Cuntybaws Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Old cunt dies, aged 90 - shock fucking horror. Cue mass outpourings of crocodile tears on social media. And here I thought Pete Best was the "Fifth Beatle". Or maybe Stu Sutcliffe. Certainly not Yoko, though. Oh well, at least he wasn't a poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Aren't they dog biscuits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, neil298 said: Aren't they dog biscuits? No, the bloke who invented dog biscuits died last week. He was a good boy, yes he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, scotty said: No, the bloke who invented dog biscuits died last week. He was a good boy, yes he was. When someone told him to lie down, they didn't quite mean that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 do you think when he first clapped eyes on the beatles he thought "what a bunch of cunts" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 I've actually never heard of him. Did the scousers make him up, just for another minutes silence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 45 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: I've actually never heard of him. Did the scousers make him up, just for another minutes silence? If it keeps the scousers silent, I'm all for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: And here I thought Pete Best was the "Fifth Beatle". Or maybe Stu Sutcliffe. Certainly not Yoko, though. I thought it was Brian Epstein. Just how many fucking Beatles were there? I feel an Apple post coming on. I hope this Martin bloke gets buried and not cremated to stop any comment about those fucking ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 5 hours ago, neil298 said: Aren't they dog biscuits? No, they are boots, silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 My older brothers went to see the Beatles at the cavern in 1963. They stood outside for ages waiting to get in and between them went through several packets of Park Drive before finally going inside. "Our kid" left a half empty box of Swan Vestas on the step. That box of Swan Vestas - that's the fifth Beatle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 32 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: My older brothers went to see the Beatles at the cavern in 1963. They stood outside for ages waiting to get in and between them went through several packets of Park Drive before finally going inside. "Our kid" left a half empty box of Swan Vestas on the step. That box of Swan Vestas - that's the fifth Beatle. ..about as much musical talent as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: ..about as much musical talent as well... So there you have it,the most influential band in music history in a nutshell...oh well,this is cunts corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, neil298 said: So there you have it,the most influential band in music history in a nutshell...oh well,this is cunts corner I do like to keep things simple for you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Old cunt dies, aged 90 - shock fucking horror. Cue mass outpourings of crocodile tears on social media. And here I thought Pete Best was the "Fifth Beatle". Or maybe Stu Sutcliffe. Certainly not Yoko, though. Oh well, at least he wasn't a poof. I'd reserve judgement on that, now he's dead he can't defend himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 On 8 March 2016 at 2:15 PM, nobgobbler said: My older brothers went to see the Beatles at the cavern in 1963. They stood outside for ages waiting to get in and between them went through several packets of Park Drive before finally going inside. "Our kid" left a half empty box of Swan Vestas on the step. That box of Swan Vestas - that's the fifth Beatle. Brian Epstein for me was the 5th Beatle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Brian Epstein for me was the 5th Beatle. Yes Yes....all very interesting but what about the Aaaaahhh.......thud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 How did he have time to be a Beatle when he had a full time job shooting pikeys in Decs neighbourhood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: Brian Epstein for me was the 5th Beatle. Have you got his ashes as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: Brian Epstein for me was the 5th Beatle. Been listening to the help album today Apple. There's some stuff on there I forgot existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 "Fifth Beatle" is a bit of nonsense really, but if you look at the candidates. George Martin - the only person who was their match creatively, it wouldn't have happened without him. Brian Epstein - clearly important to their success, but managers of bands are not band members. Probably a nice bloke, but took a hefty cut of the royalties. Stuart Sutcliffe - Lennon's best mate, the original bass player and a talented artist. Unfortunately he couldn't play bass for toffee. Pete Best - the original drummer. Not much good and one of the reasons why they failed their first EMI audition. Bitter about being replaced on the brink of success. Billy Preston - Strictly speaking the most entitled to call himself the fifth Beatle as he was the only other musician credited on a Beatles record (Get Back). Also played on their last live performance on the roof at Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: "Fifth Beatle" is a bit of nonsense really, but if you look at the candidates. George Martin - the only person who was their match creatively, it wouldn't have happened without him. Brian Epstein - clearly important to their success, but managers of bands are not band members. Probably a nice bloke, but took a hefty cut of the royalties. Stuart Sutcliffe - Lennon's best mate, the original bass player and a talented artist. Unfortunately he couldn't play bass for toffee. Pete Best - the original drummer. Not much good and one of the reasons why they failed their first EMI audition. Bitter about being replaced on the brink of success. Billy Preston - Strictly speaking the most entitled to call himself the fifth Beatle as he was the only other musician credited on a Beatles record (Get Back). Also played on their last live performance on the roof at Apple. Wasn't he the Yorkshire Ripper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 That tune he did about livin' la vida loca was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 18 hours ago, Rick_B said: "Fifth Beatle" is a bit of nonsense really, but if you look at the candidates. George Martin - the only person who was their match creatively, it wouldn't have happened without him. Brian Epstein - clearly important to their success, but managers of bands are not band members. Probably a nice bloke, but took a hefty cut of the royalties. Stuart Sutcliffe - Lennon's best mate, the original bass player and a talented artist. Unfortunately he couldn't play bass for toffee. Pete Best - the original drummer. Not much good and one of the reasons why they failed their first EMI audition. Bitter about being replaced on the brink of success. Billy Preston - Strictly speaking the most entitled to call himself the fifth Beatle as he was the only other musician credited on a Beatles record (Get Back). Also played on their last live performance on the roof at Apple. Replaced with Ringo Starr. So no improvement then. He was good for The Beatles but that was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 20 minutes ago, angekokk said: Was Ringo the best drummer in the world?Alas,he was even the best drummer in the beatles.Great band though and Mr Martin was instrumental(geddit?) in their music.. Get yourself an avatar you fucking shit stick! By the way: Welcome to the corner x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 20 minutes ago, angekokk said: Thank you so much;a pleasure to be among such an array of like minded cunts Get an avatar you sperm hoarder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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