Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 There is really fuck all to this one, but it must be said as it is gospel fucking truth. Every single fucking "Saskia" I have met, anyone I know has met, or heard of indirectly, has been a stupid, snotty, sloanie, fucking slag of a cunt. A mate of mine recently started seeing one from London; when I heard, I said to another mutual mate as much, "wait and fucking see". Surprise sur fucking prise- loud, brassy, far too confident for quite a thicko, far to well dressed in that too-old for age way, opinionated- a truly stupid insufferable slag. 3 nights up here visiting us cunts - not fucking once did she pay for a single drink, taxi contribution nor fuck all. Very clearly her God given right as a reasonably (not very) good looking bird that this is her due, despite being well off. I hate this type of London slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 Did she have big tits ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 Not particularly. To be honest if she was dressed a bit chavvier she'd probably seem a munt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 Sounds like the Southern equivalent of a Senga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 13 hours ago, JackoTC said: Did she have big tits ? You've spent so long playing a poor man's Frank that when you attempt to actually comment on a thread this is the best you can do. Boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You've spent so long playing a poor man's Frank that when you attempt to actually comment on a thread this is the best you can do. Boring cunt. Don't know why he would be interested in her unless she had a cock as well and was called Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 16 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: There is really fuck all to this one, but it must be said as it is gospel fucking truth. Every single fucking "Saskia" I have met, anyone I know has met, or heard of indirectly, has been a stupid, snotty, sloanie, fucking slag of a cunt. A mate of mine recently started seeing one from London; when I heard, I said to another mutual mate as much, "wait and fucking see". Surprise sur fucking prise- loud, brassy, far too confident for quite a thicko, far to well dressed in that too-old for age way, opinionated- a truly stupid insufferable slag. 3 nights up here visiting us cunts - not fucking once did she pay for a single drink, taxi contribution nor fuck all. Very clearly her God given right as a reasonably (not very) good looking bird that this is her due, despite being well off. I hate this type of London slut. Sounds like a saskia my wife knows from that there London, who to make things even worse is a fucking Ibiza DJ. She is an old shag bag who tells everyone she is 10 years younger that she actually is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 So does anybody else believe she 6 years old? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: So does anybody else believe she 6 years old? Eddie does.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 If the tight bitch didn't pay her way you should have dipped your cock in her drink and then imagined she was giving you a blow job during sips. Sounds a fucking nightmare. Out of curiosity, what is your mates name and why as he got such low standards................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 ..........to be one of your mates, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 11 hours ago, Eddie said: Sounds like a saskia my wife knows from that there London, who to make things even worse is a fucking Ibiza DJ. She is an old shag bag who tells everyone she is 10 years younger that she actually is. Yes. That. Cunts with "decks", not you Decs, even worse than that, droning fucks who have two turntables - a million times cooler than just one, not as many of these dicks about as a few years ago but those remaining need shot. I'm never sure exactly what they're doing but I suspect it is for most of them fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 As you've touched on the subject, I'd like to sub-nom birds who are a slightly above average looking, but think everyone she treat them like fucking a fucking Greek goddess of beauty, hang on their every word, swoon at their pouting face, blah, blah, blah. When all you really want to do is bend one up them and move on. Slut cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 7 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: ..........to be one of your mates, you cunt. She's lucky I didn't, er, kill her. Actually he hasn't been in touch since I slated her but he will come around once he realises his fucking error. His name, heh, definitely isn't Eadie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 9 hours ago, Bubbles said: As you've touched on the subject, I'd like to sub-nom birds who are a slightly above average looking, but think everyone she treat them like fucking a fucking Greek goddess of beauty, hang on their every word, swoon at their pouting face, blah, blah, blah. When all you really want to do is bend one up them and move on. Slut cunts. This sounds a bit like the manifesto of a prostitute ripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: This sounds a bit like the manifesto of a prostitute ripper. Fuck off, I'm not from Yorkshire. Besides, our resident slimy little northern rat has been fucked off for being a grass. I guess he's got more time to work on his 'pulling fit birds in gay bars' technique for a while. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Lying, thieving cunts, without a doubt. Had one booked as a boarder, her situation of studying abroad and getting out of Russia seemed a sincere and righteous cause, next thing, she's slating us because we felt she should at least get here before thrusting her hands out for a wad of jizz washed money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 20 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Lying, thieving cunts, without a doubt. Had one booked as a boarder, her situation of studying abroad and getting out of Russia seemed a sincere and righteous cause, next thing, she's slating us because we felt she should at least get here before thrusting her hands out for a wad of jizz washed money. Do you run a B&B? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Do you run a B&B? It's a "motel". He's a Norman Bates just waiting to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Am I missing something here. I have never met or even heard of anyone called Saskia. Ever. I suspect Quince has just picked 7 letters out of his early learning scrabble set and started a nom with the sole intent of skull fucking all and sundry. Of course, all you cunts with Stockholm Syndrome will cosy up to him and relate your experiences with this fictional being. Bigger cunts than I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 10 minutes ago, Manky said: Am I missing something here. I have never met or even heard of anyone called Saskia. Ever. I suspect Quince has just picked 7 letters out of his early learning scrabble set and started a nom with the sole intent of skull fucking all and sundry. Of course, all you cunts with Stockholm Syndrome will cosy up to him and relate your experiences with this fictional being. Bigger cunts than I thought. You're missing a couple of chromosomes, you northern monkey. The reason you haven't heard of this stupid cunt name is because it is a posh one, and the only wimmen you probably associate with are muscly, stolid, fearsome ones called "Bess" or "Meg", being such a salt of and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're missing a couple of chromosomes, you northern monkey. The reason you haven't heard of this stupid cunt name is because it is a posh one, and the only wimmen you probably associate with are muscly, stolid, fearsome ones called "Bess" or "Meg", being such a salt of and all. That's it then. Now the gloves are off. For me it is a simple operation, one I do without thinking having 4 fingers and a thumb on each hand. For you inbred southern cunts it is akin to a centipede fastening it's bootlaces. Is for Posh, if I walk post the Tripe mine and up the tip, I can see Cheshire. How much fucking posher can you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: Is for Posh, if I walk post the Tripe mine and up the tip, I can see Cheshire. How much fucking posher can you get. Is this in English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Manky said: That's it then. Now the gloves are off. For me it is a simple operation, one I do without thinking having 4 fingers and a thumb on each hand. For you inbred southern cunts it is akin to a centipede fastening it's bootlaces. Is for Posh, if I walk post the Tripe mine and up the tip, I can see Cheshire. How much fucking posher can you get. I am from Northern Ireland, and live in Scotland , both are not southern anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Is this in English? How would you know? I inserted a test error to ensure people are awake and paying attention, the same way tarmac changes colour under Motorway bridges. Probably not noticeable on Welsh motorways through animal blood you dog murdering cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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