Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: No doubt Bowie's funeral will turn into a poofter, drug abuser and weirdo event of the year. A ticket for Alfie ! See you both there. I'll be wearing lambskin chaps and playing with my balls like Jareth from labyrinth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: No doubt Bowie's funeral will turn into a poofter, drug abuser and weirdo event of the year. A ticket for Alfie ! That sounds more like your wedding to the judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 RIP DB, we wont get your talent and brilliant music again - certainly not from the dross of One Dimension and Justin Bieber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 I heard he purchased a lottery ticket for Saturday nights draw. Obviously he can't claim it now can he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I heard he purchased a lottery ticket for Saturday nights draw. Obviously he can't claim it now can he. You fucking stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: I wouldn't be seen dead in Brixton. None of us are too fussy about the place you choose, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: What is all this platitudinous RIP bollocks all about. We had too much of it on here when that geezer from motorhead snuffed it and now more on this thread. It's not a book of condolence...............this is CC for fucks sake. Yes. We all know that being dead is the ultimate cunt, though sometimes the loathsome " Gurt" posts some shit that makes me think it's second place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 40 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: What is all this platitudinous RIP bollocks all about. We had too much of it on here when that geezer from motorhead snuffed it and now more on this thread. It's not a book of condolence...............this is CC for fucks sake. Hear hear! Well said, PK. Insipid vomit inducing drivel, the lot of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 2 hours ago, nocti said: Oh absolutely. The sudden outpouring of bottled up grief for celebrities that everybody suddenly cares about really twists my dick. But as much as I respect Baws, the 'Jazz' comment was fucking out of order. All I'm saying is, if I'd read one more pre-implosion comment from The Artist Formerly Known As Jazz about his hand brushed paintings and how he once got to use the same roll of toilet paper as Bowie my fucking head would have exploded like those cunts in "Scanners". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I wouldn't be seen dead in Brixton. Neither would Bowie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: All I'm saying is, if I'd read one more pre-implosion comment from The Artist Formerly Known As Jazz about his hand brushed paintings and how he once got to use the same roll of toilet paper as Bowie my fucking head would have exploded like those cunts in "Scanners". who is formerly known as Jazz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 8 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: is it local ? It sells precious things to local people. And milk for suckling piglets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a rumour going around that it wasn't cancer, but he electrocuted himself rewiring his apartment. Apparently the coroner said "The man failed to earth"! Coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 11 hours ago, Properkhunt said: What is all this platitudinous RIP bollocks all about. We had too much of it on here when that geezer from motorhead snuffed it and now more on this thread. It's not a book of condolence...............this is CC for fucks sake. I laughed like fuck when I heard Bowie had died. I'm entitled to, being a gnome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: All I'm saying is, if I'd read one more pre-implosion comment from The Artist Formerly Known As Jazz about his hand brushed paintings and how he once got to use the same roll of toilet paper as Bowie my fucking head would have exploded like those cunts in "Scanners". I take it he never told you about that time he managed to out drink Lemmy at the rainbow bar, taught Ronnie James Dio how to sing, or how he was the original founding member of the Beatles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Usual shit when someone famous dies, everyone grieving for some cunt they've never met. "RIP brother" and bollocks like that. Fuck me, imagine if he was a Scouser. He'd have a fucking state funeral and six months of mourning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Fuck me, imagine if he was a Scouser. He'd have a fucking state funeral and six months of mourning. Just wait for when McCartney pegs out. The fucking BBC are still reporting Bowie this morning, o.t.t or what. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Fuck me, imagine if he was a Scouser. He'd have a fucking state funeral and six months of mourning. And a 20 year £250 million inquest. I like Bowie, he was part of the music scene I liked in my teens, and was certainly a prolific singer and writer involved in lots ofstuff, Mott the Hoople, Lou Reed etc. He will be missed but keep things in perspective. People die and its not the end of the world. His fucking knob cheese would be more creative than half the cunts on here. There again, what wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Exactly. Most of the cunts beside themselves with grief need to fucking grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: who is formerly known as Jazz? No-one - it was just a play on words. I did wonder briefly about ProfB, but the lack of Jib Jabs is a bit of a contraindication. Besides, Jazz was funny once (just once, on the 12th of November, 2014, as I recall) and ProfB has so far shown no signs of matching that accomplishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: No-one - it was just a play on words. I did wonder briefly about ProfB, but the lack of Jib Jabs is a bit of a contraindication. Besides, Jazz was funny once (just once, on the 12th of November, 2014, as I recall) and ProfB has so far shown no signs of matching that accomplishment. Prof was almost funny when it went into meltdown a few months ago... ..but that was laughing at, not with.... so doensn;t really count... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: No-one - it was just a play on words. I did wonder briefly about ProfB, but the lack of Jib Jabs is a bit of a contraindication. Besides, Jazz was funny once (just once, on the 12th of November, 2014, as I recall) and ProfB has so far shown no signs of matching that accomplishment. To be fair baws, jazz did at least put a stupendous amount of effort into his posts. He claimed to have a successful business, so how in hell he found the time to produce those caricatures is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Jazz would be rolling in his grave with his ears burning. I can absolutely and categorically state that he is not profb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, ProfB said: I am hilarious. So there. Fuck off are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Fuck off are you. Snatch we're supposed to be ignoring this Ovis twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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