Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Why the fuck is President Obama's visit to Kenya a TEN FUCKING MINUTE lead story on the BBC News At One today? I thought the first "B" stood for "British". (Unless they've changed the acronym so that it now officially means Big Black Cock!)Oh, and while I'm on the subject, why don't the cunts smarten up a bit and stop saying "OK" and thanking each other every 2 fucking minutes? It's little fucking wonder we don't have a fucking Empire any more. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Ok. Thanks for that Baws. Now, let's go over to Judge in the gents on Clapham Common for a live action update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Ok. Thanks for that Baws. Now, lets go over to Judge in the gents on Clapham Common for a live action update.And straight after that, Jazz will be giving us a live undercover report from Broadmoor. Apparently he's gone rogue and joined the natives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 And straight after that, Jazz will be giving us a live undercover report from Broadmoor. Apparently he's gone rogue and joined the natives.His report will include an in-depth look into current affairs, with the help of shit-covered clipart printouts adorning the padded walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Its all this poxy tag team presenting that pisses me off. Two presenters finishing off the others sentences. When I was a kid we had the likes of Gordon Honeycombe reading off a sheet of paper where they would speed read and look at the camera still talking. It was perfection. None of this autocue nonsense. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Why the fuck is President Obama's visit to Kenya a TEN FUCKING MINUTE lead story on the BBC News At One today? I thought the first "B" stood for "British". (Unless they've changed the acronym so that it now officially means Big Black Cock!)Oh, and while I'm on the subject, why don't the cunts smarten up a bit and stop saying "OK" and thanking each other every 2 fucking minutes? It's little fucking wonder we don't have a fucking Empire any more.That's how a newsreader should be. Straight to the point and no fucking about. They didn't give their opinion because we didn't give a shit and they knew we didn't give a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 What the fuck is happening at the Beeb? For starters can someone unequivocally tell me what this is...Next is that guy who does the financial reporting with a voice that sl..o..w..s down and then speeds up again with weird word emphasis in his sentences. Who talks like that?Then there`s that foreign bint that hangs around piles of rubble with a flak jacket on taking pictures of abandoned toys and kids shoes.Raise the bar you cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) Its all this poxy tag team presenting that pisses me off. Two presenters finishing off the others sentences. When I was a kid we had the likes of Gordon Honeycombe reading off a sheet of paper where they would speed read and look at the camera still talking. It was perfection. None of this autocue nonsense.And then, for no apparent reason they come out from behind their desks and stand in front of a screen wall (with all the joins between the panels showing) so they can read out some tweets from sub-literate fucking vermin, hashtags and all. I've even heard them read out the occasional "LOL", the cunts! Then there`s that foreign bint that hangs around piles of rubble with a flak jacket on taking pictures of abandoned toys and kids shoes.Orla fucking Guerin. Well, there goes MY hard-on! Edited July 24, 2015 by Cuntybaws Fuck off, you quote-merging software cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Next is that guy who does the financial reporting with a voice that sl..o..w..s down and then speeds up again with weird word emphasis in his sentences. Who talks like that? I rarely watch the news on telly, but I'm guessing from bbc radio that you mean robert peston. He is painful to listen to, why any broadcaster would employ him is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Why the . (Unless they've changed the acronym so that it now officially means Big Black Cock!) it's bbc (black broadcasting company) with its bias pro jewish stance, Al Jazeera gives a more balanced view. Obviously people who have not watched al Jazeera will have something to say about that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Its all this poxy tag team presenting that pisses me off. Two presenters finishing off the others sentences. When I was a kid we had the likes of Gordon Honeycombe reading off a sheet of paper where they would speed read and look at the camera still talking. It was perfection. None of this autocue nonsense. I always quite fancied a tag team consisting of a younger Angela Rippon and Jan Leeming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) Then there`s that foreign bint that hangs around piles of rubble with a flak jacket on taking pictures of abandoned toys and kids shoes. Is ita) Orla Guerinb)Lise Doucettec) Barbara Plettd) All of the above I think the BBC's got a Bladerunner style replicant factory and is turning them out in quantity. Doom mongering grief whores with strangulated vowels that is. Edited July 24, 2015 by Terry Oblong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 And what's with this 'so-called Islamic State' pretzel talk?I heard it's so we don't offend what the rest of the world calls 'Daesh' - but the BBC won't call them that for risk of offending the cunts.Yeah - because their legal affairs department are right bastards aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Obama's in Kenya? Rupert Murdoch's lot of gormless cunts on Fox will have material for the pro nutter presidential candidates for months! "Obama Returns to his Homeland to renew his Fake Birth Certificate," Bill O'Reilly is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I dislike the fucking Beeb intensely. They should have their broadcasting license revoked and given to someone competent. Some young lads who run a pirate radio station or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Is ita) Orla Guerinb)Lise Doucettec) Barbara Plettd) All of the above I think the BBC's got a Bladerunner style replicant factory and is turning them out in quantity. Doom mongering grief whores with strangulated vowels that is. Thanks Terry, it`s b.I`ve yet to see her offer to put the kettle on or at the very least grab a brush and shovel. Lazy mare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 It's the rise of the regional accent that grinds my gears. Gone are the days where you could comprehend what was actually being communicated to you, through the tasteful Queen's English of an undercover paedophile. Now I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on, because the beeb thinks its "hip" and "down with the kids" (careful), to have a myriad of fucking unintelligible, provincial cunts polluting our screens. I don't want to listen to some Scottish tosser butcher the English language, warbling on at break neck speed, completely indifferent to the fact that no one outside of the gorbals can understand a fucking word he's saying. It's only a matter of time before newsnight is hosted by a Rastafarian who conducts the entire fucking affair in a strong Jamaican Patois. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 It's the rise of the regional accent that grinds my gears. Gone are the days where you could comprehend what was actually being communicated to you, through the tasteful Queen's English of an undercover paedophile. Now I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on, because the beeb thinks its "hip" and "down with the kids" (careful), to have a myriad of fucking unintelligible, provincial cunts polluting our screens. I don't want to listen to some Scottish tosser butcher the English language, warbling on at break neck speed, completely indifferent to the fact that no one outside of the gorbals can understand a fucking word he's saying. It's only a matter of time before newsnight is hosted by a Rastafarian who conducts the entire fucking affair in a strong Jamaican Patois.rasta mouse is the new trevor Mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 On the plus side, it appears that actual talent and ability is no longer required for the role. This is good news for the several million earnest teenagers who have run up vast student debts to pursue a degree in Media Studies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 It's the rise of the regional accent that grinds my gears. Gone are the days where you could comprehend what was actually being communicated to you, through the tasteful Queen's English of an undercover paedophile. Now I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on, because the beeb thinks its "hip" and "down with the kids" (careful), to have a myriad of fucking unintelligible, provincial cunts polluting our screens. I don't want to listen to some Scottish tosser butcher the English language, warbling on at break neck speed, completely indifferent to the fact that no one outside of the gorbals can understand a fucking word he's saying. It's only a matter of time before newsnight is hosted by a Rastafarian who conducts the entire fucking affair in a strong Jamaican Patois.We've already got Rasta mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I don't want to listen to some Scottish tosser butcher the English language, warbling on at break neck speed, completely indifferent to the fact that no one outside of the gorbals can understand a fucking word he's saying. Meet Brian Taylor, on the right - not the slimmest, best dressed, or most eloquent member of the BBC Scotland news team. I cringe every time he comes on the "proper" telly.I'd still rather shag him than Jackie Bird, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Meet Brian Taylor, on the right - not the slimmest, best dressed, or most eloquent member of the BBC Scotland news team. I cringe every time he comes on the "proper" telly.I'd still rather shag him than Jackie Bird, though!yup, me too, far bigger tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 It's only a matter of time before newsnight is hosted by a Rastafarian who conducts the entire fucking affair in a strong Jamaican Patois.Its already happening mate. Neil Nunes.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8304155/Who-has-the-most-irritating-radio-voice.htmlIf you haven't heard him, do a quick youtube. He's absolutely terrible, even worse than Robert Peston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Thanks Terry, it`s b.I`ve yet to see her offer to put the kettle on or at the very least grab a brush and shovel. Lazy mare. I knew it was one of those three. Great picture of the grief mongering moose shagger. From her body language She seems to be saying "I'm wearing a vest, come and have a go" which doesn't strike me as very clever. There's plenty of rounds that will go through one of those like a hot knife through butter. Edited July 25, 2015 by Terry Oblong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I knew it was one of those three. Great picture of the grief mongering moose shagger. From her body language She seems to be saying "I'm wearing a vest, come and have a go" which doesn't strike me as very clever. There's plenty of rounds that will go through one of those like a hot knife through butter.What happens when you press where it says "Press"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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