Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 hour ago, nocti said: Perhaps her standards are to have armpits like Chewbacca's arse, with breath to match, and a mollusc heavy diet? Leave my wife out of this you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 On 27/02/2016 at 10:15 AM, Cuntybaws said: In fact, make it a limerick, and there may even be a prize for the best one. On 01/03/2016 at 9:21 AM, Guest said: I once came over Judge Lunt Her back instead of her front She called me a prick And chopped off my dick For thinking her arse was her cunt Thought I'd resurrect this fucker seeing it was from my own fair hand. My moniker, Mac Spunk, didn't make it through the registration process for some reason or another. That said, it might get Decimus and others off my back that I once had a sexier sobriquet than Hector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Hector said: Thought I'd resurrect this fucker seeing it was from my own fair hand. My moniker, Mac Spunk, didn't make it through the registration process for some reason or another. That said, it might get Decimus and others off my back that I once had a sexier sobriquet than Hector. I'm still not paying up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm still not paying up. Dare I say, typical Scot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Hector said: Dare I say, typical Scot? I knew I'd like you. Change your fucking avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) There is a huge cunt called hector Whose humour exists on a different vector He posts shit on cc Brings a minimum of glee I wish he'd be run over by a fucking large tractor. Edited October 6, 2016 by Alfie Noakes see below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 15 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: There is a huge cunt called hector Who's humour exists on a different vector He posts shit on cc Brings a minimum of glee I wish he'd be run over by a fucking large tractor. "Whose", but otherwise, very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 34 minutes ago, Bubba C said: "Whose", but otherwise, very nice. careful Bubbly. A grammar Nazi is only a few short steps from a Nazi Nazi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, mothra said: careful Bubbly. A grammar Nazi is only a few short steps from a Nazi Nazi Fair enough. When I was a child, my English teacher looked at me and said "Name two pronouns". I said "Who, me?". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Fair enough. When I was a child, my English teacher looked at me and said "Name two pronouns". I said "Who, me?". I'm glad you said that Bubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 9 hours ago, mothra said: careful Bubbly. A grammar Nazi is only a few short steps from a Nazi Nazi Say what you like about Goebbels but that cunt could punctuate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Say what you like about Goebbels but that cunt could punctuate. I agree. The full stop he did in April 1945 was a master stroke of stripped back punctuation. Just the one little dot, but delivered with such emphatic finality. I believe Olivier tried but failed to emulate it in his Lear of 1949. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 12 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: There is a huge cunt called hector Whose humour exists on a different vector He posts shit on cc Brings a minimum of glee I wish he'd be run over by a fucking large tractor. dreadful in a rather excellent way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 27 minutes ago, mothra said: dreadful in a rather excellent way I didn't try very hard I must admit. It rolled off the tongue, a bit like tramps cock cheese on punkape's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 13 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: There is a huge cunt called hector Whose humour exists on a different vector He posts shit on cc Brings a minimum of glee I wish he'd be run over by a fucking large tractor. With a searing wit like this, Alfie Noakes, you could guest on 8 out of 10 Cats or even a five minute slot on the Miranda Hart Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: dreadful in a rather excellent way His poetic meter is unorthodox to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Hector said: With a searing wit like this, Alfie Noakes, you could guest on 8 out of 10 Cats or even a five minute slot on the Miranda Hart Show. It is almost like a shining diamond, glistening through all the rest of the shite I have posted on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Hector said: With a searing wit like this, Alfie Noakes, you could guest on 8 out of 10 Cats or even a five minute slot on the Miranda Hart Show. Or Uzbek tv as a Yak in "Uzbek farming today". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Or Uzbek tv as a Yak in "Uzbek farming today". You should star on queer eye for the straight guy, seeing as you love giving sartorial advice so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You should star on queer eye for the straight guy, seeing as you love giving sartorial advice so much. You should appear on "Perverts choice of Uzbek Yak". Fuck off..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You should appear on "Perverts choice of Uzbek Yak". Fuck off..... No I won't fuck off. I want to destroy you, your morals and beliefs you utter self righteous cock lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: No I won't fuck off. I want to destroy you, your morals and beliefs you utter self righteous cock lover. Become a catholic and fuck off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Become a catholic and fuck off... I will not join any organisation, they are all for sad cunts, let alone one full of paedo priests and sheep like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: I will not join any organisation, they are all for sad cunts, let alone one full of paedo priests and sheep like you. Cunts like you will eventually do as you're told and pray to God as well. In the meantime eat shit and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cunts like you will eventually do as you're told and pray to God as well........... .......and to suck the priests knob while the cardinal buries his dick in your arse, no I will leave that to morons who cannot think for themselves like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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