camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 You should have insisted on a japanese snipers helmetIs there a double meaning to that gobbler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Is there a double meaning to that gobbler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 If there is please share it. I've led a pure and goodly life(flutters eye lashes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 And don't get me started on those OAP Syrian cunts that make their children carry them thousands of miles across deserts and continents just so they can get a pensioner meal deal in 'Spoons.And don't get me started on those risible cunts that are more than comfortable with risking not only their own lives, but also that of their own offspring's and spouse's attempting to cross a notoriously dangerous stretch of water between 'friendly' Turkey and Greece in a cheap and flimsy inflatable rubber dinghy, insane. And all for a slice the benefits bounty the German government have promised to shower upon them. All ulimately funded using EU money extracted by force from it's contently obedient and compliant minion tax slave proletariat .... I might add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 Errr ...... no.it'll be the best 20 seconds of your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 Fatboy, I would rather pleasure myself with a powdered glass filled condom .. a previously used one dipped in arse gravy and haemoroid juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 Fatboy, I would rather pleasure myself with a powdered glass filled condom .. a previously used one dipped in arse gravy and haemoroid juice.you sure Gobbler, Fatty sounds like quite a catch especially if the mothering instinct is strong....think of all those shitstained nappy's and breastfeeding involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 Fatboy, I would rather pleasure myself with a powdered glass filled condom .. a previously used one dipped in arse gravy and haemoroid juice.I hope you don't speak from experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 you sure Gobbler, Fatty sounds like quite a catch especially if the mothering instinct is strong....think of all those shitstained nappy's and breastfeeding involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Thought the local sewage works had backed up the other day. Turns out it was the wind blowing past the Post Office pension queue. Our local sewage farm is called Slack Valley and that is pukka. Anyway, pensioners are cunts for another 7 years until I get to 65. You cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 This dozy cunt climbed the wall into the zoo to avoid paying for a ticket "Visitor mauled to death by tiger in Ningbo zoo in China "A man has been mauled to death by a tiger after he entered its enclosure at a zoo in eastern China. The tiger was then shot dead by a special forces unit from the local police, in the Sunday incident at the Youngor Zoo in the city of Ningbo. The man was rushed to the nearest hospital where he was pronounced dead. He had climbed over the zoo's walls to avoid paying for a ticket, and landed in the tiger enclosure, local tourism authorities said in a statement. The zoo was closed to visitors after the attack. State broadcaster CCTV said it remained closed on Monday.". BBC New .. link would not work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 No wonder some animals are close to extinction when cunts,albeit dead in his case,are about. He should of been shot,not the Tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: No wonder some animals are close to extinction when cunts,albeit dead in his case,are about. He should of been shot,not the Tiger. We can only hope that the poor tiger enjoyed his last meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 20 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: We can only hope that the poor tiger enjoyed his last meal. I bet he was hungry again 10 minutes later. Chinese always gives me the shits though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 The perfect opportunity to recycle once again one of my favourite jokes of all time. Q. What do you get if you cross an Eton school boy with a polar bear? A. A polar bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Gurt said: I bet he was hungry again 10 minutes later. Chinese always gives me the shits though. That's because the cunts have probably fed you your neighbour's pets. Always check the bins for dog collars before ordering anything other than flied lice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Snatch said: No wonder some animals are close to extinction when cunts,albeit dead in his case,are about. He should of been shot,not the Tiger. I should imagine the tiger's bones and teeth are being ground down for aphrodisiacs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: That's because the cunts have probably fed you your neighbour's pets. Always check the bins for dog collars before ordering anything other than flied lice. True story, the chinese where I used to live had a flat roof, before they opened up there was a normal cafe there and the towns 200 pigeons... within a few months there were almost no pigeons left and these would never land on that building anymore. Unfortunately the chicken fried didn't taste as good afterwards though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: True story, the chinese where I used to live had a flat roof, before they opened up there was a normal cafe there and the towns 200 pigeons... within a few months there were almost no pigeons left and these would never land on that building anymore. Unfortunately the chicken fried didn't taste as good afterwards though.... Fascinating. Now shut it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fascinating. Now shut it. Works everytime. You thick little fucking pavlov dog, now go shag Decs' leg. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The perfect opportunity to recycle once again one of my favourite jokes of all time. Q. What do you get if you cross an Eton school boy with a polar bear? A. A polar bear. Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 That reminds me, those fucking muzzies are like the british weather, either sunni or shiite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 What do you get when you cross a 7ft pole with a train? A. His head on one side of the track, his body in the middle and his legs on the other side of the track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 Think of the grandkids Gobble, that was probably all their pocket money and you go and ruin their dreams to make their tight old cunt of a grandmother happy. What you selling on ebay ?...is it a state of the art dildo that has only been used on special occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Fender777 said: Think of the grandkids Gobble, that was probably all their pocket money and you go and ruin their dreams to make their tight old cunt of a grandmother happy. What you selling on ebay ?...is it a state of the art dildo that has only been used on special occasions. Reported for the nun not having bigger tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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