cuntspotter Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Surprise, Surprise! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I reckon that afrikaner dentist shot her for the ivory. #rip.cecil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Surprise, Surprise!Cilla Black arrived at the Pearly Gates, and St Peter said "What's your name, and where do you come from?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 She's in hell getting bummed by John Lennon like it's 1963 the dirty Scotty road slapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 What's it all about Alfie? I'm surprise surprised to see this one nommed on the corner. Anyone who had a heart would leave the poor lass alone. Something tells me there's gonna be a few more comments though. Blind dates are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Surprise, Surprise!One less ginger cunt in the world. Let's hope no cunt is stupid enough to buy the "charity single" that will no doubt be released any time now.I see that Jimmy Tarbuck has already popped up with a comprehensive eulogy. Not like a professional Scouser to miss an opportunity for some publicity, eh? You're next, Jimmy you cunt, you're next!#FuckThe96 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I thought she died years ago...... sometime around 7.30pm on ITV.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 wait for it ! ... the now obligatory minutes silence .... flowers all over scotty road ... state funeral ... statue outside lime street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 It's been a bad week for orange things with big teeth. First Cecil, now Cilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 It's been a bad week for orange things with big teeth. First Cecil, now Cilla.Chris next, go on, please tell me it's Chris next...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 She's in hell getting bummed by John Lennon like it's 1963 the dirty Scotty road slapper.Wrong location for John. The news did come as a bit of a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Surprise, Surprise!Step inside love .. Satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I used to sing this in the girl's toilets at skool.I thought you sang "Anyone who has a cock"....?? *ducks and runs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 It's been a bad week for orange things with big teeth. First Cecil, now Cilla.Dale Winton's probably shitting himself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Dale Winton's probably shitting himselfSo far this week from the world of music, that's Bobbi Brown and Cilla Black. Professor Green and Jason Orange must really be shitting themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Surprised to see this nom. But the biggest cunt in all this saga is the realisation that the flipper chinned Forsyth is stll managing to keep his corpse like body going. Its been a bad couple of days for celebrities what with Stuart Baggs and now Cilla. The press say that she was in good health apart from her hearing, which on a positive note fully explains the reason why she couldn't sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 So far this week from the world of music, that's Bobbi Brown and Cilla Black. Professor Green and Jason Orange must really be shitting themselves It's getting like celebrity snooker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Game over. Somebodies just buried the black, corner pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Game over. Somebodies just buried the black, corner pocketLenny Henry's dead? You've just made my morning/week/life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Every cloud.........the worlds ivory shortage solved in one easy go,That cunt God works in mysterious ways,A bad week for dentists all round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Katie Hopkins has sparked outrage after criticising celebrities who have been paying tribute to Cilla Black on social media saying they were in a 'rush to gush', nice 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Proud Liverpudlian dies at her home in Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Wrong location for John.The news did come as a bit of a surprise.Apple, pleased to see you are still alive. Although we did have a whip round for you when we thought you'd gone to the great penny lane in the sky. Can I get my money back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Katie Hopkins has sparked outrage after criticising celebrities who have been paying tribute to Cilla Black on social media saying they were in a 'rush to gush', nice 1 Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Katie Hopkins has sparked outrage after criticising celebrities who have been paying tribute to Cilla Black on social media saying they were in a 'rush to gush', nice 1 Now there is a woman who has created an objectionable trolling "shock jock" ID for herself and is coining it in. I believe that one day she will clatter into the amassing consequences of these moronic and offensive pronouncements ... With interesting outcomes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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