Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Septic Bladder has now stated he might run for FIFA President again. The fucking stupid corrupt cunt.He'll probably win as well.... Is it just me, or does he remind anyone else of Berlusconi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Well fuck me, i got it right again! The cunt has got a 90 day suspension which will rule him out of the election apparently. Of course it is normal business practice to be paid 1.35 million NINE FUCKING YEARS after you have done some "work". I'm off down the BMW dealership in Park Lane on Saturday. I will pick out their most expensive model, promise to pay them in 9 years time and fuck off with it. I'm sure there will be no problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Well fuck me, i got it right again! The cunt has got a 90 day suspension which will rule him out of the election apparently. Of course it is normal business practice to be paid 1.35 million NINE FUCKING YEARS after you have done some "work". I'm off down the BMW dealership in Park Lane on Saturday. I will pick out their most expensive model, promise to pay them in 9 years time and fuck off with it. I'm sure there will be no problem. Why go to BMW when you could finally get that Harley you always dreamed of to cushion your big fat hairy arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Cos you can get more men in a BMW than on a Harley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 And now this evil, corrupt old bastard has announced he's going to appeal against his suspension.I think the cunt has dementia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 And now this evil, corrupt old bastard has announced he's going to appeal against his suspension.I think the cunt has dementia.I know I do.... Erm..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 I know I do.... Erm.....Well I fucking don't.Tell you what though, I'm not impressed with this new Amazon website, you can't find fuck-all.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Then stop being a cunt and support your local league two team - miles away from the corrupting influence of big money and sponsors.My local team is Dulwich Hamlet. Not sure if they're in league 2, but I don't care cause football, like golf is I believe, for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 I heard today that FIFA has an ethics committee.Fuck me, that's like Hitler having a human rights court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Fucking fucking fucking cunts. Fines for poppy wearing. Officious corrupt bunch of cunts who should be replaced. Football is a poofs game as always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fucking fucking fucking cunts. Fines for poppy wearing. Officious corrupt bunch of cunts who should be replaced. Football is a poofs game as always. Replaced with what? A carpark? Shopping centre? Or maybe just nuke the entire site from orbit? It's the only way to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Replaced with what? A carpark? Shopping centre? Or maybe just nuke the entire site from orbit? It's the only way to be sure Replaced with a new organisation with people who understand the game in charge perhaps, just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fucking fucking fucking cunts. Fines for poppy wearing. Officious corrupt bunch of cunts who should be replaced. Football is a poofs game as always. here you go - make of it what you will FIFA's rule 57.1 says: 'on all Playing Equipment items [which include jerseys] used on, or brought into (permanently or temporarily), the Pitch Area, for all Matches, any form of advertising… of political, religious, commercial, personal statements, images and/or other announcements, is strictly prohibited' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Football is a shit game over popularized by uneducated mongs in third world countries who are too stupid to get real jobs. I don't even think Newcastle United has had an English player on the team since Shearer, and they've definitely not had a Geordie on since him. Kinda hard to feel local pride over a team when all the players are from fucking Somalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Football is a shit game over popularized by uneducated mongs in third world countries who are too stupid to get real jobs. I don't even think Newcastle United has had an English player on the team since Shearer, and they've definitely not had a Geordie on since him. Kinda hard to feel local pride over a team when all the players are from fucking Somalia. Manchester utd are building a stadium in London so their fans don't have so far to travel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Football is a shit game over popularized by uneducated mongs in third world countries who are too stupid to get real jobs. I don't even think Newcastle United has had an English player on the team since Shearer, and they've definitely not had a Geordie on since him. Kinda hard to feel local pride over a team when all the players are from fucking Somalia. You'd think any club with a decent youth strategy could develop a side of local lads to compete at the highest levels. Newcastle might struggle because people from that ghastly town tend to be fat, stupid and incoherent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 47 minutes ago, Batbomb said: here you go - make of it what you will FIFA's rule 57.1 says: 'on all Playing Equipment items [which include jerseys] used on, or brought into (permanently or temporarily), the Pitch Area, for all Matches, any form of advertising… of political, religious, commercial, personal statements, images and/or other announcements, is strictly prohibited' Well they can just fuck off then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Replaced with a new organisation with people who understand the game in charge perhaps, just a thought. No offence Alfie, but I always find it unnerving when you start thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No offence Alfie, but I always find it unnerving when you start thinking. No offence, but are you in retreat? Or have you surrendered yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 2 hours ago, ratcum said: You'd think any club with a decent youth strategy could develop a side of local lads to compete at the highest levels. Newcastle might struggle because people from that ghastly town tend to be fat, stupid and incoherent. ...eh? *scratches fat arse* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Not sure which is more corrupt, FIFA or the EU. Perhaps the EU as it's on a far bigger scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 48 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Not sure which is more corrupt, FIFA or the EU. Perhaps the EU as it's on a far bigger scale. EU have a nicer flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 19/12/2016 at 1:47 PM, Batbomb said: here you go - make of it what you will FIFA's rule 57.1 says: 'on all Playing Equipment items [which include jerseys] used on, or brought into (permanently or temporarily), the Pitch Area, for all Matches, any form of advertising… of political, religious, commercial, personal statements, images and/or other announcements, is strictly prohibited' So when they organise charity matches to support some refugees or some minority issues, they can fuck off then? because that's political? Next time they try to do some shit like that, I'm complaining to Points of View, that'll teach them!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 50 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: So when they organise charity matches to support some refugees or some minority issues, they can fuck off then? because that's political? Next time they try to do some shit like that, I'm complaining to Points of View, that'll teach them!!! Forget all this shit Ding. More importantly, have you noticed that when Decimus posts something, almost invariably Bubba gives it a 'like', and vice versa. It's like looking at Tweedledum & Tweedledee playing a boring game of ping pong. The big laugh will be when Bill returns, and Bubba is dropped like a hot brick. No doubt he will go into a long sulk that the Welsh are famous for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Forget all this shit Ding. More importantly, have you noticed that when Decimus posts something, almost invariably Bubba gives it a 'like', and vice versa. It's like looking at Tweedledum & Tweedledee playing a boring game of ping pong. The big laugh will be when Bill returns, and Bubba is dropped like a hot brick. No doubt he will go into a long sulk that the Welsh are famous for. Shut up you fucking old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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