Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 58 minutes ago, scotty said: I did, gypps. Good point though, it's not enforceable after then. Actually was 3 days after the camera caught me, I got the form through today for the juvenile delinquency corrective detention, sorry, speed awareness course. Looks like it will be an online thing, 2 and a half hours apparently, so I won't have to go back to school like some naughty adolescent. God bless covid 👍👍 Just make sure you mute the microphone before commencing the Zoom "Under-the-Table Surreptitious Wank Challenge". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just make sure you mute the microphone before commencing the Zoom "Under-the-Table Surreptitious Wank Challenge". Empty your message box for fucks sake. You're missing all sorts of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Empty your message box for fucks sake. You're missing all sorts of shit. I've filed some old shit in the circular tray, much as it pains me to lose it, especially as it also had the serendipitous benefit of keeping that fucking sheep out of my in-box. Bring me up to speed, ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've filed some old shit in the circular tray, much as it pains me to lose it, especially as it also had the serendipitous benefit of keeping that fucking sheep out of my in-box. Bring me up to speed, ASAP. Surly you’ve copied all your PMs onto your fangled super computer along with every post in CC history? Get with the programme Baws and do as Eric tells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Surly you’ve copied all your PMs onto your fangled super computer along with every post in CC history? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Why not? You'd be the first jock in history not to be surly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've filed some old shit in the circular tray, much as it pains me to lose it, especially as it also had the serendipitous benefit of keeping that fucking sheep out of my in-box. Bring me up to speed, ASAP. Is it in the cooler? It’s been silent since it’s last PM bombardment on Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 13 minutes ago, scotty said: Why not? You'd be the first jock in history not to be surly. You'd be surly too if your country had a land border with 25 million English poofs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: You'd be surly too if your country had a land border with 25 million English poofs. Bitterness ill becomes you, Baws. Let it go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: "We need to get this woman to hospital". "Hospital. What is it"? "It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now"! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Hospital. What is it"? "It's a big building with patients. But that's not important". Being a jock, Baws is more likely to quote "looks like I picked a wrong week to quit drinking/sniffing glue/amphetamines...." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You'd be surly too if your country had a land border with 25 million English poofs. I could sympathise, but we have a land border with a country that has 2.5 million pissed-up ginger cunts (not counting the Krankie looking fuckers, or the Welsh) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 42 minutes ago, dave said: I could sympathise, but we have a land border with a country that has 2.5 million pissed-up ginger cunts (not counting the Krankie looking fuckers, or the Welsh) Idiotic wanker. Get off my site. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 54 minutes ago, dave said: I could sympathise, but we have a land border with a country that has 2.5 million pissed-up ginger cunts (not counting the Krankie looking fuckers, or the Welsh) The Welsh are ok except for the cunts from Fflint and Talacre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You'd be surly too if your country had a land border with 25 million English poofs. You moved here to live amongst them 7 hours ago, scotty said: Being a jock, Baws is more likely to quote "looks like I picked a wrong week to quit drinking/sniffing glue/amphetamines...." For your average porridge wog it’d be skag/crack/20 cans of tennents super Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You moved here to live amongst them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: So you’re only on Grindr to kill poofs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 07/09/2021 at 14:12, Wolfie said: Unlike you, whose 6" 4 frame stands like Geoff Capes without heels. Your latest guise – in the form of a giant cock – has never been more apt. Here I am in a world of penis fixated superminds and neither you nor any of the other virtual piranhas can comprehend why I would choose a giant cock as my avatar. Even the master supermind himself could not see the irony in him using his irony meter. What a load of total fuckwits .. oh and by the way my height is 5' 5" and my feet are big at size 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 50 minutes ago, Clavo said: Even the master supermind himself could not see the irony in him using his irony meter. Have you ever seen "Inception", Pen? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Clavo said: Here I am in a world of penis fixated superminds and neither you nor any of the other virtual piranhas can comprehend why I would choose a giant cock as my avatar. Even the master supermind himself could not see the irony in him using his irony meter. What a load of total fuckwits .. oh and by the way my height is 5' 5" and my feet are big at size 6 Tell me you’re not already drinking at midday on the Sabbath, Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 32 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Tell me you’re not already drinking at midday on the Sabbath, Pen? DRINK! DRINK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 23 hours ago, Decimus said: Idiotic wanker. Get off my site. If it is 'your site' why don't you just block me, instead of swinging your non-existent dick around, you egotistical cunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 6 hours ago, dave said: If it is 'your site' why don't you just block me, instead of swinging your non-existent dick around, you egotistical cunt? I have just found out that Decco is part of a gay comedy act .. he's the straight man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 What I'd like to know is; at what point do the BBC think that wimmins results should take precedence over mens? Looked at the results for this Saturday on the website, Premiership results first, then Scots premiership results (which is bad enough seeing that most of those teams would fucking struggle in our championship) then wimmins results, then the rest of the English league games. I remember back in the summer the headline "spurs swoop for ace striker". Great, is it Messi, Lewandowski, Lukaku? Nope. It was Spurs wimmins team buying some striker from Bury or somewhere. Just keep it separate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 17 hours ago, Clavo said: he's the straight man. Nobody will believe that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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