Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Turn up, have a laugh, go home minus a limb.Poor kid has had her leg amputated after the accident, her lawyer will be doing the paperwork to sue as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Turn up, have a laugh, go home minus a limb.Poor kid has had her leg amputated after the accident, her lawyer will be doing the paperwork to sue as we speak.I often return home after a day out legless, those cunts at shepard neame will be hearing from my 'no win no fee lawyers' in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I often return home after a day out legless, those cunts at shepard neame will be hearing from my 'no win no fee lawyers' in the morning.I'd imagine the bosses will be checking the insurance documents, this fucker's going to cost them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Not that you can put a price on one of your limbs or anything, but that girl is set to get millions from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Is there a three-legged race event in the Paralympics? If so, she can be on my team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Not that you can put a price on one of your limbs or anything, but that girl is set to get millions from this.It will be one of the biggest genuine claims made this year. I bet the insurers are hopping around on one leg trying to find any possible mitigating circumstances to reduce the payout. Bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I have decided not to bring Heather Mills into this or to even mention Heather Mills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I shat myself on The Ghost Train, can I claim for a new pair of Corduroys? A ride over the Heart of Wales Line with White Knuckles Brian was better than the ghost train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 "I've got nothing against your right leg, Mr Spigot. The trouble is, neither have you." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 It's the capitalist imperative that Alton Towers had to re-open quickly.It was pretty pinko-lefty for them to leave it 5 days and anyone who cancelled their visit or will not now go on The Smiler is anti-Britiain and may as well go right out and join the Socialist Workers Party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Ah, but give it a few years or so and she'll THEN be claiming that it was an accident when she shot her old-man whilst he was having a shit with the bog door left open. Oh yeah. Likely to get off with that one if the Ozzi debacle is owt to go by. Plus she could make a fortune on the next irn bru advert, just stick a bottle in his hand before the police photographer arrives and she'll be worth a fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 It is my understanding, that these theme park rides are only legally bound to be tested for safety ONCE per year. And so provided nothing goes wrong, the poxy things are taking a constant battering, day in day out for say 51 weeks each year. They are ALL accidents waiting to happen, just as The London Eye will one day come crashing down into The Thames, with one almighty great splash. That's if the fucking Mushlips don't blow the thing up first! Those annual tests are only on the electrical components, the split pins that keep the bolts in place and a brief visual overall inspection. Whether they periodically test for stress and metal fatigue fuck knows. They don't on mobile funfair rides so I can't see static ones being treated any better. And how would you know if it's been done anyway? I bet they've been busy filling in back copies of their safety reports in between shitting themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I don't wish to be a total cunt, but it's always the pretty ones this kind of shit happens to......why couldn't it happen to someone more like, oh, I don't know, Nicola Turgid? Esther Rancid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 They're all far too busy taking other cunts for a ride. And riding other cunts to get promoted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 It will be one of the biggest genuine claims made this year. I bet the insurers are hopping around on one leg trying to find any possible mitigating circumstances to reduce the payout. Bunch of cunts.The insurers loophole detectives will have been working 24/7 and the rate of on site buck passing will have been but a blur over the past week - and one things for sure .. as usual , it won't be anyone from upper managements bollocks on the bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Apparently there has been a Twitter campaign to get One Direction to visit her in hospital,hasn't the poor cow suffered enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'd lose a leg for a few mill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I dont bother with funfairs now. I just neck 2 bottles of Rioja, sit in an armchair and hey presto: The Waltzer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 I dont bother with funfairs now. I just neck 2 bottles of Rioja, sit in an armchair and hey presto: The Waltzer!Then there's the treadmill cake walk and the hammock shamrock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Then there's the treadmill cake walk and the hammock shamrockAnd then the wet plank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 And then the wet plankGo on... do tell.... I'm dying to know if "the wet plank" is what I think it is....you dorty dorty gerl..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Go on... do tell.... I'm dying to know if "the wet plank" is what I think it is....you dorty dorty gerl.....I'm sure you're right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 I'm sure you're rightbrb........................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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