain Birdseye. Mad as a bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Reported for outrageous racism, you wog hating bastard. less of the ‘bastard’…cnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: Johnny Weissmuller? Possible…I mean, who’d have thought that Mowgli would end up as PM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tarzan is the only jungle programme I ever really watched. The 60s series. Remember who played Tarzan? That big cunt who played ‘Junior’, Jackie Gleason’s dopey son in Smokey & The Bandit. He was a thick cunt. Fancy identifying a chimpanzee as a cheetah! I could have forgiven him calling the thing a bonobo, or George Floyd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 56 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Possible…I mean, who’d have thought that Mowgli would end up as PM? Slumdog Millionaire was a biopic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Post removed History describes the violence following the ISC partition as horrific. For me, it provided decades of comedy gold not seen since the Amritsar Massacre of 1919. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, ratcum said: History describes the violence following the ISC partition as horrific. For me, it provided decades of comedy gold not seen since the Amritsar Massacre of 1919. Eat shit gayboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, ratcum said: He was a thick cunt. Fancy identifying a chimpanzee as a cheetah! I could have forgiven him calling the thing a bonobo, or George Floyd. I always thought that the crocodile wrestling was a bit gay for pre watershed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 18 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Eat shit gayboy. Nothing personal HS, but ‘ratlikes’ have historically been more elusive than Lady Penelope’s second X chromosome on Cunts Corner. A few of us have a couple of them stashed away securely and treasure them for their rarity. If you ever consider selling yours please PM me first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I always thought that the crocodile wrestling was a bit gay for pre watershed. ‘Sorry Jane, not tonight. Rolling around in the lake with that big sexy croc has emptied both tanks Luv.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Nothing personal HS, but ‘ratlikes’ have historically been more elusive than Lady Penelope’s second X chromosome on Cunts Corner. A few of us have a couple of them stashed away securely and treasure them for their rarity. If you ever consider selling yours please PM me first. Well ok then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Nothing personal HS, but ‘ratlikes’ have historically been more elusive than Lady Penelope’s second X chromosome on Cunts Corner. A few of us have a couple of them stashed away securely and treasure them for their rarity. If you ever consider selling yours please PM me first. I got 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I got 9 I think I have 3 Eric and that’s 3 more than most punters. Obviously as a relative newbie to CC the harvest from my small allotment is proportionately less than the fully deserved spoils which your industrialised ‘like farming’ has for many years born the rich rewards of the hard work you’ve dedicated to it. I say this with total sincerity and genuine admiration. KB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I think I have 3 Eric and that’s 3 more than most punters. Obviously as a relative newbie to CC the harvest from my small allotment is proportionately less than the fully deserved spoils which your industrialised ‘like farming’ has for many years born the rich rewards of the hard work you’ve dedicated to it. I say this with total sincerity and genuine admiration. KB. GAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: GAY! Good for you. Am I the first that you’ve come out to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 I see Ronnie is in a no-way manic upswing of his bipolar disorder currently, and has cleared the table in eight nano seconds or something, before those snivelling bastards at the WPBSA (as they always shall be) decided he was two seconds outside Tony Drago’s record from 1996. On this trajectory he’ll burst into flames at The Masters, before dissolving into a tearful mess, smashing his cue over Barry Hearn’s head, and announcing he’s transitioning to female gender to enter the Olympic 5000m. I’m almost looking forward to it. @Eric Cuntman, you seem like a man with a functioning second hand on the Breitling, was he inside the record or not? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 31 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: was he inside the record or not? Cliff Thorburn still holds the record for a century break. I believe it was just over three hours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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