cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Something I nommed a few years ago........I know a few guys who are masons. They are quite nice chaps and they are always in the paper giving to local charities. But they seem to have ideas above their station. When I was a lad a gang of us were chucking stones in the river and talking when one of the lads said, "My dad is master of the lodge and he says that Masons run the country". One of the other boys replied, "Yeah, but your dad is a fucking coal man". Sums it all up really 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: Something I nommed a few years ago........I know a few guys who are masons. They are quite nice chaps and they are always in the paper giving to local charities. But they seem to have ideas above their station. When I was a lad a gang of us were chucking stones in the river and talking when one of the lads said, "My dad is master of the lodge and he says that Masons run the country". One of the other boys replied, "Yeah, but your dad is a fucking coal man". Sums it all up really Raining again in Wales today is it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Raining again in Wales today is it ? Today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Raining again in Wales today is it ? Is it fucking ever.... I've just come back from taking the goldfish for a walk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I raise you "The Roundtable"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, DingTheDoggie!! said: I raise you "The Roundtable"... Yes.... not quite Freemasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I raise you "The Roundtable"... I will up you 2 ANCIENT ORDER OF BUFFALOS and 1 TocH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 The Buffs.... yes .... all but fucking disappeared over the last twenty years or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Yes.... not quite Freemasons. Failed Masons really... not good enough to be Masons... like my old Deputy Headmaster, he was Acting Head about 4 times... always the bridesmaid.... and a Roundtabler 6 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I will up you 2 ANCIENT ORDER OF BUFFALOS and 1 TocH You win... who the fuck are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 28 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Failed Masons really... not good enough to be Masons... like my old Deputy Headmaster, he was Acting Head about 4 times... always the bridesmaid.... and a Roundtabler You win... who the fuck are they? A bunch of publicity-fixated, nosey, do-gooders who think chairing The Local Neighbourhood Watch committee is a bit old-hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Joined a lodge through peer pressure from a client, a old established lodge from Freemasons hall, managed to leave within 6 months as the piss head who introduced me fell foul of the lodge for general drunkenness, I protested at his public berating and used this as an excuse to leave. The lodge was mainly old men holding back from the bar waiting for newer members to approach and buy their drinks, or small business owners pushing their wares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 40 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I will up you 2 ANCIENT ORDER OF BUFFALOS and 1 TocH I raise you to "The Oddity, Sodality and Benevolence Society" bunch of Rotarians in drag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Free Masons are very lower-middle class and the organisation is nothing more than a mutual back-slapping outfit purporting to do charitable deeds. One local butcher cunt in Chesire tried to get his offering back from the Air Ambulance because they wouldn't emblazon his shop name down the side of the helicopter. He got short shrift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: Free Masons are very lower-middle class best not mention that to The duke of Kent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: Free Masons are very lower-middle class and the organisation is nothing more than a mutual back-slapping outfit purporting to do charitable deeds. One local butcher cunt in Chesire tried to get his offering back from the Air Ambulance because they wouldn't emblazon his shop name down the side of the helicopter. He got short shrift. i think you should tell the Duke of Kent that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: i think you should tell the Duke of Kent that. What about HRH The Duke of Edinburgh? 60 years a member of the craft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: What about HRH The Duke of Edinburgh? 60 years a member of the craft. yeah but he never turns up ..... well not to St James' anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Don't forget The Rotary Club International. Colonel Sanders , Military Medal , KFC , was a Rotarian. Says it all really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Surprise, surprise. Here's another bunch of cunts I don't trust. They all piss in the same pot. Cunts with ideas above their station and delusions of adequacy. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 The bulk of Free Masons are muttering arseholes with a few self-aggrandising big cheeses at the top. The Duke of Kent is hardly a top drawer Royal. I've met Princess Anne at Murrayfield and Prince Andrew through golf. The Duke of Kent probably posts on Cuntscorner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: The bulk of Free Masons are muttering arseholes with a few self-aggrandising big cheeses at the top. The Duke of Kent is hardly a top drawer Royal. I've met Princess Anne at Murrayfield and Prince Andrew through golf. The Duke of Kent probably posts on Cuntscorner. Sorry Frank but I always assumed you were the Duke of Kent , or are you another chinless cunt ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Is this Cults Corner now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: The bulk of Free Masons are muttering arseholes with a few self-aggrandising big cheeses at the top. The Duke of Kent is hardly a top drawer Royal. I've met Princess Anne at Murrayfield and Prince Andrew through golf. The Duke of Kent probably posts on Cuntscorner. So you got blackballed then, you poor bitter sap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've met Princess Anne at Murrayfield and Prince Andrew through golf. Through the window of a golf more like you pair of bandits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: A bunch of publicity-fixated, nosey, do-gooders who think chairing The Local Neighbourhood Watch committee is a bit old-hat. So, the same as the other lots we've mentioned then... other than the masons... 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Free Masons are very lower-middle class and the organisation is nothing more than a mutual back-slapping outfit purporting to do charitable deeds. One local butcher cunt in Chesire tried to get his offering back from the Air Ambulance because they wouldn't emblazon his shop name down the side of the helicopter. He got short shrift. Don't you mean "shirt lifted"...? I bet its' not just the left trouser leg on a Friday night... 45 minutes ago, Punkape said: The bulk of Free Masons are muttering arseholes with a few self-aggrandising big cheeses at the top. The Duke of Kent is hardly a top drawer Royal. I've met Princess Anne at Murrayfield and Prince Andrew through golf. The Duke of Kent probably posts on Cuntscorner. The Duke of Kent would get the same welcoming as anyone else... like this... Fuck off Frank. His missus, however, when she was a few decades younger would get an entirely different welcome... though she may not appreciate it as much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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