cuntspotter Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Indeed, and if anyone still harbours any doubts then just imagine this bouffant-tressed abomination at the point of orgasm. It would sound like a cat having its testicles beaten to a fine powder by a banjo-wielding maniac, while a family of wolverines drag their claws down a blackboard.A bit like Kate Bush's live album. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Your old school Scotty and i have to respect that. I guess.Does that mean Scotty would buy her a kebab first? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 That Uncle Vanya production at the Chichester was a total triumph. Babs was utterly superb. Although I thought the casting of Vinny Jones as Vanya was equally inspired. His anguished soliloquy in Act IV ranks amongst the most poignant moments of English stage.I don't know. Her death as Desdemona at the hands of Jim Davidson's Othello is a moment of dramatic pathos which may never be surpassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I don't know. Her death as Desdemona at the hands of Jim Davidson's Othello is a moment of dramatic pathos which may never be surpassed.Well except by Ray Winstone's 'Macbeth'"Ahhht! Ahhht! Breif cahndle.Life, fahking mugging me orf like a walking shadow - you cahnt....n' orl vaht" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Was that the production she was understudy for Jimmy Krankie?Her 'Third bag of soiled undies from the left' in the opening scene of 'My Beautiful Laundrette' bought tears to my eyes, dahling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 she's fucking behind you ... oh no she ain't ... "treefuckingmendous" ... the telegraph on sunday"absolute tour de force" ... auto trader 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 That Uncle Vanya production at the Chichester was a total triumph. Babs was utterly superb. Although I thought the casting of Vinny Jones as Vanya was equally inspired. His anguished soliloquy in Act IV ranks amongst the most poignant moments of English stage.And there was me thinking Ray Winstones portrayal of Henry VIII was the pinnacle for British acting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 And there was me thinking Ray Winstones portrayal of Henry VIII was the pinnacle for British acting.No. That has to be Jordan's epic portrayal of all three sisters in Chekov's play of the same name at the Ullhumbra Doncaster. Many who witnessed it believed it to be a great start to their regular Wednesday night bingo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 No. That has to be Jordan's epic portrayal of all three sisters in Chekov's play of the same name at the Ullhumbra Doncaster. Many who witnessed it believed it to be a great start to their regular Wednesday night bingo.What about Cannon and Ball and their pensive and bleak performance as Vladimir and Estragon in their multi award winning record breaking run of Waiting for Godot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 What about Cannon and Ball and their pensive and bleak performance as Vladimir and Estragon in their multi award winning record breaking run of Waiting for Godot?Never saw that one but I did have the privilege of being in the A-list invited audience to Little and Large's Rosencrantz and Guilderstein are dead! Their performance was a different class to Roth and Oldman's film version of it. I believe that Gary Oldman contemplated jacking it all in because of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 What about Cannon and Ball and their pensive and bleak performance as Vladimir and Estragon in their multi award winning record breaking run of Waiting for Godot?A pale shadow of the Chuckle Brothers' archetypal interpretation a few years earlier. At no point did they actually say, "To me, to you" but the entire audience heard it nonetheless. Apparently Dustin Hoffman made 3 separate suicide attempts following its Broadway premiere. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 A pale shadow of the Chuckle Brothers' archetypal interpretation a few years earlier. At no point did they actually say, "To me, to you" but the entire audience heard it nonetheless. Apparently Dustin Hoffman made 3 separate suicide attempts following its Broadway premiere.I heard about that. However, Im the proud owner of a ticket to see Timmy Mallet in the title role of Henry IV at the Globe next month. If he can pull off a performance even half as good as his King Lear at the RSC two years ago, I will be happy as a pig in shite. And no mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Joey Essex rendition, Taming of the Shrew act 2 scene 2'Who wooed in haste, and means to wed at leisure'A wonderful experience had by all, truly moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 One of the defining moments of my life was watching Ian Beale play the lead in Kafka's The Metamorphosis, at The Prague National Theatre.A profoundly spiritual sense of numinous awe washed over me, as he loped around the stage dressed as a giant fucking beetle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I believe John Altman (East enders Nick Cotton) is being lined up to play Thomas Cromwell in Hilary Mantel's Wolf Hall and Bring up the bodies at Madison Square Gardens in the autumn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 I'm surprised no-one's mentioned Joe Pasquale's sensitive portrayal of Julian in Ibsen's Emperor and Galilean at the Old Vic. It made Gielgud's interpretation seem positively am-dram.Ah yes, I thought it was a brave use of juxtaposition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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