Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 I don't think I really need to expand much more on this, but I have just spent 20 minutes with a nail brush ensuring all traces of crap are gone. Soppy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Soppy cunt?Stupid careless cunt more like it.I am more concerned with how many fingers were involved. You may have been going at your own arse like someone trying to steal gumballs from a machine, you dirty bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Soppy cunt?Stupid careless cunt more like it.I am more concerned with how many fingers were involved. You may have been going at your own arse like someone trying to steal gumballs from a machine, you dirty bastard.It's not as bad as you imagine, it was just a very small part of one finger. I wasn't trying to give myself a fisting or anything like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 It's not as bad as you imagine, it was just a very small part of one finger. I wasn't trying to give myself a fisting or anything like that.the judge has got a chubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Remember that San Isal bog roll with a surface like polished glass? Not much chance of your finger nails going through it. Mind you, it slipped right up your back and left you with your very own skunk stripe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Whoever invented Isal was a sado/masochistic arse hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Whoever invented Isal was a sado/masochistic arse hole.Or arsewipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 this problem is easily solved by installation of a bidet.....which can also then double up to provide a nice cool drinking fountain, ecologically friendlier too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 I once got shit under my toenails which is a far more interesting story, albeit not one that I'm prepared to share with you cunts.I miss Peacock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Remember that San Isal bog roll with a surface like polished glass? Not much chance of your finger nails going through it. Mind you, it slipped right up your back and left you with your very own skunk stripe.Gobbler, you say the most erotic things. If I weren't already married, I would ask if you fancy a bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Gobbler, you say the most erotic things. If I weren't already married, I would ask if you fancy a bum. Wiz you are a love albatross. I once got shit under my toenails which is a far more interesting story, albeit not one that I'm prepared to share with you cunts.I miss Peacock...Come on bawsy, feel free to share. You can trust us to listen intently and comment with kindness. The cunts of the corner are here for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Remember that San Isal bog roll with a surface like polished glass? Not much chance of your finger nails going through it. Mind you, it slipped right up your back and left you with your very own skunk stripe.Gobbler you ignorant cunt...it has been well established by now that one side was for wiping and the other shiny surface was for buffing ones anus post-wipe. The idea never caught on except in the military, I remember it well before we all became soft and pampered...now its all soothing balm infused bogpaper and aloe vera...always the fucking aloe vera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Gobbler you ignorant cunt...it has been well established by now that one side was for wiping and the other shiny surface was for buffing ones anus post-wipe. The idea never caught on except in the military, I remember it well before we all became soft and pampered...now its all soothing balm infused bogpaper and aloe vera...always the fucking aloe vera Who is this Vera I keep hearing about and why does everyone say hello to her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Gobbler you ignorant cunt...it has been well established by now that one side was for wiping and the other shiny surface was for buffing ones anus post-wipe. The idea never caught on except in the military, I remember it well before we all became soft and pampered...now its all soothing balm infused bogpaper and aloe vera...always the fucking aloe vera Try Domestos Infused Butt Tissue For Real Men, and anal bleaching)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Try Domestos Infused Butt Tissue For Real Men, and anal bleaching)!I didn't know you used the 99p store value brand as well...what a fucking coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 That Izal stuff just smeared it around a bit, never removed it - the arsewipe of choice for all 'H' Block prisoners apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 I didn't know you used the 99p store value brand as well...what a fucking coincidence. You saying that is so random it can't possibly be coincidence, it must be one of those strange paranormal events. Are you a medium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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