Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Everybody has a hobby, but this has to be cuntiest of hobbies. These cunts all believe themselves to be vocal icons, when they sound more like a victim of a mafia hitman being strangled with piano wire. The worst of the cunts are the ones that trick people into going for a pint, and they try to force you onto stage to warble about like a laryngitic cat. Cunts! Fuck right off!! If I feel like singing, I know where my shower is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 We have a saying in the trade .... They make your fucking ears bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Tuneless bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 We live in a land where people buy walking poles, bottled water and who regard a night in a Karaoke bar as entertainment.Yeah folks! That's the top of the food chain you are looking at right there! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Genuinely one of the worst nights of my life was when "friends" we were visiting took us to a bar where a Sunshine Coach of window lickers were having a karaoke night out. Everyone else was all 'Aww, aren't they clever?' and I had to keep my real thoughts about selective euthanasia firmly to myself. The worst bit was when a couple of Down's syndrome kids did a duet of "Summer Nights". In fairness, the John Travolta part was an uncanny likeness, but it was a very long time before I felt able to crack one out over Olivia Newton John again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Genuinely one of the worst nights of my life was when "friends" we were visiting took us to a bar where a Sunshine Coach of window lickers were having a karaoke night out. Everyone else was all 'Aww, aren't they clever?' and I had to keep my real thoughts about selective euthanasia firmly to myself. The worst bit was when a couple of Down's syndrome kids did a duet of "Summer Nights". In fairness, the John Travolta part was an uncanny likeness, but it was a very long time before I felt able to crack one out over Olivia Newton John again!You despicably outrageous fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Genuinely one of the worst nights of my life was when "friends" we were visiting took us to a bar where a Sunshine Coach of window lickers were having a karaoke night out. Everyone else was all 'Aww, aren't they clever?' and I had to keep my real thoughts about selective euthanasia firmly to myself. The worst bit was when a couple of Down's syndrome kids did a duet of "Summer Nights". In fairness, the John Travolta part was an uncanny likeness, but it was a very long time before I felt able to crack one out over Olivia Newton John again!That sounds like comedy gold. I presume filming wasn't allowed, what a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Karaoke cunts then tend to go onto "talent shows" where they show a wider audience what a bunch of tuneless fucks they really are and to panellists like Amanda Holden who has no musical knowledge as far as I am aware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Genuinely one of the worst nights of my life was when "friends" we were visiting took us to a bar where a Sunshine Coach of window lickers were having a karaoke night out. Everyone else was all 'Aww, aren't they clever?' and I had to keep my real thoughts about selective euthanasia firmly to myself. The worst bit was when a couple of Down's syndrome kids did a duet of "Summer Nights". In fairness, the John Travolta part was an uncanny likeness, but it was a very long time before I felt able to crack one out over Olivia Newton John again!that's a bit near the mark bawsy, in fact poor taste, I recon admin should remove that post, poor old stickers spent ages practicing his routine, and squeezing into those leather trousers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 that's a bit near the mark bawsy, in fact poor taste, I recon admin should remove that post, poor old stickers spent ages practicing his routine, and squeezing into those leather trousers.The fucking twerking was a step too far, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 The fucking twerking was a step too far, though!not for everyone agreed but the judge was up front clapping and cheering and even chucked his pants at stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 If karaoke is your hobby, then you are a cunt who deserves Simon Cowell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 not for everyone agreed but the judge was up front clapping and cheering and even chucked his pants at stickers. Did he at least clean his hands from the kebab grease that coagulated on his porky fingertips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Genuinely one of the worst nights of my life was when "friends" we were visiting took us to a bar where a Sunshine Coach of window lickers were having a karaoke night out. Everyone else was all 'Aww, aren't they clever?' and I had to keep my real thoughts about selective euthanasia firmly to myself. The worst bit was when a couple of Down's syndrome kids did a duet of "Summer Nights". In fairness, the John Travolta part was an uncanny likeness, but it was a very long time before I felt able to crack one out over Olivia Newton John again!What are window lickers? I do a very good Gypsies tramps and thieves after I've had a few tizers! Karaoke cunts then tend to go onto "talent shows" where they show a wider audience what a bunch of tuneless fucks they really are and to panellists like Amanda Holden who has no musical knowledge as far as I am aware.Amanda Holden played Shrek's girlfriend on stage in the musical Shrek. I believe she didn't need any make up. Meow!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Amanda Holden played Shrek's girlfriend on stage in the musical Shrek. I believe she didn't need any make up. Meow!!Oh my, saucer of milk, table two, please. Out of likes Gyps, but you'd have one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 This is the almost acceptable side of karaoke :-www.touretteskaraoke.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 This is the almost acceptable side of karaoke :-www.touretteskaraoke.comBrilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 that's hilarious. I'm helping the lads out with a gig in a couple of weeks - they're always pranking me so I'm thinking - "Don't wanna close my eyes fack off, I don't wanna fall asleep fack off, coz I'd miss you babe fack off, and I don't wanna miss a thing fack off." See how they like that, bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Did he at least clean his hands from the kebab grease that coagulated on his porky fingertips? nope, the cheap cunt uses that for lube when his 'life partner' visits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 nope, the cheap cunt uses that for lube when his 'life partner' visits I feel good and generous this evening, so I will not take the "vat of fisting butter" joke away from anybody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Amanda Holden played Shrek's girlfriend on stage in the musical Shrek. I believe she didn't need any make up. Meow!!Like I say,no musical knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 Karaoke cunts then tend to go onto "talent shows" where they show a wider audience what a bunch of tuneless fucks they really are and to panellists like Amanda Holden who has no musical knowledge as far as I am aware.She plays the blue-veined flute apparently 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 I thought it was the pink oboe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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