cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Soo, I remember when 'our Cilla' set up a psychic phoneline - I decided to call her hotline because I had 'man troubles'- I was expecting her to use her psychic powers to guide me, but I got some bloke on the phone, then the hotline was removed - I am not sure why, but me reading was ruddy crap......... and Justin Toper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Apple, pleased to see you are still alive. Although we did have a whip round for you when we thought you'd gone to the great penny lane in the sky. Can I get my money back?I didn't have a very good start to the year and had my mind on other things but thought it was time to grace the corridors of CC again, especially with an Ashes series here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I didn't have a very good start to the year and had my mind on other things but thought it was time to grace the corridors of CC again, especially with an Ashes series here.it's good to see you here. Hope things have turned the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Come in number 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 it's good to see you here. Hope things have turned the corner.Yes and no but remaining optimistic, would love to take a 3-1 lead in the Ashes and regain them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 I didn't have a very good start to the year and had my mind on other things but thought it was time to grace the corridors of CC again, especially with an Ashes series here.You not being here with words of hope has I believe meant that my recovery from major surgery has been a little slower than it otherwise would have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 You not being here with words of hope has I believe meant that my recovery from major surgery has been a little slower than it otherwise would have been.How did the reassignment go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 You not being here with words of hope has I believe meant that my recovery from major surgery has been a little slower than it otherwise would have been."words of hope", lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Katie Hopkins has sparked outrage after criticising celebrities who have been paying tribute to Cilla Black on social media saying they were in a 'rush to gush', nice 1 Unfortunately, this annoying cuntbag is quite often right... she said stuff about fat cunts being lazy and greedy before and got shot down for that... even though she admits she was a fat cow before and it was all her own fault... and there was something about "the parents are to blame" on something... She's right more than The Cunt Blair was anyway.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Unfortunately, this annoying cuntbag is quite often right... she said stuff about fat cunts being lazy and greedy before and got shot down for that... even though she admits she was a fat cow before and it was all her own fault... and there was something about "the parents are to blame" on something... She's right more than The Cunt Blair was anyway.... Along with Janet Street-Sweeper and Jeremy Clarkson she is annoying but I like it when she slags people off. I mean after all that's what we do on CC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Along with Janet Street-Sweeper and Jeremy Clarkson she is annoying but I like it when she slags people off. I mean after all that's what we do on CC Yes but on here the piss-take is done tastefully and with surgeon like precision.Hopkins is a crass amateur and a cunt of epic proportions in comparison....also I think she may even believe she is talking sense...I could be wrong and it could all be an act but I dunno, can anyone be that stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 ........................ can anyone be that stupid May I present.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 ....but I dunno, can anyone be that stupid Jesus is nailing himself back on his cross at thought of that question being asked. The entire reason the Corner exists is because people can be that stupid...and then some! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 May I present.... he aint the stupid one, its us cunts that voted for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 he aint the stupid one, its us cunts that voted for him.speak for yourself... it was obvious from Day 1 he was a fucking cunt, no-one with any sense would even contemplate voting for him, nevermind actually go through with it... proves theres too many pricks in this country, we might be better folding the cards, binning a few million and draft in some illegals, can't be any worse at decision making... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 Along with Janet Street-Sweeper and Jeremy Clarkson she is annoying but I like it when she slags people off. I mean after all that's what we do on CC Yes but on here the piss-take is done tastefully and with surgeon like precision.Hopkins is a crass amateur and a cunt of epic proportions in comparison....also I think she may even believe she is talking sense...I could be wrong and it could all be an act but I dunno, can anyone be that stupid Stick around on this site and you'll see a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 ProfB is wondering if Angela Mary Rippon OBE (born 12 October 1944) is anything to do with Cilla Black AKA Priscilla White?Books[edit]In the early 1980s, Rippon wrote a series of children's books about a character called "Victoria Plum" that was published by Purnell and Sons. Victoria Plum was a tree fairy in "the Great Wood". Merchandise and a Christmas annual were released following the second series.[21] 1n 1982, she wrote a book Mark Phillips: The Man and His Horses, about the Princess Royal's then husband. Rippon has since written keep-fit guides for older people, including Stay Active, Stay Supple, Stay Healthy.I TOLD YOUI think I am the interlekt of the corner?Whats that got to do with Cilla Black you fucking twat?Fuck off now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 ProfB is wondering if Angela Mary Rippon OBE (born 12 October 1944) is anything to do with Cilla Black AKA Priscilla White?Books[edit]In the early 1980s, Rippon wrote a series of children's books about a character called "Victoria Plum" that was published by Purnell and Sons. Victoria Plum was a tree fairy in "the Great Wood". Merchandise and a Christmas annual were released following the second series.[21] 1n 1982, she wrote a book Mark Phillips: The Man and His Horses, about the Princess Royal's then husband. Rippon has since written keep-fit guides for older people, including Stay Active, Stay Supple, Stay Healthy.I TOLD YOUI think I am the interlekt of the corner?Stop sniffing whatever the fuck it is and wake up ffs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Yes and no but remaining optimistic, would love to take a 3-1 lead in the Ashes and regain them.Sure did that but I think Australia playing badly won them for us, I don't think there is any difference between us and them, they may just edge it competitively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Sure did that but I think Australia playing badly won them for us, I don't think there is any difference between us and them, they may just edge it competitively.You got the right thread here Scuffers or was Cilla a big cricket fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 You got the right thread here Scuffers or was Cilla a big cricket fan?She may have been but it looks like I've drifted off course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I am wondering why if Chilla was half deaf & half blind & soo very poorly why she was left on her tod for hours on end - no carer or butler?.That's a very good question. Perhaps it's because she looked like a cross between a hamster and a scrotum on a cold winter's morning, and sounded as if she had evolved from seagulls rather than apes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 A plan to rob Cilla's house during her funeral has been foiled. I guess the Plod in Buckinghamshire just don't have any respect for the old Scouse traditions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Comparing Cilla Black to the Beatles is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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