Neil Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Someone needs to sue this cunt under the trade descriptions act 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Didn't recognise the name until I saw Lee & Herring... fucking abysmal... Apparently the cunt writes music reviews for the Times... and we're supposed to listen to what the says after he announces he likes Ms Dynamite and The Streets??? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 To be fair, he's slightly funnier than alan carr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 He has a vendetta against Franklyn Ajaye, who IS a genuinely funny cunt. That makes him double unfunny. And a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Cancer is funnier than Alan Carr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Edgy teens and students like him because his routines are 90% atheist rants, which is fine, but Bill Hicks was doing it much better and funnier decades ago. Another overrated sanctimonious twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 19 hours ago, neil298 said: Cancer is funnier than Alan Carr And better looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 4 hours ago, nocti said: Edgy teens and students like him because his routines are 90% atheist rants, which is fine, but Bill Hicks was doing it much better and funnier decades ago. Another overrated sanctimonious twat. Jim Jeffries does the best atheist rant I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 6 hours ago, nocti said: Edgy teens and students like him because his routines are 90% atheist rants, which is fine, but Bill Hicks was doing it much better and funnier decades ago. Another overrated sanctimonious twat. And Dennis Leary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And Dennis Leary. Leary is an arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Leary is an arsehole. Overated sanctimonious twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 21 hours ago, neil298 said: Cancer is funnier than Alan Carr I confess; I like him. And his brother Jimmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Overated sanctimonious twat. And a blithering, Decimus level saddo twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 21 hours ago, neil298 said: Someone needs to sue this cunt under the trade descriptions act The smuggest of smug bastards. One of those cunts who some up their own arse student wanker would say 'oh yeah, saw him at the Edinburgh festival and he was hilaaaarious'. Go fuck yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 44 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: And a blithering, Decimus level saddo twat. Get a grip you insolent gunt hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Them Lee`s are all cunts, Christopher was a lanky cunt, Rusty a jolly cunt and Spike a yankee cunt that yells " Go Arsenal " a lot without i suspect any fucking idea who Arsenal are. Justin Lee Collins is just a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 12 hours ago, MikeD said: The smuggest of smug bastards. One of those cunts who some up their own arse student wanker would say 'oh yeah, saw him at the Edinburgh festival and he was hilaaaarious'. Go fuck yourselves. Saw some kids in Harrogate "busking a set" with a placard saying they were raising funds to take an act to Edinburgh, to be honest I thought they were great, they are probably better than 90% of the acts up there... ...mainly because they were so shit, mumbling and quiet you couldn't hear a fucking thing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 18 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Get a grip you insolent gunt hunter. I've not told you to fuck off and die, lately. Please consider yourself told. PRICK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 On 2 March 2016 at 10:38 PM, scotty said: To be fair, he's slightly funnier than alan carr. He's also slightly funnier than having the flees of a thousand camels infest your Arse ! I particularly like the way.......well actually no I don't like the way. Indeed I detest everything about him and want to make a very well rehearsed monologue to camera stage left like I'm creating the illusion of talking into your television directly to you and breaking the unwritten law and bond between performer and viewer at home that the camera is to merely capture what the live audience sees but not to be looked at directly so as to shatteri the voyeuristic unobtrusive independence of the tv viewer over that of the interactive attending audience. Yep. He's a cunt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 On 2 March 2016 at 10:54 PM, neil298 said: Cancer is funnier than Alan Carr Flatulence is funnier than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: He's also slightly funnier than having the flees of a thousand camels infest your Arse ! I particularly like the way.......well actually no I don't like the way. Indeed I detest everything about him and want to make a very well rehearsed monologue to camera stage left like I'm creating the illusion of talking into your television directly to you and breaking the unwritten law and bond between performer and viewer at home that the camera is to merely capture what the live audience sees but not to be looked at directly so as to shatteri the voyeuristic unobtrusive independence of the tv viewer over that of the interactive attending audience. Yep. He's a cunt ! Were you dropped on your head as a child? It would seem a plausible reason for the absolute bilge that has made its way from your watery brain to CC overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: He's also slightly funnier than having the flees of a thousand camels infest your Arse ! I particularly like the way.......well actually no I don't like the way. Indeed I detest everything about him and want to make a very well rehearsed monologue to camera stage left like I'm creating the illusion of talking into your television directly to you and breaking the unwritten law and bond between performer and viewer at home that the camera is to merely capture what the live audience sees but not to be looked at directly so as to shatteri the voyeuristic unobtrusive independence of the tv viewer over that of the interactive attending audience. Yep. He's a cunt ! Are you out of your fucking gourd? What is that shit supposed to be? You are one serious spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 On 03/03/2016 at 11:22 PM, Hokey Gingers said: Them Lee`s are all cunts, Christopher was a lanky cunt, Rusty a jolly cunt and Spike a yankee cunt that yells " Go Arsenal " a lot without i suspect any fucking idea who Arsenal are. Justin Lee Collins is just a cunt. Leee John from ropey early 80s soul band Imagination is one for having an extra 'E' in his name. So he's a cuunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 He redeemed himself after after reading out a couple of derogative comments I'd posted about him on another website that shall remain nameless during one his stand up shows a few years back. I thanked him on the site for the heads up, without apologizing mind you, but did say that he was a good sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Flatulence is funnier than you. Flatulence is funnier than a lot of things,however,following through is a cunt.oh and by the way fuck off fart muncher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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