Decimus Posted October 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 The burning question is...Is your sister fit?She's fit as a butchers dog, Bomber. A gigantic, slobbering St. Bernard who's developed serious alcoholic tendencies after tapping its brandy barrel for an inordinate amount of time. Saying that, I'd still fuck her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I stick my nose in to see what's what, and Frank and Tot are back !!! Thank fuck, with a few exceptions here and there the last 2-3 months of CC has been a tedious pile of steaming shite. Have they both been banned again yet ?Welcome back Jacko, you cunt ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I stick my nose in to see what's what, and Frank and Tot are back !!! Thank fuck, with a few exceptions here and there the last 2-3 months of CC has been a tedious pile of steaming shite. Have they both been banned again yet ?Tot has, frank's still partying. Next time you decide to honour us with your presence jacko, check your pmail. Got a corker of a book to recommend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Welcome back Jacko, you cunt ;)Thanks Ape, glad to see you've been still laying in to newbies - good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Tot has, frank's still partying.Next time you decide to honour us with your presence jacko, check your pmail. Got a corker of a book to recommend.Will do Scotty, checking it now. Got one for you too. You were right about my illness - I died of cancer 2 months ago, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I don't always wear my hat. Never a knee jerk, just been playing you along the last 8 months you dopey cunt. Of course, no apologies you thick cunt.Proper you stupefied fucking idiot. Pull yourself together man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Ok, let's not get carried away - it'll all end in tears...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Ok, let's not get carried away - it'll all end in tears......Or more likely somebody sulking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Suck my cock......hard.blimey proper , have you been on the stella all afternoon ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Suck my cock......hard.Proper is now an admin? Now there's an act of deranged cuntery if ever there was. Let me be the first to offer congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 It's all rather silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Suck my cock......hard.The tetchiness of some punters is quite remarkable. I didn't have you down as a thickster too Proper. We're all friends here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 The tetchiness of some punters is quite remarkable. I didn't have you down as a thickster too Proper. We're all friends here. Speak for yourself. I think you're a fucking cunt, nothing more, but possibly much less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 It's only a website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Proper is now an admin? Now there's an act of deranged cuntery if ever there was. Let me be the first to offer congratulations!PK's hacked the fucking site! ADMIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Proper is now an admin? Now there's an act of deranged cuntery if ever there was. Let me be the first to offer congratulations!Proper hasn't been able to administer his own wife's fanny for the past 25 years, let alone wear a fucking hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Someone'll lose a fucking eye soon.......at least they will if I get my way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 blimey proper , have you been on the stella all afternoon ?No, but I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 No, but I have.You never go off the Stella, so that's not a big leap, there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You never go off the Stella, so that's not a big leap, there. I've been on the Stella Cidre all day. Suppose it's time to battre the wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Will do Scotty, checking it now. Got one for you too. You were right about my illness - I died of cancer 2 months ago, If your posts were anything to go by before you finally passed, I'd assumed it was a combination of Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, non-washing and alcoholic poisoning.Drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 The tetchiness of some punters is quite remarkable. I didn't have you down as a thickster too Proper. We're all friends here. That has always been a source of comfort to me........................ Abide with meeeee fast faaaaaallls the eventide.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 If your posts were anything to go by before you finally passed, I'd assumed it was a combination of Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, non-washing and alcoholic poisoning.Drunk. An astute observation. Here was me thinking that your brain had been addled by quaffing France's finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 On 19 October 2015 at 08:27:11, Decimus said: So, this saturday, I had the pleasure of hosting my sister, her drip of a husband, and her cunt son. I can just about handle my sister, she's prozac'd out of her tiny brain half of the time and pissed out of her skull the other. Her husband is the sort of wet fish described by bomber in his dreadlocks thread. Whilst he hasn't opted for the full Marley, he's a Billy Bragg loving, vegan twat. My nephew, the speccy little prick, is perhaps the biggest cunt I have yet to ever encounter. I realise it's not entirely normal to hate a 9 year old, but he's a fucking tyrant. Tell the cunt to sit down, he'll stand up and piss over the carpet. Tell him to go to sleep, and before you know it he's invited the local junkies round and you find yourself awake at two in the morning listening to jungle music. Apparently though, he can't help it, because he's been diagnosed with oppositional defiant disorder. It's a genuine psychological disorder apparently, where a child cannot help it but to not do what he's told. I thought my sister was fucking having me on until I googled it. Another example of wet blanket Britain, where a cunt can no longer be called a cunt because there's always some sort of pseudo-psychological crutch for them to lean on. He's just a naughty little shit, but one who will unfortunately now think that is acceptable because he's got "a disease". I fucking despair. P.S. Before you crack another "hilarious" Norfolk joke, Drew, the reason that the kid is a humongous cunt is not because he is the product of incest between my sister and I. Not ONLY because of that, but it helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Norfolk isn't the only centre of incest in uk, they quite like a lot of ahem, "brotherly love" in Kemptown, Brighton, so I had heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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