Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Just heard about this today. I would rather cut off my ears and fill the holes with boiled lead and sugar than hear these warbling witches again.I am sure they will try to squeeze any last possible money out of it before Geri Halliwell has to draw her pension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I don't know if anybody may have heard this before but........they could all be described as ..............Old Spice now. fnar, fnar. lol, ho, ho And my username is probably appropriate for them all apart from the sporty lesbo one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I can't see this happening in 2015. It'll take at least a year to empty the sperm out of them and re inflate Posh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I can't see this happening in 2015. It'll take at least a year to empty the sperm out of them and re inflate Posh. They say that Posh won't be joining them on tour. Seems she has other business interests to attend to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 They say that Posh won't be joining them on tour. Seems she has other business interests to attend to.....and rickets by the look of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Bring out your dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Baby would still get it.Wait, let me re-phrase that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Baby would still get it.Wait, let me re-phrase that...Now then now then Nocti. What have we got here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Baby would still get it.Wait, let me re-phrase that...Three-pinter at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 They say that Posh won't be joining them on tour. Seems she has other business interests to attend to.Or maybe the rest of them think she's a cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Posh would just fall thru the boards on the stage anyway... there's usually about a 2 mill gap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 They say that Posh won't be joining them on tour. Seems she has other business interests to attend to.Not because she can't sing then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Not because she can't sing then?Why the fuck would that exclude Posh only...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Not because she can't sing then?None of them can sing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Baby would still get it.Wait, let me re-phrase that...agreed. She was the only one of them that didn't inspire people to rampage over the countryside with meat cleavers and razor wire nooses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Three-pinter at best.I beg to differ Sir....she is still in fine form...although the sporty twat was my preferred choice for carnality...Didn't now she was batting for the other side though...what a waste of fine womanhood, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I get to see Bunton in a miniskirt, then I have no problem with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 The northern one with big tits is the only one that could have given me a chubby but as soon as she spoke the button mushroom returned,wouldn't have minded trying to change the scousers mind and try to get her back on solids but that was 20 fucking years ago,wouldn't get a rise on with any of 'em these days,who's gonna sponsor the tour,the kennel club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 They weren't a patch on the Belle Stars or The Go Go's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Or L7,at least we got to see her snatch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 L7 were good but big mistake re-forming last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 None of them can sing!fair point, but posh is completely tone deaf due to malnourishment of the ear canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 They are going to need to rebrand somewhat, perhaps saggy spice, wrinkly spice and wet leather bucket spice would be suitable monikers for them to choose from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Dried(up) SpiceBitter SpiceWierd SpiceSappho SpiceScraggy SpiceCome on then... must be better than that... although I think Bitter Spice will take some beating... (Neil.. no... don't...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Comparing the Spice Girls to The Beatles is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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