Eddie Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Women who like to out bloke a bloke, will happily talk about the spicy food they had last night and the subsequent rim stinging shit they just took, don't mind letting everyone know it's a particularly heavy one this month. Gets ruined in a pub and will quite happily have a piss behind a parked car, enjoys watching sport on the box including boxing etc. What wrong with being feminine, sugar and spice and all things nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Women who like to out bloke a bloke, will happily talk about the spicy food they had last night and the subsequent rim stinging shit they just took, don't mind letting everyone know it's a particularly heavy one this month. Gets ruined in a pub and will quite happily have a piss behind a parked car, enjoys watching sport on the box including boxing etc. What wrong with being feminine, sugar and spice and all things nice.I recall some bird down on the coast who would prop her fat fucking self up on the kitchen counter, spread her legs and stuff sponge and Eccles cake up her hole until it bled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I recall some bird down on the coast who would prop her fat fucking self up on the kitchen counter, spread her legs and stuff sponge and Eccles cake up her hole until it bled. Frank, where have you been you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Sounds like you know some classy ladies Eddie. Where have you been..........CroydoHn?He's been to Bamber Bridge by the sound of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Any seaside town would suffice, hen do in Blackpool would be a safe bet, however a trip to ascot next week will definitely see the ladette birds with their silly hats spark out on the floor by lunchtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Stay away from the Lamb and Flag in Hammersmith Eddie, its full of lezbeeeeonnns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Women who like to out bloke a bloke, will happily talk about the spicy food they had last night and the subsequent rim stinging shit they just took, don't mind letting everyone know it's a particularly heavy one this month. Gets ruined in a pub and will quite happily have a piss behind a parked car, enjoys watching sport on the box including boxing etc.You've met my mum then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I recall some bird down on the coast who would prop her fat fucking self up on the kitchen counter, spread her legs and stuff sponge and Eccles cake up her hole until it bled. Would that have been Brighton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Would that have been Brighton?Perhaps you'd better steer clear of Glasto this year Spot, just to be on the safe side... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I recall some bird down on the coast who would prop her fat fucking self up on the kitchen counter, spread her legs and stuff sponge and Eccles cake up her hole until it bled. Dear God! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Dear God!It's just another one of Frank's fantasies, Sticky. I'm not fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 It's just another one of Frank's fantasies, Sticky. I'm not fat.Victoria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Victoria?Never heard of him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Perhaps you'd better steer clear of Glasto this year Spot, just to be on the safe side...I'm there every year. I must be mindful of the old atomic rooster hit....... death walks behind you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 On 14/06/2015 at 11:45 AM, cuntspotter said: Would that have been Brighton? Was it here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 On 13/06/2015 at 11:47 PM, Frank said: I recall some bird down on the coast who would prop her fat fucking self up on the kitchen counter, spread her legs and stuff sponge and Eccles cake up her hole until it bled. More likely it was your civil partner and a large chocolate log. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 On 13/06/2015 at 11:47 PM, Frank said: I recall some bird down on the coast who would prop her fat fucking self up on the kitchen counter, spread her legs and stuff sponge and Eccles cake up her hole until it bled. You ‘recall’ this? Was it in the papers or on the news? No, it wasn’t. She was probably some slag you picked up that was so desperate not to have any form of sexual contact with you that she used her initiative, in a kitchen environment, and bunged herself up. Can you blame her, you gangling freak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Pen, stop resurrecting these ancient fucking shit noms. Kill yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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