Guest luke swarm Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 So its that time of year again when the great and good get rewarded for all the altruistic and humanistic work they have done in the service of their fellow citizens. Lets have a couple of examples shall we to see who we can look up to and adapt as role models. Lin Homer: head of Inland Revenue, previously head of borders agency. She has done good work in both areas and we are getting the benefits of this work as we speak. Immigration and border checks as well as monitoring asylum seekers and refugees, well that's running as sweet as a nut .The Tax Office....well another success story, sold off all their building to a company based in the tax haven of Bermuda, we now rent back from them at exorbitant rates and revolutionised the call centre so call waiting times are a mere 45 mins to 1.30 hours. Lynton Crosby: the Australian election campaign genius from OZ who masterminded the tory campaign. A low life cunt who has brought British politics to a new low {was that possible you ask} His modus operandi is negative campaigning...smear the opposition and dig up any dirt, real and imagined. A true low life parasite that now is part of the inner circle of power in our government. Apparently he was paid £500,000 for this as well. All in all there are 30 Tory MPs , Organisers and Donors among this august assembly.....As well as scores of Senior Civil Servants and other sycophantic cockwipes. Much has been said here on CC about Barbara Windsor but unbelievably a gong has also gone to that mockney cunt, Goldie, what notable contribution has he made to mankind. I do not think that the Tory bastards care what anyone thinks anymore. this is starting to make the Blair years seem like halcyon days as slides into utter corruption. Full list here. http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjL8_-08IXKAhVKAxoKHchICYMQqQIIKDAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fpolitics%2Fnew-years-honours-almost-30-tory-party-members-or-supporters-receive-awards-amid-accusations-of-a6791366.html&usg=AFQjCNHGymxPEHYdCDbmEvJRu-HDEQAOxw&bvm=bv.110151844,d.d2s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 They've forgotten my M.B.E again. I'm getting a little tired of this now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 I cannot fault Luke's post. But he is still a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Who gives a toss about this nonsense, Jimmy Savile was knighted in the Queen’s Birthday Honours list in 1990 - an award which followed the OBE he was given for services to charity and broadcasting in 1971. He was known to be a fucking monster yet the establishment protected him , even honoured him, the list is like a who's who of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 The honours system descended into farce when it started to include sadistic cunts like Nicolae Ceaușescu and Robert Mugabe. I pissed myself last year when it came light that an OBE had been awarded to professional walt and phoney martial arts expert "Professor" Alan Thornton who had been nominated by a fellow walt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Barbara Windsor was married to Ronnie Knight an obnoxious London villain.Indeed she she spent most of her time with low-lifes and the paedophile Kray nonces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Outdated, irrelevant, fucking shite. Anyone with even an ounce of self-respect or dignity would refuse these worthless fucking trinkets. Hang on....self-respect and dignity? Celebrities, sportspeople and politicians? What the fuck am I on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Barbara Windsor was married to Ronnie Knight an obnoxious London villain.Indeed she she spent most of her time with low-life's and the paedophile Kray nonces. Its PEADOPHILE you thick golf playing iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 52 minutes ago, Punkape said: Barbara Windsor was married to Ronnie Knight an obnoxious London villain.Indeed she she spent most of her time with low-life's and the paedophile Kray nonces. Krays ran a paedophile ring supplying boys to the establishment, still could leave your front door open in them days, as long as you did not have a prepubescent boy in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 35 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: The honours system descended into farce when it started to include sadistic cunts like Nicolae Ceaușescu and Robert Mugabe. I pissed myself last year when it came light that an OBE had been awarded to professional walt and phoney martial arts expert "Professor" Alan Thornton who had been nominated by a fellow walt. At least Ceausescu did a bit of good. I don't think we had aggressive Roma beggars all over the gaff while he was head honcho of Romania. Mugabe is someone the word cunt was invented for, second only to Idi Amin for kickstarting our immigration mayhem and declaring himself King of Scotland. I think awards should only be given after the recipients death and after an in-depth check into the past of the potential recipient. If you are in the old boys club, it is difficult to dodge a gong. The other cunts are those that are so profligate they chuck money at politicians. Cunts the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 I reckon that squeaky cunt Windsor's a good outside bet for the 2016 Cunts Corner Dead Pool, but all the smart money is currently heading Malala's way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I reckon that squeaky cunt Windsor's a good outside bet for the 2016 Cunts Corner Dead Pool, but all the smart money is currently heading Malala's way. I would like to put my fiver on Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. 94 and with a few health scares in 2015 it's got a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I reckon that squeaky cunt Windsor's a good outside bet for the 2016 Cunts Corner Dead Pool, but all the smart money is currently heading Malala's way. No chance, she's probably got 24 hours a day protection from the fucking SAS. The walking, talking photo opportunity has to be kept safe at all costs to ensure she continues to tell us how we should be living our lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 They're rendered completely fucking worthless by how they're dished out to any cunt these days. You're just as likely to get one of them as you are denture marks on your cock from Frank's Mum. God rest her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 8 minutes ago, nocti said: They're rendered completely fucking worthless by how they're dished out to any cunt these days. You're just as likely to get one of them as you are denture marks on your cock from Frank's Mum. God rest her. I see Chris Froome got one. He'll have to dig out his British passport, forget he's actually Kenyan and come over from Monaco for a few days to get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 50 minutes ago, MikeD said: No chance, she's probably got 24 hours a day protection from the fucking SAS. The walking, talking photo opportunity has to be kept safe at all costs to ensure she continues to tell us how we should be living our lives. Are you ok Mike.......you haven't been anywhere near the Manchester area have you.....its just that you are talking like a complete numbskull and I am fearful that you may have contracted Mankyitis, A northern disease prevalent in that area carried by cunts who attend too many right wing meetings in backstreet gaslight boozers whilst they ingest warm flat shitty beer .......it can be cured you but I am afraid its a painful remedy involving baseball bats and accelerants. Get yourself checked out for gods sake as Frank would be distraught should you perish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Its PEADOPHILE you thick golf playing iron. Get a grip Scrotalsack.... For people like yourself who get their information from The Sun...the correct term is Paediatrician.....the perverted kiddie touching, curing bastards......gut them all I say...gut them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 27 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Get a grip Scrotalsack.... For people like yourself who get their information from The Sun...the correct term is Paediatrician.....the perverted kiddie touching, curing bastards......gut them all I say...gut them all. No Swarm it is for you to get a grip , and preferably your own neck. If you read my reply to Punkcunt I correct him on his spelling of peadophile. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 13 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: No Swarm it is for you to get a grip , and preferably your own neck. If you read my reply to Punkcunt I correct him on his spelling of peadophile. Cunt Paediatrician...Paediatrician.... oh never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Are you ok Mike.......you haven't been anywhere near the Manchester area have you.....its just that you are talking like a complete numbskull and I am fearful that you may have contracted Mankyitis, A northern disease prevalent in that area carried by cunts who attend too many right wing meetings in backstreet gaslight boozers whilst they ingest warm flat shitty beer .......it can be cured you but I am afraid its a painful remedy involving baseball bats and accelerants. Get yourself checked out for gods sake as Frank would be distraught should you perish. I think i'll be okay, obviously just a lapse. I'll stick to the photo opportunity for politicians part though! Yeah, Frank would be as gutted as I would should he depart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 There should be a simple rule or two... If you do not have a British Passport, you do not get one If you do not reside in Great Britain, you do not get one. If you do not pay (proper) tax in Great Britain, you do not get one. Now fuck off Johnny Foreigners, you will never get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 7 hours ago, luke swarm said: So its that time of year again when the great and good get rewarded for all the altruistic and humanistic work they have done in the service of their fellow citizens. Lets have a couple of examples shall we to see who we can look up to and adapt as role models. Lin Homer: head of Inland Revenue, previously head of borders agency. She has done good work in both areas and we are getting the benefits of this work as we speak. Immigration and border checks as well as monitoring asylum seekers and refugees, well that's running as sweet as a nut .The Tax Office....well another success story, sold off all their building to a company based in the tax haven of Bermuda, we now rent back from them at exorbitant rates and revolutionised the call centre so call waiting times are a mere 45 mins to 1.30 hours. Lynton Crosby: the Australian election campaign genius from OZ who masterminded the tory campaign. A low life cunt who has brought British politics to a new low {was that possible you ask} His modus operandi is negative campaigning...smear the opposition and dig up any dirt, real and imagined. A true low life parasite that now is part of the inner circle of power in our government. Apparently he was paid £500,000 for this as well. All in all there are 30 Tory MPs , Organisers and Donors among this august assembly.....As well as scores of Senior Civil Servants and other sycophantic cockwipes. Much has been said here on CC about Barbara Windsor but unbelievably a gong has also gone to that mockney cunt, Goldie, what notable contribution has he made to mankind. I do not think that the Tory bastards care what anyone thinks anymore. this is starting to make the Blair years seem like halcyon days as slides into utter corruption. Full list here. http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjL8_-08IXKAhVKAxoKHchICYMQqQIIKDAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk%2Fpolitics%2Fnew-years-honours-almost-30-tory-party-members-or-supporters-receive-awards-amid-accusations-of-a6791366.html&usg=AFQjCNHGymxPEHYdCDbmEvJRu-HDEQAOxw&bvm=bv.110151844,d.d2s Did you really expect anything less from our illustrious dish faced pig bothering leader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Perhaps knighthoods should be given to black people who have done well in the drugs trade and doing " discos" . or most of Moss Side in Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Perhaps knighthoods should be given to black people who have done well in the drugs trade and doing " discos" . I wonder if Lenny Henry misses the days when his career had a point? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wonder if Lenny Henry misses the days when his career had a point? Did it ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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