Guest MikeD Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Will Pooley, a nurse who worked in Sierra Leone helping to combat the Ebola virus, but who caught the virus and survived, is to receive an MBE. For the love of fucking, cunting, bastarding fuck, you'll soon be able to get these by winning on a fucking scratch-card. So you now qualify for an award by being lucky to have the best fucking medical treatment available including a chartered flight back to the UK treating your condition? Fucking HELL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Bet the Queen posts it to the rancid contagious fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 If she meets the Queen to get it and the old bat dies within, say, 10 years, then I think we have an unequivocal case for treason, still a capital offence.... ( I hope...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Fuck me.. if ever a topic became non news over night. Cure found ...... crisis over. Sod the poor cunts who died in a blood and piss sodden heap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Fuck me.. if ever a topic became non news over night. Cure found ...... crisis over. Sod the poor cunts who died in a blood and piss sodden heap. They no longer make "good tele".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 At the risk of courting controversy, perhaps they should occasionally think about handing these gongs out to the cunts who were competent enough at their jobs NOT to catch the fucking disease they were supposed to be curing? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: At the risk of courting controversy, perhaps they should occasionally think about handing these gongs out to the cunts who were competent enough at their jobs NOT to catch the fucking disease they were supposed to be curing? Way too lacking in 'Hollywood' I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 She's getting an MBE for catching a disease? I'm flabbergasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's getting an MBE for catching a disease? I'm flabbergasted. Gypps , I've got syph' , what do I get ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Gypps , I've got syph' , what do I get ? Avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Some of the skanks I've been near and I've never had the clap or crabs, I deserve a knighthood then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, neil298 said: Some of the skanks I've been near and I've never had the clap or crabs, I deserve a knighthood then. The old Russian Roulette, one day there'll be a bullet in the chamber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Gypps , I've got syph' , what do I get ? A dose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Meaningless trinket from some people who despise you. Usually awarded to crooks and pedos. I suspect this cunt didn't actually have Ebola, and was drafted in as part of the scare campaign, so hence the worthless award. I notice we have a new deadly disease, from Brazil this time. I wonder how long it will be before some cunt brings it over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 9 hours ago, deebom said: Meaningless trinket from some people who despise you. Usually awarded to crooks and pedos. I suspect this cunt didn't actually have Ebola, and was drafted in as part of the scare campaign, so hence the worthless award. I notice we have a new deadly disease, from Brazil this time. I wonder how long it will be before some cunt brings it over here. The Lambada was bad enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 44 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. You have Ebola and that's all that matters. If only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 On 29/01/2016 at 9:40 PM, neil298 said: Some of the skanks I've been near and I've never had the clap or crabs, I deserve a knighthood then. No, its the skanks who deserve the awards, or custodial sentences.... not sure which... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 15 hours ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Apple,your getting more like ProfB as time goes by. Shut the fuck up about the fucking ashes,save your money and buy a one way ticket back to Australia if you like that much but please,please stop fucking repeating yourself. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 20 hours ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. You are aware that the 'sport' of Golf is for irons? I realised what I had typed just after I hit submit. I was going to edit it, but I wont, so you can all see what a fucking twat I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 On 01/02/2016 at 1:40 AM, Properkhunt said: I have survived, MRSA, clostridium difficle, TB, SARS, bird flu, swine flu, CHAV flu and fuck knows how many other viruses during my 26 years service to the sick and afflicted. I'm a god damn miracle of modern science. Doctors and Nurses never seem to catch much in my experience, must be due to the rampant drug and alcohol abuse they live on... keep telling us it's bad for us, so there's enough left for themselves to self-prescribe... At least that's my theory... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 On 01/02/2016 at 1:40 AM, Properkhunt said: I have survived, MRSA, clostridium difficle, TB, SARS, bird flu, swine flu, CHAV flu and fuck knows how many other viruses during my 26 years service to the sick and afflicted. I'm a god damn miracle of modern science. Shame the vCJD got you, but no-one's luck lasts for ever. John Selwyn Gummer was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Doctors and Nurses never seem to catch much in my experience, must be due to the rampant drug and alcohol abuse they live on... keep telling us it's bad for us, so there's enough left for themselves to self-prescribe... At least that's my theory... Yep. Got it in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 So Pauline Cafferkey is back in hospital for the 3rd time. If she can't shake this Ebola flu thing what about the 1000's in Africa who are 'cured' . It really is a cunt but still easier to get rid of than a Barratt home in Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 54 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: So Pauline Cafferkey is back in hospital for the 3rd time. If she can't shake this Ebola flu thing what about the 1000's in Africa who are 'cured' . It really is a cunt but still easier to get rid of than a Barratt home in Norfolk. I hope they double her National Insurance contributions and make bed blocking a crime. As for Norfolk. Dump all our nuclear and chemical waste there and wait 50 years. Voilà, an under-sea storage facility protected by swarms of 12 fingered freaks with identical DNA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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