Guest Manky Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 At least Idris Elba seems to try to do things on merit and doesn't play the race or minorities card. I must give him a bit of credit there. If there was a competition on here to find the cleverest, most handsome Adonis like genius, but entrants were limited to people from the Northwest with the user name Manky, then it would hardly merit a mega pissup in celebration. I would win it on merit though so no need for silly categories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 (edited) Done Edited February 14, 2016 by Bubbles Shitty iPhone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 And at the risk of appearing cynical again, I would guess that there will be no shortage of cringing acceptance speeches which will quickly turn into race issues. There will be more black cock sucked than in any porn movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: And at the risk of appearing cynical again, I would guess that there will be no shortage of cringing acceptance speeches which will quickly turn into race issues. There will be more black cock sucked than in any porn movie. Does Frank and Judge have an invite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Does Frank and Judge have an invite? It wouldn't stop them if they didn't, Snatchers. Just a whiff of ebony cock, and they'll smash the back doors in, so to speak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: At least Idris Elba seems to try to do things on merit and doesn't play the race or minorities card. I must give him a bit of credit there. If there was a competition on here to find the cleverest, most handsome Adonis like genius, but entrants were limited to people from the Northwest with the user name Manky, then it would hardly merit a mega pissup in celebration. I would win it on merit though so no need for silly categories I think you'd come second. For a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Fucking hell.. just seen some newspaper article about "kiss cam" at the BAFTAs..... I'm not googling the images or video, but apparently, and PUT DOWN ANY FOOD OR DRINKS NOW!!! Get a BIG BUCKET ready... ..............Rebel Wilson and Eddie Izzard "really went for it".... I'm not sure i can conjure up a worse image, even after seeing Franks dirty dancing video... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 48 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking hell.. just seen some newspaper article about "kiss cam" at the BAFTAs..... I'm not googling the images or video, but apparently, and PUT DOWN ANY FOOD OR DRINKS NOW!!! Get a BIG BUCKET ready... ..............Rebel Wilson and Eddie Izzard "really went for it".... I'm not sure i can conjure up a worse image, even after seeing Franks dirty dancing video... A kebab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: A kebab? Is that a euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: ..............Rebel Wilson and Eddie Izzard "really went for it".... A fat woman in a dress kissing a bloke that wears dresses. Box ticked. Or has he manned up now and put a pair trousers on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: A fat woman in a dress kissing a bloke that wears dresses. Box ticked. Or has he manned up now and put a pair trousers on? I'm confused... which one is Rebel and which is Eddie? The fat bird or the bloke in a dress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: I'm confused... which one is Rebel and which is Eddie? The fat bird or the bloke in a dress? Who gives a fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 On 16 February 2016 at 7:43 PM, Snatch said: Who gives a fuck? Fatblokedress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 I see all the ladies will be wearing black to this year's event, Fucking sexy, that, I bet that'll help them land a few parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 I see that the wearing of a white rose is popular,some bullshit about harassment in the movie industry.I just find it a little ironic that most of the roses are pinned just next to a near full out pair of baps.The only reason some tart wears something like this is to have people stare at them,not a problem for me but don't go fucking crying "I'm not a piece of meat" when other men(and women) gawp at the fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Neil said: I see that the wearing of a white rose is popular,... You'll only feel a little prick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 31 minutes ago, Neil said: I see that the wearing of a white rose is popular,some bullshit about harassment in the movie industry.I just find it a little ironic that most of the roses are pinned just next to a near full out pair of baps.The only reason some tart wears something like this is to have people stare at them,not a problem for me but don't go fucking crying "I'm not a piece of meat" when other men(and women) gawp at the fuckers. Was about 10 minutes before i noticed the rose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 45 minutes ago, White van man said: Was about 10 minutes before i noticed the rose. What rose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 I find it odd that this carnival of trite virtue-signalling awfulness is happening in the Royal Albert Hall. As far as I understand it, Prince Alberts’ contribution to gender politics was chucking a live one up old Vicky on a regular basis, barking at the sour old boiler for being so bloody miserable, getting off his Saxe-Coburg tits on opium and inventing a bolt through the cock. I expect he’ll be on The Yards’ list of historic crimes against the uterus before the evening is through. Why is Lumley dressed as Batman when she should have done it in character as Patsy? Fucking shitshow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I find it odd that this carnival of trite virtue-signalling awfulness is happening in the Royal Albert Hall. As far as I understand it, Prince Alberts’ contribution to gender politics was chucking a live one up old Vicky on a regular basis, barking at the sour old boiler for being so bloody miserable, getting off his Saxe-Coburg tits on opium and inventing a bolt through the cock. I expect he’ll be on The Yards’ list of historic crimes against the uterus before the evening is through. Why is Lumley dressed as Batman when she should have done it in character as Patsy? Fucking shitshow. It maybe, so why are you watching it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Closed shop, mutual backslapping, self congratulatory, boring nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Closed shop, mutual backslapping, self congratulatory, boring nonsense. Hmmmmm. Controversial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 I tire of this endless parade of rewarding over remunerated gcse failures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I tire of this endless parade of rewarding over remunerated gcse failures. I've never actually watched it spot, for the reasons you so eloquently put forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Is Hugh Grant really prickly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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