Eddie Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 You simply must see the film/ read the book/ eat at the restaurant blah blah. Drag yourself along to see the ' must see film ' to find suprise suprise it's as shit as the book you just battled through or the average restaurant you just ate in. These pests are usually over the top happy cunts all of the time and make a cynical horrible cunt like me question my values, which incidentally are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 You really should check out that Jib Jab website, Ed, it's fucking banging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 You simply must see the film/ read the book/ eat at the restaurant blah blah. Drag yourself along to see the ' must see film ' to find suprise suprise it's as shit as the book you just battled through or the average restaurant you just ate in. These pests are usually over the top happy cunts all of the time and make a cynical horrible cunt like me question my values, which incidentally are shit.Fantastic Nom this. Well constructed. Clear and concise. I would recommend it to anyone. 10/10........Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 The fact that it was half empty should have given me the hint, but I fell for the "you should try it there" routine... With the bill coming in at over £100 for the two of us...my guess is that the cunt who recommended the shit hole, was its owner? To be fair, Jizzle, if a clown with a red afro and dressed in yellow tipped me the wink about his restaurant, my expectations wouldn't be that high to start off with. I'm suprised a man of your high intellectual caliber fell for the drawn on additional zero at the end of the bill. I know you'd give your right bollock for a happy meal, but Ronald McDonald has mugged you right off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 To be fair, Jizzle, if a clown with a red afro and dressed in yellow tipped me the wink about his restaurant, my expectations wouldn't be that high to start off with.Didn't know Billy Smart had moved into the restaurant business ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Being the cynical cunt that I am, I agree with this nom wholeheartedly. Most things are just 'alright' some things are 'good' and sometimes things are actually 'fucking awesome'But twats love to wax lyrical about mediocre shit."5 guys makes the best burgers you ever tasted." No they don't, they look like some cunt just pulled it out of his pocket. And they are expensive."The film I just watched was incredible." No it wasn't, it was badly scripted Yank drivel."My new car is brilliant." No it's not, it's a povvo spec Corsa on an everlasting HP plan."My kids are the most beautiful kids in the world." No, they look like you two."This band I listen to are the best band ever, you must borrow the album from me." No, they are tedious wailing guitar strummers, just like millions of others.I could go on forever but I wont.Just call me Eeyore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 "My kids are the most beautiful kids in the world." No, they look like THE WORST BITS OF you two I corrected your post... Oh yes... "people that over rate".. Fucking ACE nom this one, you fooker...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Do not amend quoted posts, even with the "I corrected your post" qualification. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Do not amend quoted posts...Genuine question - is it OK to quote just an abridged part of a longer post? I do that all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 You simply must see the film/ read the book/ eat at the restaurant blah blah. Drag yourself along to see the ' must see film ' to find suprise suprise it's as shit as the book you just battled through or the average restaurant you just ate in. These pests are usually over the top happy cunts all of the time and make a cynical horrible cunt like me question my values, which incidentally are shit.Back in the early 1980s a new book "Sea Trial" was hyped to death on posters everywhere, with critical acclaim .. I foolishly bought the book, one of the wors written novels I have ever has the misfortune to attempt to read .. it was total crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Genuine question - is it OK to quote just an abridged part of a longer post? I do that all the time.So do I, just make sure that comments are not taking the quote out of context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Back in the early 1980s a new book "Sea Trial" was hyped to death on posters everywhere, with critical acclaim .. I foolishly bought the book, one of the wors written novels I have ever has the misfortune to attempt to read .. it was total crap.The more something is hyped the bigger the chance it will be total shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 So let's have a go at some sacred cows then:Starting off with The Bloody, bleeding Shawshank cunting Redemption!Gay beyond belief (and not just the bits with the Sisters), pushes plausibility to beyond even that needed to see Phil Mitchell and Max Branning as stud muffins in Eastenders. Overwrought, overlong, mawkish glop (and glop far worse than what Dufresne waded through to escape, which, since you ask and if you look, was nothing even approaching raw sewage)......and who put the poster back up after matey legged it down the tunnel.???? Fucking dog's cock!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 So let's have a go at some sacred cows then:Starting off with The Bloody, bleeding Shawshank cunting Redemption!Gay beyond belief (and not just the bits with the Sisters), pushes plausibility to beyond even that needed to see Phil Mitchell and Max Branning as stud muffins in Eastenders. Overwrought, overlong, mawkish glop (and glop far worse than what Dufresne waded through to escape, which, since you ask and if you look, was nothing even approaching raw sewage)......and who put the poster back up after matey legged it down the tunnel.???? Fucking dog's cock!!!You know what Jig, we're likely to get our arses fingered for this but I'm right with you there. It's a well and truly overrated shit-covered used johnny of a film, make no mistake. I remember enjoying the story as a kid, and actually like The Green Mile as a film, but The Shawshit Redicktion is not a great screen adaptation by any stretch of imagination, although to be fair mine is usually occupied with beer, and occasionally tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Do not amend quoted posts, even with the "I corrected your post" qualification. Thank you.even though it's in BRIGHT RED BOLD BLOCK CAPITALS ...??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 You know what Jig, we're likely to get our arses fingered for this but I'm right with you there. It's a well and truly overrated shit-covered used johnny of a film, make no mistake. I remember enjoying the story as a kid, and actually like The Green Mile as a film, but The Shawshit Redicktion is not a great screen adaptation by any stretch of imagination, although to be fair mine is usually occupied with beer, and occasionally tits. Stephen King overrated, that last pile of shit 'under the dome' was shocking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 So let's have a go at some sacred cows then:Starting off with The Bloody, bleeding Shawshank cunting Redemption!Gay beyond belief (and not just the bits with the Sisters), pushes plausibility to beyond even that needed to see Phil Mitchell and Max Branning as stud muffins in Eastenders. Overwrought, overlong, mawkish glop (and glop far worse than what Dufresne waded through to escape, which, since you ask and if you look, was nothing even approaching raw sewage)......and who put the poster back up after matey legged it down the tunnel.???? Fucking dog's cock!!!Spot on. I fucking hated that pile of bollocks, tim robbins and morgan freeman can both fuck right off. Just once I'd like to see freeman play an utter cunt rather than his usual avuncular wise man schtick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Stephen King overrated, that last pile of shit 'under the dome' was shocking I agree that he's overrated, but look at how many of his books have been blockbuster films. Even the aforementioned sachet of semen. Him and Tolkien got me busy as a kid though, inbetween the times I was throwing myself around the house by my own dick. His short stories are far better than his big fucking epic twenty book long opuses. For more than obvious reasons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 What are your chances of you insulting my Son, without thinking that you will ever get away with it. Care to explain what this bizarrely constructed sentence is supposed to mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Americans in general over rate.Most of them also over ate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 What are your chances of you insulting my Son, without thinking that you will ever get away with it. I'm going to say he probably is going to get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I'm going to say he probably is going to get away with it.I think the silly cunt realised that everyone thought he was a tedious wanker, and tried to drum up some hysterical sympathy from the bleeding hearts by playing the autism card. It's just a shame that no one actually said anything about his son, and he's just made himself look more deranged than usual. What a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Jazz decided to take exception to a post that was in no way, shape or form aimed at him. It's truly bizarre, and very likely fuelled by alcohol. Sound the nutter klaxon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 What are your chances of you insulting my Son, without thinking that you will ever get away with it. To be fair Jazz... even if the courts let you anywhere near your son, he's not allowed to talk to you since the Xbox controller incident....Holy fucking moly, something even more childish than Jibjab. It's a fucking font monkey.You wait you dozy cunt.. i can do much better than Font Monkey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 More repeat bollox, at least 30 times I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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