Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Where the fuck is Jacko when you need him in a thread?He'd salivate like a hungry dog seeing this hilarity unfold, before ripping this sniveling wretch to cunt-shreds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Where the fuck did I suggest he "gets twatting"...?2-7 on it's Pen..... after listening to the neighbours tweenies going "gangstah brah"..It's definately not Prof... I can understand it, sort of... Deci.. careful with those mentions of pre-teen school girls.. you'll be getting Prof banned again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Someone needs to get his rocks offAs ever, Neil, you are the voice of reason. Your peace loving wanking philosophy is an inspiration to us all. We should send you out as our CC ambassador to the Middle East.ISIS? No fucking problem, you'll have them tossing off into old BHS socks so often they won't have time to massacre anyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 As ever, Neil, you are the voice of reason. Your peace loving wanking philosophy is an inspiration to us all. We should send you out as our CC ambassador to the Middle East.ISIS? No fucking problem, you'll have them tossing off into old BHS socks so often they won't have time to massacre anyone.you know it ,wanking is nature's cannabis,I've never seen a bloke not lay back with a fucking huge grin on his chops after emptying his sack.This would solve all the world's conflicts,if only they'd drop their guns and grab their todgers the world would be a better (although stickier)place.Why use an AK 47 when you can use a single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 you know it ,wanking is nature's cannabis,I've never seen a bloke not lay back with a fucking huge grin on his chops after emptying his sack.This would solve all the world's conflicts,if only they'd drop their guns and grab their todgers the world would be a better (although stickier)place.Why use an AK 47 when you can use a single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle?They don't call you "the tugging Ghandi" for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 I've never seen a bloke not lay back with a fucking huge grin on his chops after emptying his sack.I've never seen another bloke empty his sack.You might want to rephrase that unless there is something you want to tell us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 I don't think that new bloke is coming back.It's a shame, because I really thought we were getting on well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 I've never seen another bloke empty his sack.You might want to rephrase that unless there is something you want to tell us.You've never watched a bluey?,You've never been on the internet and watched porn?.If the answer to these 2 questions is no then I can only conclude you are a fucking hermit,virgin,monk living in solitude with a cooker,a bog and a broadband connection solely used for Cunts Corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 You've never watched a bluey?,You've never been on the internet and watched porn?.If the answer to these 2 questions is no then I can only conclude you are a fucking hermit,virgin,monk living in solitude with a cooker,a bog and a broadband connection solely used for Cunts Corner!Of course I've seen them Neil,I tend to concentrate more on what the woman's doing and most cum shots I've seen are normally close ups off some bitches face having a load dumped over it. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Oh no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 I don't think that new bloke is coming back.It's a shame, because I really thought we were getting on well.Clocked this one registering yesterday. The phrase "Fuck off, Wad!" came to mind for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 CuntmasterG can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 CuntmasterG, here it is plain and simple, move to Syria, join isis and then wear a t shirt with mohammed is a paedo and gay written on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 31, 2015 Report Share Posted August 31, 2015 CuntmasterG, here it is plain and simple, move to Syria, join isis and then wear a t shirt with mohammed is a paedo and gay written on it.Either He/She will get beheaded or start a new line of t-shirts for the modern Muslim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 There's a programme on now on ITV with Geri Horrorwell talking about her favourite subject: her. And she's actually achieved something that she didn't achieve in the past: actually looking younger than her mum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a programme on now on ITV with Geri Horrorwell talking about her favourite subject: her. And she's actually achieved something that she didn't achieve in the past: actually looking younger than her mum. Saucer of milk for table two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 If Robbie Williams turned her down saying she was a strange kind of girl, then she's definately fucking wierd... he'd fuck a rusty hole in the front wing of a Chevette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 "The only way that I want to see Geri Halliwell draped in a Union Jack again is if she dies in battle." - Frankie Boyle. A good line. But Boyle could have at least had the basic good fucking manners to use Gerald's full name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Saucer of milk for table two. Sorry but she really pushed my buttons. She had an opinion on everything and she didn't stop fucking yakking about herself. Mediocre singer, uninteresting person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry but she really pushed my buttons. She had an opinion on everything and she didn't stop fucking yakking about herself. Mediocre singer, uninteresting person. True, but often looked shaggable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 41 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: True, but often looked shaggable. After a few pints of Boddies my grandpa used to say the same about thatcher .. so there you go ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 51 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: After a few pints of Boddies my grandpa used to say the same about thatcher .. so there you go ! I'm sure Dennis Thatcher would have been an absolute gentleman to your grandpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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