Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Fucking hell. Luckily, my other half possesses infinitely better linguistic ability than 99% of the population, so I can have a semi-decent conversation with her, when I can be bothered, obviously. Another fucking annoying word that had crept into common language is 'literally'. As in "I was literally working until 7pm" as I've just heard some cunt say to try and emphasise a point. I once went to Aberystwyth and saw a chinese man conversing in Welsh with some old dear, it felt like I was on some sort of bad acid trip. Are there still places in Wales that you can go to where people talk mainly in Welsh in everyday conversation? Apart from Ting tong and his lady friend I didn't see much, but I guess it depends on the area. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Have you noticed anybody to do with football being interviewed 'it wasn't a good match ,but you know ...we've lost our forward you know ,you know, you know every 10 fucking seconds . get it into your heads you thick cunts I . DO NOT KNOW , thats why I am listening to you telling me . You know it makes my piss boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 One that fucks me off big time is the phrase "going forward". "Let us look at the next couple of weeks going forward." Cunts,absolute pretentious up their own arse cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I once went to Aberystwyth and saw a chinese man conversing in Welsh with some old dear, it felt like I was on some sort of bad acid trip. Are there still places in Wales that you can go to where people talk mainly in Welsh in everyday conversation? Apart from Ting tong and his lady friend I didn't see much, but I guess it depends on the area. I think north Wales is your most likely region, but most of the Neanderthal freaks up there sound like they're grunting some bastardised cross between German, Welsh and Scouse, so I'm not really sure. It is a fucking nonsense language, not as bad as French though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Good heavens, you boys! Blue blooded murder of the English tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Good heavens, you boys! Blue blooded murder of the English tongue. Shut it, ye olde cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 11 hours ago, Bubbles said: Fucking hell. Luckily, my other half possesses infinitely better linguistic ability than 99% of the Welsh population, so I can have a semi-decent conversation with her, when I can be bothered, obviously. Another fucking annoying word that had crept into common language is 'literally'. As in "I was literally working until 7pm" as I've just heard some cunt say to try and emphasise a point. That was literally the most fascinating fact that I have ever read on the internet. Now, do you think you could do us all a favour and catch yourself a dose of sleep apnea tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 On 3/1/2016 at 9:08 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Guess what? It gets on my tits as well I'd like to get something on your tits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'd like to get something on your tits! In your dreams lover boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: In your dreams lover boy I wouldn't call them dreams... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'd like to get something on your tits! A bra, put some fucking clothes on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: In your dreams lover boy Not necessarily, a roofie, a dark car park, and a bottle of your favorite cheap wine, who knows, might be a right fun evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Not necessarily, a roofie, a dark car park, and a bottle of your favorite cheap wine, who knows, might be a right fun evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Something like that. I suppose a clock tower will suffice. Don't you worry, if anybody calls you a hunchback, I'll kick their teeth in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Something like that. I suppose a clock tower will suffice. Don't you worry, if anybody calls you a hunchback, I'll kick their teeth in! I hope I would be wearing a better dress than the gypsy in the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I hope I would be wearing a better dress than the gypsy in the picture. As do I, but anything is fine, really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: As do I, but anything is fine, really! I'm sure you'll act the proper gentleman when the roofie puts me in dreamland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Something like that. I suppose a clock tower will suffice. Don't you worry, if anybody calls you a hunchback, I'll kick their teeth in! See that romance isn't dead with you Sleeve. Good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Which one's which? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'd like to get something on your tits! You certainly get on my tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Ape said: You certainly get on my tits. What about your wife's tits? Does she buy her bras in Tesco ? " Tesco's finest tits holders " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: What about your wife's tits? Does she buy her bras in Tesco ? " Tesco's finest tits holders " If you're trying to goad me by continually making references to my wife, you're wasting your time, you tiresome little twit. I see you are still struggling with the basics of written English too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: If you're trying to goad me by continually making references to my wife, you're wasting your time, you tiresome little twit. I see you are still struggling with the basics of written English too. He doesn't know what a wife is... he hasn't got past "bumming" in the dictionary.... been stuck on it for 3 years now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: He doesn't know what a wife is... he hasn't got past "bumming" in the dictionary.... been stuck on it for 3 years now.... Probably because he really enjoys it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Probably because he really enjoys it..... State. Fucking. Obvious. Please. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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